LongLiveYorke
Thursday, June 26th, 2008, 11:11 AM
The first one was pretty good, so I'm looking forward to the second one.
SuitedAces21
Thursday, June 26th, 2008, 11:12 AM
QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Thursday, June 26th, 2008, 3:11 PM)

The first one was pretty good, so I'm looking forward to the second one.
i guess shia's tundric mediocrity got the best of you.
Mercury69
Thursday, June 26th, 2008, 12:52 PM
This lands squarely in the "I don't give a ****" category. Shia Leboeuf is such a manufactured star it disgusts me. Clearly he's sucking dick of every producer in Hollywood.
Ouch-8s
Thursday, June 26th, 2008, 12:56 PM
QUOTE (Mercury69 @ Thursday, June 26th, 2008, 1:52 PM)

This lands squarely in the "I don't give a ****" category. Shia Leboeuf is such a manufactured star it disgusts me. Clearly he's sucking dick of every producer in Hollywood.
what do you think you are, SA21's personal guidance councellor?
SuitedAces21
Thursday, June 26th, 2008, 1:07 PM
QUOTE (Mercury69 @ Thursday, June 26th, 2008, 4:52 PM)

This lands squarely in the "I don't give a ****" category. Shia Leboeuf is such a manufactured star it disgusts me. Clearly he's sucking dick of every producer in Hollywood.
manufactured? yeah, he's manufactured. he's manufactured some great performances over the years, and baby, he's only just begun to manufacture.
why dont you manufacture yourself an eye for talent and recognize that shia manufactures it all. manufacture.
Mercury69
Thursday, June 26th, 2008, 1:08 PM
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Thursday, June 26th, 2008, 5:07 PM)

manufactured? yeah, he's manufactured. he's manufactured some great performances over the years, and baby, he's only just begun to manufacture.
why dont you manufacture yourself an eye for talent and recognize that shia manufactures it all. manufacture.
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
I want you...NOW
BigDMcGee
Thursday, June 26th, 2008, 2:07 PM
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Thursday, June 26th, 2008, 9:56 AM)

And I thought all goyim knew how to spell 'Camaro'.
Yeah, I'm not very jewish. I like muscle cars, have never dated a jew, and eat bacon and cheese on pretty much everything.
Thank god for that.
just add a mullet and a meth addiction, and you're right in the Camaro marketing wheel house.
HollywoodAFD
Thursday, June 26th, 2008, 2:14 PM
QUOTE (tobytobey @ Wednesday, June 25th, 2008, 4:38 PM)

I have the original Jetfire transformer in its box. Too bad one of the arms is broken or it would be worth something.
Also, I'm the only person in the US who thought the first movie was just ok.
I also thought it was "OK"...at best.
*yawn*
Loismustdie
Thursday, June 26th, 2008, 9:51 PM
QUOTE (Mercury69 @ Thursday, June 26th, 2008, 1:52 PM)

This lands squarely in the "I don't give a ****" category. Shia Leboeuf is such a manufactured star it disgusts me. Clearly he's sucking dick of every producer in Hollywood.
Rub-n-tug on me if we ever meet. Couldn't agree with you more, and it deserves a handie.
Unless you are just ****ing with that dude who sucks Shias e-**** all day on here. No, either way it still deserves a handie.
DanielS
Monday, June 30th, 2008, 7:15 AM
I enjoyed the first one for sure and can't wait for the second one.
LongLiveYorke
Monday, June 30th, 2008, 11:00 AM
QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Thursday, June 26th, 2008, 3:11 PM)

The first one was pretty good, so I'm looking forward to the second one.
Damn it, where's Joey Jo Jo when I need him.
HollywoodAFD
Monday, June 30th, 2008, 12:09 PM
QUOTE (DanielS @ Monday, June 30th, 2008, 10:15 AM)

I enjoyed the first one for sure and can't wait for the second one.
Fake account
SuitedAces21
Thursday, April 30th, 2009, 6:18 PM
saw the trailor. hard as a rock over here.
brvheart
Thursday, April 30th, 2009, 9:02 PM
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Thursday, June 26th, 2008, 1:00 PM)

looks like the screenplay for this one is written by this guy:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0472567/i dont like the credits he's got there.
I liked The Ring and Arlington Road.
Mercury69
Friday, May 1st, 2009, 8:35 AM
It's not a movie, it's an exercise in removing $$$ from your pockets.
donk4life
Friday, May 1st, 2009, 8:55 AM
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Thursday, April 30th, 2009, 9:18 PM)

saw the trailor. hard as a rock over here.
Megan Fox looked delicious, as did Shia.
SuitedAces21
Sunday, June 21st, 2009, 8:12 AM
wednesday, baby. woooo hoooo! you got a date wednesday baby!
speedz99
Sunday, June 21st, 2009, 8:48 AM
QUOTE (Mercury69 @ Friday, May 1st, 2009, 8:35 AM)

