Visiting my cousins for thier gradtuation event this weekend, got here yesterday. All are away at work right now so im home alone. Just got back from poker at Seneca in Niagara Falls.

So after i got here last night, I went out to dinner with my aunt to cracker barrel, where one of my cousins was working. Then we came home and they went to bed, while I waited for cassie to get home. She finally did and got ready and we were off to the Infinity nightclub. I hate clubs, but all her friends were meeting there for country line dancing (they go every thursday). Ive been a few times and the only way i can stad it is the good scenery and the $3 Guinness pints.

So we stay there a bit and then one of her other friends shows up. Now i have heard about her, and i know herr 19 yr old sister. The one i know is very hot, so i could only imagine what the 21 yr old looks like. Damn, she was a close lookalike to the olsen twins, but not anorexic. So she brings her ex, whom shes still friends with, and he had to bring 4 of his buddies. Ok, he was normal, but these dipshits, on the other hand, were ridiculous. You know the type..the early 20 somethings college frat boys who couldnt tell you todays date. Of course they all had on the Abercrombie and Hollister graphic tshirts that were 8 sized too small. Or the shirt with the bigg wool HOLLISTER across the front that popped out 2 inches past the rest of the shirt. The 1 inch thick hemp choker with a metallic metal clover or the fake dogtags attached. 3 of them had tribal tattoos on their arms and necks. But the night wouldnt be complete without the flip flops.

These guys drank their buds while engaging ina 45 minute punching contest with nobody really winning. They seemed to like to hoot at women like owls and also make some elephant noises...no dice, but maybe they were doing it wrong. You couldnt really talk to these guys, because the conversation would only turn to ultimate frisbee or jagermeister. So I sat there and drank my Guinness while i talked to a couple of cassies friends ive known for a long time. We decided to leave after little ver an hour, and head over to a diff bar where my other cousins fiance, Ben, was waiting with his friends. This guy is awesome, to say the least.

On the way over, although, my cousin is pulled over. Its just her and I in the car. The officer has her get out and they talk. Im inside, and i cant hear anything. Only thing i see is when shes doing the breathalizer. She only had 1 and a half coors lights, so i know shes good. After about 5 minutes, she gets back in and he explaing that he pulled her over bc she was hugging the shoulder, which she always does. Funny thing is, she was explaining to me on the way over that he said it wasnt a brealizer, lmao. Why say that? Anyone would KNOW it was. She registered a .02, so yeah that was nothing.

We finally get to Slicks and find all our friends there. I met a lot more of their friends and we all proceeded to have a "ill buy you a drink" party. I think ipaid for 1 one my beers, and had everything else bought for me. but my tab was still $80, in that i bought tons of shit for everyone else. Some random guy was there, we dont know who it was, but he found it hilarious to keep buying the bar (yes, everyone) round after round of Peach Schnapps shots. Most did them, and sadly, i was included. Even after the joke wore off he kept doing it, until they cut him off.

A couple girls started dancing on the bar at some point and making out, so that was good. Next thing i remember was waking up here at the house around 11 or so.

hours later...i went up to Niagara Falls to the Seneca casino to play some cards. It went ok...got aces my first hand. Won about $85 over time. This table was ridiculous though, all these players startin joining that talk about al the hands and tourneys they play...yet buyin for $40 and $60 al the time. Most have the sunglasses. One guy came over from the 2/4 lhe table with about 120 white chips, also had the sunglasses on. He was lke "man i just killed that table, now time to double it again." Yeah we went broke in 15 minutes.

Another guy killed me in a hand early on. I flopped top 2 with AJ on a AJ48 board and he called my $60 bet on the turn with 94hh and then hit his flush. He tried to explain it to us all, "Man, i just couldnt get away from that hand, you all know i couldnt." Uh huh, right.

After another hour or so, no one was barely playing anymore! We got the pot to 15 once in over half an hour. So i left the table. The list was ridic long to get back playing, so i went over to the casino for a bit. No craps tables were going, wierd it thought. So i instead procedding to getting beaten with the deck on a blackjack table and won about $250, yay.

Then i left

cool.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....have some wings for me. The title of this thread might be a little diffrent if it were January

It's always who you're with, not where you're at.

A couple things....

If there is country anything, dancing, music, etc.... It's not a nightclub.

Second, LOL @ the live poker stories. <3 live poker donks and there endless unintentional comedy.

oh hai!

Great story

stopped by bev mo to re load and saw this. Too cool.







3 weeks till Vegas!

Good story. You would have got laid if you told more girls HI!!!!

And that was NOT a breathalyzer the cop put in her mouth!!!!

I was hoping you finally got some with all the girls around..

Goal in Vegas?

Somebody get chroz a whore in Vegas alrady.