Anyone ever used this for intimate encounters? my...uh..."friend" Bob wanted to try out some asian massages and whatnot..discuss

sad

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...howtopic=124244

FYP. If you're going to be a super bible thumper in the religion forum, you should keep the same persona elsewhere. You're slipping, and getting lazy.

fail

really though i just wanted to post this cause i thought it would be funny and bring up funny stories from other members so i guess in that aspect i fail pretty hard

Ha ha ha...

...now I get it.

Funny stuff dude.

Better idea: Live an interesting life and contribute instead of trying to be clever and find ways for others to contribute.

Just a thought.

Turns out "Sad." was a pretty good assessment.

fail...obv

Wow, this thread got harsh fast.

Or, better yet, you could be like 'Pot Odds RAC' and constantly try your best to be a funny forum badass. I mean, that isn't really living an interesting life or contributing...and you'd probably fail miserably just like him...but at least you'd have his respect!

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GOD DAMN IDIOT

I have. Was ok. He sucked dick like a pro but he wanted kiss and cuddle after.

LMAO @ super bible thumper. Although I agree with you calling me lazy. Sry bout that.


I'd like to take credit for that.... you're welcome.


That's BigD's job.




QFT

Even though I hate Sal (and his old account) ... this was the funniest thing on this thread and I give props when they are due.

I see articles in the paper all the time about how the vice squad does prostitution stings off of cl. Good luck.

Tom.

My roommate is addicted to Howard Stern. He listens to it on his computer all day and even all night while he's sleeping. He watches it on the television as well as any and all YouTube videos he can find. Personally, I'm not a fan of Howard Stern. I respect his work and the audience he has achieved. It's just not my kind of comedy for the most part. My roommate knows this, yet he still insists on showing or playing me clips from the show. Some of them are funny, I'll admit, and almost all of it is interesting on some level. I do learn things from watching these clips, at the very least. For example, there are multiple characters in Stern's Whack Pack that are mentally challenged. To be blunt, they are mentally retarded, and the joke of the show is to get them worked up and frustrated. The most common result of this riling up is that these mentally challenged individuals go to their argumentative ace in the hole. They call someone a retard.