It's not a movie, it's an exercise in removing $$$ from your pockets.
While the product placement is maybe the most ridiculous of any film series ever, it's not like other movies aren't also created solely to make money. Transformers is just exceptionally good at it...don't hate.
LongLiveYorke
Monday, June 22nd, 2009, 8:01 PM
Bump
LongLiveYorke
Monday, June 22nd, 2009, 8:02 PM
I'm actually really excited to see this movie. I really liked the first one and think that this one looks even better! I wonder what sort of awesome special effects and great action sequences will take place in this movie. It's making me really excited just to think about it!! I will certainly exchange $10 for the right to view this movie in a theater. That way, I will simultaneously be voicing my support of this and similar movies and directly funding those who created this movie. After we see this movie, let's all come back to this thread and talk about how much we liked it. That way, we can sort of relive our favorite moments, thus extending the entertainment value of the film. Brilliant! What a world to live in!
The thought of the absolute Holocaust that was the first movie makes me question the purpose of humanity in this universe. If the Hegelian arrow of history has pointed toward our creating that miserable collection of excrement and cellulose, then I long for the day that our species has been obliterated and forever forgotten. I would rather have a root canal without any anesthetics than see that movie again. Yes, I know that usually at this point people come up with much more graphic descriptions of hypothetical things that they would rather do than see the movie again and in comparison a simple root canal seems quite tame. But, unlike those humorous descriptions, I am quite serious. I did not exaggerate because I am being completely literal. I'm not sure if you can imagine the pain of having the root of one's tooth removed without any Novocaine, but I assure you that it would be awful. I would not honestly prefer to experience that than see a movie unless the movie were such a flagrant poison on our society that, like the eternal millstone, forever grinds in the back of my head like the screams of perdition, driving me endlessly toward madness and carnage. The merciless atrocities of that film will not be soon forgotten, and yet I can not help but beg to be released from the little slice of hell that I go through when I hear the word "Transformers" uttered. From deep within my soul, I curse the hands that reached into the bowels of insanity and pulled out that movie. Woe to those hands. I curse them as I curse those who enjoyed the movie, and beg for the wanton vengeance that is necessary to purge this Earth of its horrors. Blood and destruction shall be so in use and dreadful objects so familiar that mothers shall but smile when they behold their infants quartered with the hands of war, all pity choked with custom of fell deeds. I here and now CRY HAVOC and will let slip the dogs of war, for certainly the movie Transformers shall forever smell upon the earth with carrion men groaning for burial.
SuperJon
Monday, June 22nd, 2009, 8:11 PM
QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009, 12:02 AM)

I'm actually really excited to see this movie. I really liked the first one and think that this one looks even better! I wonder what sort of awesome special effects and great action sequences will take place in this movie. It's making me really excited just to think about it!! I will certainly exchange $10 for the right to view this movie in a theater. That way, I will simultaneously be voicing my support of this and similar movies and directly funding those who created this movie. After we see this movie, let's all come back to this thread and talk about how much we liked it. That way, we can sort of relive our favorite moments, thus extending the entertainment value of the film. Brilliant! What a world to live in!
YES I DO HOPE SO YEAH. MAYBE THE'LL HAVE MORE OF THAT BEE ROBOT, BUZZERBEE, OR WHATEVER PEEYING ON SOME GUY THAT WAS AWESOME YES?
MY FAVORIT IS DEFINITLY OBTIMIS PRIME EVEN THOUGH HE ISNT AS STRONG OR SMART AS BUZZBEE, I STILL THINK HE IS COOL AND MAKES ME WANT TO GROW UP AND BE A CARBOT ONE DAY LOL. YOU KNOW? YES.
timwakefield
Monday, June 22nd, 2009, 10:06 PM
QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009, 12:02 AM)

I'm actually really excited to see this movie.
Excellent overall post.
Moneyball16
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009, 8:09 AM
I actually want to see this movie

