So, multipoker takes the first step of uniting the poker and porn industries. Recieved an email that I could chat with Elita who is a playboy model and reality tv celebrity here in sweden at multipokers costomer service. Its a looped tape where she poses for you and acts rather bored. I got a good laugh out of it at least. Try typing "you are hot" or "show some skin", hilarious ... I wonder if many poker players will sign up with them because of this (errr, noot!)

Have fun boys 8)


oh, forgot the link... http://elita.multipoker.com

This is so cool

I am hooked on this thing is there an cheat sheet for it.

is this kinda like http://www.subservientchicken.com/ ??

another http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/VB1/

ya, except way less impressive, that thing had thousands of commands.

I believe you could have gotten the chicken to strip. It also did ninja, macarena, and super bowl shuffle.

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/VB2/

these chicks will seriously mug down

how about giving some more commands... i can't make any of the girls from both sites do anything. I don't need commands for the chicken.. I don't think I need to see that chicken again... ever.

Elita (04.18 PM): Hello! Anybody there?
Douchebag (04.19 PM): show some skin
Elita (04.19 PM): *lol* OK...
Douchebag (04.19 PM): Who is that homo?
Elita (04.19 PM): User is currently away from the computer.
Elita (04.19 PM): Embarassing!!! =)
Douchebag (04.19 PM): show some skin
Elita (04.19 PM): Me with no clothes on. You'd like that, huh? =)
Elita (04.20 PM): OMG... that was my boss!!!
Douchebag (04.20 PM): He is a clown
Douchebag (04.20 PM): get naked
Elita (04.20 PM): User is currently away from the computer.
Elita (04.20 PM): You know, I'm quite busy here... OK?
Douchebag (04.21 PM): dumb ho
Elita (04.21 PM): You know, I'm quite busy here... OK?
Douchebag (04.21 PM): don't sleep! Get naked!
Douchebag (04.21 PM): GET NAKED!
Elita (04.21 PM): You know, I'm quite busy here... OK?
Douchebag (04.21 PM): WHAT A JOKE!
Douchebag (04.21 PM): JOKE
Douchebag (04.21 PM): JOKE
Douchebag (04.21 PM): JPOKE
Douchebag (04.21 PM): JOKE
Elita (04.21 PM): User is currently away from the computer.
Elita (04.21 PM): Duh?
Douchebag (04.22 PM): Don't you know who I am?
Elita (04.22 PM): Yeah... whatever...
Douchebag (04.22 PM): I've won 9 WSOP Bracelets <censored>!
Elita (04.22 PM): You know, I'm quite busy here... OK?
Douchebag (04.22 PM): ALL In HOOOOOOOOOOOLD'EM!
Elita (04.23 PM): Yada yada yada...
Douchebag (04.23 PM): Your a dumb <censored> like Annie Duke. You know who she is?
Elita (04.23 PM): Yada yada yada...
Douchebag (04.24 PM): She LUCkED into 2 million dollars! ME=Skill She=Dumb Ho Luck
Elita (04.24 PM): Well, spank my butt and call me Daisy!
Douchebag (04.25 PM): Yum Yum
Elita (04.25 PM): Exactly WHAT do you mean?
Douchebag (04.25 PM): Every women wants a ride on the Poker brat
Elita (04.25 PM): Yada yada yada...
Douchebag (04.26 PM): Well I got to got to go. Please buy my chipsets, DVD, books, glow in the dark underwar, and Poker brat superhero outfit
Elita (04.27 PM): You know, I'm quite busy here... OK?
Douchebag (04.27 PM): OK.. See you at Camp Hellmuth sweet buns
Elita (04.27 PM): Exactly WHAT do you mean?

LOL.

Best first post ever!

The JOPKE is on her

For VB1: kiss, banana, pillow fight, fight, kick, sleep, jiggle, naked, tattoo, topless, jump, pour beer, drink beer, sing, stretch, dance, lick, hummer, wave, tickle, hat, strip, breast, dance on bar, be a pimp, magic, karate, robot, shoes, show me something, spin, read, write, hair, belly, gymnastics, fire, spread, pitcher, kiss me, hand stand, arms, phone number, I love you and laugh

For VB2: kiss, banana, fight, ass, butt, maid, ****, naked, topless, beer, sing, dance, strip, breast, magic, fire and pitcher. In many cases other keywords trigger these same commands.