Now we all know the moon isn't made of green cheese, but what if it were made of barbecue spare ribs, would you guys eat it then?

I know I would, and then I'd top it off with a nice cool budweiser.

if I was a scientist, you know what I would clone? hot dogs. think of all the possibilities.

Are they concave or convex side toward us?

Aren't you dead?

Cubs win! Cubs win!

What do you want, Donk? Do you want the moon? If you want it, I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for you. Hey! That's a pretty good idea! I'll give you the moon, Donk.

You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you and your money. Well, it doesn't, Mr. SuitedAces21. In the whole vast configuration of things, I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider.

this thread is very interesting.....


im gonna think about it overnight...then i will post a very complex and well thought out response

what kind of sauce...

If I still had my exact personality and horrible looks, but averaged 25+ points per game for the Charlotte Bobcats, could I have casual sex with beautiful woman (like, better than 9.5/10) every night?

yes

Now, if you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

don't jerk me around norm

If you could choose between being the top scientist in your field, or having mad cow disease...which would you choose.


Oh good, I thought you'd choose having mad cow disease.

Why do I keep staring at Dennis Rodman's package?

Oh god.

Am I gay?

I mean, there are times when I contemplate being gay, it would be easier, and probably more fun.

For some reason I watch American Psycho on a regular basis, and 300, but not for the fight scenes.

oh don't worry, I do that all the time and I'm not... shit.

Wanna be partners?

I'll provide the popcorn if you provide the drinks.

Movie night! I promise I won't bite....... hard....

FAG.

8:30?

FINE, I'M STRAIGHT ANYWAYS YOU BUTT PIRATE.

Oh my you like to start early.

When I first saw D4L had started a thread entitled "Theoretical Question" ... I would have laid stakes that it was going to be something about an erection or masturbation.

So why did I come inside, you ask?





Curiosity.

fucking faggots.

what package?


i think i love you

and not that buddy-buddy guy thing love

but the "i wanna mash your potatos love" or "melt your ice cubes love"

"What package?" is about right.

If pigs are so smart, why don't they evolve to taste bad, or to taste as good as they do but be poisonous?