.
Piddle Duck
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009, 9:47 AM
I liked the 1st one so I am actually going to go to a real live movie theater and watch this one. I think this will be the second movie I see at the theaters this year and that is already double the amount of times I went last year.
brvheart
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009, 7:10 PM
Obama
BigDMcGee
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009, 10:48 PM
Ebert's 1 star review.
QUOTE
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Such are the meager joys. If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
The plot is incomprehensible. The dialog of the Autobots, Deceptibots and Otherbots is meaningless word flap. Their accents are Brooklyese, British and hip-hop, as befits a race from the distant stars. Their appearance looks like junkyard throw-up. They are dumb as a rock. They share the film with human characters who are much more interesting, and that is very faint praise indeed.
The movie has been signed by Michael Bay. This is the same man who directed "The Rock" in 1996. Now he has made "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen." Faust made a better deal. This isn't a film so much as a toy tie-in. Children holding a Transformer toy in their hand can invest it with wonder and magic, imagining it doing brave deeds and remaining always their friend. I knew a little boy once who lost his blue toy truck at the movies, and cried as if his heart would break. Such a child might regard "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" with fear and dismay.
The human actors are in a witless sitcom part of the time, and lot of the rest of their time is spent running in slo-mo away from explosions, although--hello!--you can't outrun an explosion. They also make speeches like this one by John Turturro: "Oh, no! The machine is buried in the pyramid! If they turn it on, it will destroy the sun! Not on my watch!" The humans, including lots of U.S. troops, shoot at the Transformers a lot, although never in the history of science fiction has an alien been harmed by gunfire.
There are many great-looking babes in the film, who are made up to a flawless perfection and look just like real women, if you are a junior fanboy whose experience of the gender is limited to lad magazines. The two most inexplicable characters are Ron and Judy Witwicky (Kevin Dunn and Julie White), who are the parents of Shia LaBeouf, who Mephistopheles threw in to sweeten the deal. They take their son away to Princeton, apparently a party school, where Judy eats some pot and goes berserk. Later they swoop down out of the sky on Egypt, for reasons the movie doesn't make crystal clear, so they also can run in slo-mo from explosions.
The battle scenes are bewildering. A Bot makes no visual sense anyway, but two or three tangled up together create an incomprehensible confusion. I find it amusing that creatures that can unfold out of a Camaro and stand four stories high do most of their fighting with...fists. Like I say, dumber than a box of staples. They have tiny little heads, except for Starscream®, who is so ancient he has an aluminum beard.
Aware that this movie opened in England seven hours before Chicago time and the morning papers would be on the streets, after writing the above I looked up the first reviews as a reality check. I was reassured: "Like watching paint dry while getting hit over the head with a frying pan!" (Bradshaw, Guardian); "Sums up everything that is most tedious, crass and despicable about modern Hollywood!" (Tookey, Daily Mail); "A giant, lumbering idiot of a movie!" (Edwards, Daily Mirror). The first American review, Todd Gilchrist of Cinematical, reported that Bay's "ambition runs a mile long and an inch deep," but, in a spirited defense, says "this must be the most movie I have ever experienced." He is bullish on the box office: it "feels destined to be the biggest movie of all time." It’s certainly the biggest something of all time.
FARGOpokerND
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009, 12:19 AM
Entertained me for 2 hrs.
Megan Fox running in slow-mo is an added bonus
timwakefield
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009, 2:59 AM
The Boston Globe did not enjoy this film. Excerpt:
QUOTE
Fast, deafening, and dumb, the movie is total nonsense and will make a fortune. But it’s a Michael Bay project, and the man does have the lack of shame to go with his deficiency in basic storytelling skills.
QUOTE
They’re Jar Jar Binks times two and the first known example of robot blackface.
Wow, I guess they didn't hate it as much as Ebert though. ""Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is a horrible experience of unbearable length." Not a good start to a review, if it's your movie.
fitzinabox
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009, 10:34 AM
Just got back from the movie and honestly it was not that good. Decently entertaining few hours yes, but just not a great movie overall.
ajs510
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009, 11:51 AM
I'm inclined to just not see it and pretend a sequel was never made. I really liked the first movie and was absolutely certain it would be terrible.
El Guapo
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009, 3:25 PM
It's a robot alien movie based on a childrens cartoon that had a bunch of cool toys in the 80's. WTF were they expecting?
I for one re-watched The Original Transformers the Movie recently, I highly recommend you Netflixing that one.
brvheart
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009, 5:42 PM
I just got back from it with the two oldest sons. They liked it. I remember thinking at about the 1 1/2 hour mark... "You have got to be kidding. They are starting a brand new plot!?!? This movie is going to last forever."
It did.
SuitedAces21
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009, 5:47 PM
i cant believe that people are complaining about the movie being long. more shia time baby.
timwakefield
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009, 5:51 PM
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Wednesday, June 24th, 2009, 9:47 PM)

i cant believe that people are complaining about the movie being long. more shia time baby.
I'm so happy for you that you're finally embracing and accepting yourself for who you are.
That was a gay joke.
brvheart
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009, 6:44 PM
One more thing that will not be a popular opinion. I don't think Megan Fox is very pretty. In fact, her face annoys me a lot. I am fully aware that her body is amazing, but her face is just bizarrely unattractive to me. She is like a poor man's Jolie.
SuitedAces21
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009, 7:08 PM
QUOTE (brvheart @ Wednesday, June 24th, 2009, 10:44 PM)

One more thing that will not be a popular opinion. I don't think Megan Fox is very pretty. In fact, her face annoys me a lot. I am fully aware that her body is amazing, but her face is just bizarrely unattractive to me. She is like a poor man's Jolie.
lol wat?

