I was working at a construction site today and a bunch of guys were talking about the strangest places they've had sex.

I figure FCP would have some good stories.


Some weird places I heard:

Cow pasture

Baseball bleachers

Bus on the way back from a football game.

McDonalds Drivethru

In a tree?

Your moms bum






AHA!


Come on.... have a sense of humor.... that was funny.

I'm a naughty twit!

Behind an upright piano. I was living for the summer in our fraternity house, my gf was on vacation in Fl, and a cousin from Fl came to visit with a gf of hers. Some of the other houses had parties, so I brought my cousin and her friend to one, and went back to mine, they knew I was being "good" while my gf was away.

About an hour later her friend comes back alone, she obviously doesnt give a FF about my being good. She said something to the effect that it was only fair that Fl send someone as a replacement so I wouldnt be lonely. We started making out but I really didnt expect it to go very far.

Then I notice my gf's best friend and my roomate walking up the stairs to the house. How the hell would I explain this hot, tanned girl to my gfbf and ultimately my gf?

So I drag her into the next room where there was an upright piano against the wall. I pushed it out and we ducked behind it figuring theyd be off to a bedroom soon, but they hung out in the room next door for what seemed like hours. We intially were giggling and goofing on them, but pretty soon it got very erotic and wound up in the full nasty. Keeping it quiet was a challenge!

With a black chick in the basement of a ghetto baptist church in exchange for a fake gold rope chain.

Level?

With your racist ideologies I just find this very hard to believe.

Yeah. I had her totally convinced it was real gold.

Storage Unit - Like one of those Public Storage places.

Camping out the side of a truck - Not weird except literally 30 seconds after we finished an Asian family that was hiking through the woods came down a hill to the river we were parked next to.

That's what you get for not listening to the warning gongs.

On one of these in a public park:



Then I gave her some candy.

What actually happened was me using my charm on an older coworker, and we both decided that was the most convenient place to have sex at 2 in the morning.

One that my girlfriend and I have talked about, but not tried:

One of our friends feels really awkward around us, because he used to have a major crush on her, so we like to make out in front of him and it's hillarious. We want to have sex in his front yard right next to his room. We really don't care whether he sees us or not it's just for sheer bragging rights.

Do you usually look out the window while making out?

Thank goodness I'm not your friend... crap you're mean.

That's foul.

I should have added that he's really cocky and thinks he's the greatest thing known to women.

He wears shirts that belong on 5 year olds, and pisses me off alot.

So "friend" was the wrong word. I'd say more of "person I play basketball with and dicuss movies with"

Edit: And he's also 20 and has dated 2 14 year olds.

Oh so he's a douche, well that makes it acceptable. If he had a crush on your girl he probably talks crap about her behind your backs too. Screw on.

judge not, lest ye be judged.

Had a girl bent over the picnic table while my bud was with his girl inside the trailer while camping. He was looking out the window and making strange noises. We were all shitfaced. Earned the nickname Harley Squirell nuts on that trip.

It sounds more like you're marking your territory in front of him. That's not flattering to your character.

He's a jerk, but be the more mature person. I say, just don't hang out with him.

Bingo !

who is this?

im not sold on this account.

in fact, i dislike it entirely.

That and its not like there haven't already been Stewie joke accounts.

lol at all you people going to hell have fun sinners

QFT



in a hot tub with two ugly girls

in a german U-boat anchored just off the antarctic coast


shit was cold

I lost my virginity in a church parking lot.
I've also done it in:
A boat on dry land
A park

There's gotta be more, I just can't think of them now.

I'm generally an indoors-sex person. Not for any particular reason, just because that's usually how it works out.

However I recently got a jeep and wound up plowing a girl on a random side street with the top down. It was sweet because it feels like you're banging outside but still have the advantage of banging in a car (ie: being able to get the hell out of there if people notice)

Side note: Roll cages are good for leverage with the girl on top.

I recall just trying to get as far as I could with every girl I came in contact with, every time we came in contact.
Life before responsibility was pretty cool

In a pool at a apartment I lived in.. (got a standing ovation on that one from the neighbors)
In a sauna at an hotel
in the hot tub (at hotel and friends house)
in the pool of a hotel
in the car
in the parking lot
on the front lawn
on the driveway
in the mens room
in the womens room
on a giant hay bail
in a tent
in the shower
in the bathtub
in the kitchen
on the couch
in someone elses bathroom
on someone elses bed
on someones elses couch
at the zoo
on the porch
in the woods
*edit: and at work!

on a railroad track.

In a bed, missionary.

I'm a wild one.

You just got removed from my Christmas card list


As for you Jackoffki...Jadaki... whatever your name is... go to Hell mister man !

FYP

tomato, tomahto

Oh, its just for shits and giggles, he laughs at it afterwards, everyone gets a good chuckle, it's not as if he runs away crying and angry afterwards, and TBH I doubt it'd ever happen in his front yard, I really just want to have sex in front of anyone's front yard, his yard would just spice it up a bit.



Oh I don't, g/f works at a movie theater with him so I'm forced to associate with him on occasion.

In a bed at a hotel.









With my girlfriend mom sleeping in the other bed.

This could be the conquest list of Dr. Seuss...

Good thing he's not an FCPer or you'd be seeing a post saying...


"In a movie theater projection room w/ a friends girlfriend."

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I don't think you can count going solo.

In the gazebo of a public park overlooking the gulf coast.

Maybe it doesnt qualify as "the naughty" but I got a blojobe on the Big Golf Ball ride at EPCOT.

Did you guys start the night sleeping in the same bed with the mom in the other or did you move there after mommy went to sleep?

Started the night in the same bed.


I was a sr in HS, she was a fresh in college at Coastal Carolina (600+ miles away). I hadn't seen her in like 4 months. Her mom and I drove to Baltimore area to watch her play softball. It obv wasn't much of "sex", more like I just put my dong in her and couldn't move much to make noise. I wonder to this day if her mom knew and just didn't wanna deal with catching us. Her mom was cool like that.

I jest remember the best one, when my wife and I were dating she worked at Golds Gym, she closed some nights. So we were in the Womens locker room and Sauna. (I don't know why but I seem to almost always get caught) Right after we shower up to get out of there, around the corner comes the Russian cleaning crew. I have no idea if they would have said anything to the owner, but either way we felt lucky that we didn't because that would have been a shitty way to get fired.

Behind a Marsh grocery store on top of a cooling unit




In Indianapolis




In January

in the movies

on my gf's boss's desk.....twice...lol

in his chair....actually almost got caught on this one... he came back from lunch but door was locked so we got dressed real fast and acted like we were looking for something...lmao

Has anybody ever done it in a library?

In the girls dorm elevator.
On one of the tables in a restaurant I managed.
A cemetary.
In an old broken down van outside a bar where I worked.
On the bar where I used to work.
In the dj booth of a bar where I used to work.
The fraternity house chapter room.
On a friends dining room table.
In an abadoned house.