It is my opinion that if I am required to wear pants during the week, I should not have to wear underwear during the weekend. Poker Poker Poker imo.

first?

in before hi

wtf wears underwear ever?


women find it sexier when they can tell ur religion through the impression in your pants

agree 100%

hi






godammit too late!

I swear, I was wearing underwear when I started drinking tonite. Kevlar ???

hai

oh god, im sitting next to you and youre not wearing underwear... this is making me realllllly uncomforatble

fyp

How do you you feel about my lack of pants ?? Kevlar ??

if i look at the right angle, i might be able to see your balls in your shorts. i think im going to refrain from that though
ps imo youre not drinking enough

I don't like you with underwear either.

POKER POKER POKER

join this $11/180 filing up on stars... me and canuckistan are both in

Going to pass out imo. Sorry. Been drinking all day. Very tired. Weaksauce. Poker.

bush league. its only 1035! and also in my opinion if youve been drinking all day theres no reason you should be able to type so well!

i need to get laid...like...soon



i was at my sisters ballet tongiht...she was amazing!...and ways:

(backstory) i always tell the waitresses at my pub at home if they ever want a pizza just let me know and ill hook it up ( cuz i get em for free)

so tongiht during the first intermission i get a text..they want pizza..the one ****ing night im out of town they want some! i tell them back if u want at 10 i can do....so i get home 15 to ten and call them...sure bring some...so i call up work nad get some in the oven

bring em over...they ask how muchdo they owe me? (i got em for free obv), i say just a beer, thanks

then the one who gave me a kiss on the cheek a couple times before (we hang out outside of our works a couple times) asked me again later..what do you want for it...i say nothing..she says..cmoon, soething..i say how about a kiss....so.then....another ****in peck on the cheek


she does have a bf tho.....only reason why i havent asked her out yet (well i kinda did one time, almost)

shes so flirty tho, all the time...with me usually ( ive posted about this before) and i always sit at bar, so shes never my waitress



yeah im a pussy

hi

DO WORK SON!!!!! have a few drinks then go over and act confident and im sure youll get laid imho

shes a nice p of a too

is she miss vaughan? cuz that miss vaughan is one piece of ace! if you know what i mean

stick it in her pooper

So don't wear underwear.

If you stop wearing underwear at work, you're fired.

1st!

Chrozzo,

1. This girl is practically begging you to make a move on her.

2. If you don't act on it in the VERY near future, you'll lose your chance.

3. If you don't act and lose your chance, you'll regret it 10 years from now.

4. Let's say I'm wrong... you make a move and she crushes you... you WONT regret at least trying.


< using my best fatherly tone of voice > :

Son, If you don't pick up your bat and walk up to the plate, you'll never hit a home run.

lol at you getting it stuck in your zipper

Yes, but I only wear shorts that have no zippers on the weekends. Egg. Face.

HA! SUCK IT DAWSON!!

Good luck pulling ass in gym shorts

Ha, jokes on you because I don't pull ass in any shorts. Or is it on me. Shit.

4

0/4 this yr so far

i'm scared of getting shit stains on my pants...

men with large peni

So shes a **** tease?

If so slip her some roofies and dont leave any traces

Dont worry, there is always hookers, strippers and beer if you ever feel bad about yourself.

Nice

Nice puppies

Really?? Flirty waitress? Where does suck a place exist, where the waitresses flirt? Not true, NOT TRUE I SAY. Chrozzo looks like he's 4, girls are gonna kiss him on the cheek. Hell, I wanna kiss him on the cheek. Start talking nasty to her. Pull out your cock when she comes to the table.

3 and 4, good. 1 and 2, shit.