PERFECTION.
brvheart
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009, 8:18 PM
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Wednesday, June 24th, 2009, 10:08 PM)

lol wat?

PERFECTION.
Photographs don't count. They are almost always doctored.
BigDMcGee
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009, 8:46 PM
QUOTE (brvheart @ Wednesday, June 24th, 2009, 9:44 PM)

One more thing that will not be a popular opinion. I don't think Megan Fox is very pretty. In fact, her face annoys me a lot. I am fully aware that her body is amazing, but her face is just bizarrely unattractive to me. She is like a poor man's Jolie.
What the **** is wrong with Jolie? A poor man's jolie is still pretty ****ing hot. Jolie in her prime, that is, Jolie at Fox's age. Today's Jolie is fighting a losing battle against time.
BigDMcGee
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009, 8:47 PM
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Wednesday, June 24th, 2009, 6:25 PM)

It's a robot alien movie based on a childrens cartoon that had a bunch of cool toys in the 80's. WTF were they expecting?
I for one re-watched The Original Transformers the Movie recently, I highly recommend you Netflixing that one.
this
Suited_Up
Thursday, June 25th, 2009, 8:41 AM
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Wednesday, June 24th, 2009, 8:47 PM)

i cant believe that people are complaining about the movie being long. more shia time baby.
Speaking of Shia...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/31543435#31543435
dolfan
Thursday, June 25th, 2009, 8:50 AM
I really don't care one way or the other whether this is a great movie or an entertaining piece of shit summer blockbuster/Chevy commercial, but I'm finding it hilarious how much it's being trashed by most critics.
The new, racial stereotype bots should be fun, though.
brvheart
Thursday, June 25th, 2009, 10:58 PM
BIG $27M THURSDAY! RECORD-SMASHING WEDNESDAY! 2ND BIGGEST SINGLE DAY BEHIND 'DARK KNIGHT'! $178+M Five-Day Estimated Total, 2nd Best Behind Batman
THURSDAY 10:30 PM: Sources tell me that Paramount's Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen logged a $27M Thursday. That's $2M more than the studio expected. The pic is on its way to a $178+M five-day total. To beat the record, it would have to equal The Dark Knight's $203.8M. (Impossible?) But the robot sequel is certain to post the 2nd best 5-day total.
THURSDAY AM UPDATE: It's now officially a rock-'em, sock-'em summer! Paramount's Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen shattered the Wednesday opening record set by Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (#5) in 2007: $60.6M vs $44.2M. Even better for the studio, Transformers 2 came in 2nd only to 2008 box office phenomenon The Dark Knight for biggest opening day ever: $60.6M vs $67.1M. So now 2007 Spider-Man 3's $59.8M single day take drops down to #3. The robot sequel grosses from 4,234 North American theaters are $16M more than Paramount expected. That puts the sci-fi actioner on track for a $175M five-day opening despite overwhelmingly lousy reviews. But Paramount boasted how exit polling showed that 91% of the audience said "they liked this movie as much or better than the first". So this Decepticons vs Autobots battle is reviewer-proof.
WEDNESDAY AM: Let's be clear: Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen did not break the overall post-midnight preview record of $18.4 million (from 3,040 theaters) set by The Dark Knight on a Friday last summer, but is now 3rd of all time behind Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith's $16.9M (in 2,915 plays in 2005). But the Paramount sequel playing 12:01 AM shows in 3,000+ venues sure came closer than anyone thought possible. Rival studios had expected only between $10M-$12M in midnight shows. So the $16M for Transformers 2 smashed that and more. It broke the previous post-midnight Wednesday record of $12M set by the most recent Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix in 2007. Naturally, Paramount has a sure-shot to shatter that pic's $44M Wednesday record opening as well as the biggest Wednesday 5-day opener of all time Spider-Man 2's grosses of $152.4M in 2004. The studio's estimated 5-day breakdown for Transformers 2 as it expands into a huge release of 4,226 runs now stands at $45M for Wednesday, $25M for Thursday, and $90M for Friday-Sunday. That's in line with Paramount's estimate of $160M which I reported a month ago. But rival studios are pegging the 5-day estimated total at $165M-$175M. "Reviews have been venomous, and I get that it's review proof. But it won't be the zeitgeist movie that last summer's Dark Knight was," one competitor told me. "It's a big-ass opening movie that will fall precipitously." (*These numbers aren't adjusted for inflation or ticket prices.)
$60.6 million on just Wednesday. UN...real.
king_tanner
Thursday, June 25th, 2009, 11:33 PM
QUOTE (brvheart @ Thursday, June 25th, 2009, 11:58 PM)

$60.6 million on just Wednesday. UN...real.
Leave it to Transformers for taking us out of the recession.
BigDMcGee
Thursday, June 25th, 2009, 11:48 PM
god americans are ****ing muppets.
fleung22
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009, 12:02 AM
there's nothing anybody could possibly say to stop me from seeing this movie. hope it comes out in the Far East soon.
brvheart
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009, 2:49 AM
QUOTE (fleung22 @ Wednesday, July 1st, 2009, 3:02 AM)

there's nothing anybody could possibly say to stop me from seeing this movie. hope it comes out in the Far East soon.
It really really sucks. Bad.
fleung22
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009, 3:30 AM
QUOTE (brvheart @ Wednesday, July 1st, 2009, 6:49 PM)

It really really sucks. Bad.
well if I go in with the lowest of expectations then I guess I'll be ok. it's like the Terminator or Xmen crap. I'm STILL going to watch them...I'm wayyy too committed after all these years.
I think the only popular series I almost gave up on was James Bond and trust me...I LOVVVVVED 007 for a looong time. But I remember falling asleep during one of the Pierce Brosnan ones and said "I think I'm really done with this". Of course a new Bond came on board and I'm back on the bus. Wow, I just wasted a bunch of words to say nothing....
I may be alone on this but I can't really get into the Harry Potter series. I want to love it but can't.
brvheart
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009, 8:11 AM
QUOTE (fleung22 @ Wednesday, July 1st, 2009, 6:30 AM)

well if I go in with the lowest of expectations then I guess I'll be ok. it's like the Terminator or Xmen crap. I'm STILL going to watch them...I'm wayyy too committed after all these years.
I think the only popular series I almost gave up on was James Bond and trust me...I LOVVVVVED 007 for a looong time. But I remember falling asleep during one of the Pierce Brosnan ones and said "I think I'm really done with this". Of course a new Bond came on board and I'm back on the bus. Wow, I just wasted a bunch of words to say nothing....
I may be alone on this but I can't really get into the Harry Potter series. I want to love it but can't.
Actually, I thought the new Terminator movie was 10x the movie that the Transformers was.
El Guapo
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009, 9:55 AM
I saw something on Yahoo about the 10 plot holes in this movie, I did not read them because I haven't seen it yet, but I have some thoughts:
I love everything Transformers, they were my favorite toy as a kid, favorite cartoon, etc. I just want to see Transformers doing cool stuff, I really don't care about a story or plot. This may change if it is so distracting that the cool stuff is overshadowed by the lack of plot to the nth degree.
It is a Michael Bay movie, we expect cool graphics, lots of explosions and actors yelling a lot. I am guessing from the previews there is a lot of that in here. If i want depth and moving characters I will watch a Cohen brothers movie.
At the same time, I can see the disappointment of being able to take something that was so great from a lot of our childhoods, and ruining it.
I just really hope they do a good job with G.I. Joe, that one will be much easier to make into a realistic feature film.
donk4life
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009, 10:38 AM
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Wednesday, July 1st, 2009, 12:55 PM)

I saw something on Yahoo about the 10 plot holes in this movie, I did not read them because I haven't seen it yet, but I have some thoughts:
I love everything Transformers, they were my favorite toy as a kid, favorite cartoon, etc. I just want to see Transformers doing cool stuff, I really don't care about a story or plot. This may change if it is so distracting that the cool stuff is overshadowed by the lack of plot to the nth degree.
It is a Michael Bay movie, we expect cool graphics, lots of explosions and actors yelling a lot. I am guessing from the previews there is a lot of that in here. If i want depth and moving characters I will watch a Cohen brothers movie.
At the same time, I can see the disappointment of being able to take something that was so great from a lot of our childhoods, and ruining it.
I just really hope they do a good job with G.I. Joe, that one will be much easier to make into a realistic feature film.
G.I. Joe looks incredibly stupid, the whole "When others fail, we don't" or w/e Dennis Quaid says just makes me laugh every time.
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