[x] imo

what about helmuthian snapcalls?

Hmm...may have to get a subforum for that one...

THIS IS MY KIND OF THREAD!

FIRST!

...Oops... I slowrolled the "first reply" for too long...

Where is this thread at? I mean, if you click on this forum you don't see this thread, but it is here because I am typing this in this mysterious non-thread. My head is about to assplode!! So where is this thread and are there any more hidden threads like this one?

It reappeared now. Hmmmmmmmmm...

fcp just slowrolled you gallo

PokerStars Game #18736190131: Tournament #95276223, $23+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2008/07/11 - 04:56:31 (ET)
Table '95276223 1' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 5: phazed408 (1420 in chips)
Seat 6: KevinJA8FCP (7580 in chips)
KevinJA8FCP: posts small blind 50
phazed408: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KevinJA8FCP [6d 7s]
KevinJA8FCP: calls 50
phazed408: checks
*** FLOP *** [3d 5d 4c]
phazed408: bets 200
KevinJA8FCP: calls 200
*** TURN *** [3d 5d 4c] [8h]
phazed408: checks
KevinJA8FCP: bets 400
phazed408: raises 720 to 1120 and is all-in
KevinJA8FCP said, "wtf"
KevinJA8FCP said, "76 or something???"
phazed408 said, "nope"
KevinJA8FCP said, "so sick"
KevinJA8FCP said, "so sick"
phazed408 said, "but you can call"
KevinJA8FCP said, "so sick"
KevinJA8FCP said, "you probably caught up on the turn"
KevinJA8FCP said, "this is so sick"
KevinJA8FCP said, "you ****ing donk"
phazed408 said, "haha"
phazed408 said, "thanks"
phazed408 said, "=))"
KevinJA8FCP said, "i dont even wanna see wahat you sucked out with"
KevinJA8FCP said, "I just hz one question"
KevinJA8FCP said, "can you beat the nuts"
KevinJA8FCP said, "CAUSE I GOT DEM"
KevinJA8FCP: calls 720<-----------------------------With like 2 secs left in time bank
*** RIVER *** [3d 5d 4c 8h] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
phazed408: shows [2d 4d] (two pair, Eights and Fours)
KevinJA8FCP: shows [6d 7s] (a straight, Four to Eight)
KevinJA8FCP said, "SHIP"
KevinJA8FCP collected 2840 from pot

how to fail at slowrolling

PokerStars Game #18826854565: Tournament #95757811, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/07/14 - 21:51:14 (ET)
Table '95757811 17' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Spydr_man1 (1485 in chips)
Seat 2: Foxwoody (1320 in chips)
Seat 3: Faah_Qu_2 (3675 in chips)
Seat 4: IPVF (2530 in chips)
Seat 5: R3JM (1160 in chips)
Seat 6: TMBoz (1185 in chips)
Seat 7: Broke LO (985 in chips)
Seat 8: EeeTee2008 (1285 in chips)
Seat 9: gametymer (2605 in chips)
Broke LO: posts small blind 15
EeeTee2008: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
gametymer: calls 30
Spydr_man1: raises 60 to 90
Foxwoody: folds
Faah_Qu_2 said, "i think u need sum more hay for your donkey your runin a lil low"
Faah_Qu_2: calls 90
IPVF: folds
R3JM: folds
TMBoz: folds
Broke LO: calls 75
EeeTee2008: folds
gametymer: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [Qc 5h As]
R3JM said, "I'll be ok, trust me..........."
Broke LO: checks
gametymer: checks
Spydr_man1: bets 150
Faah_Qu_2: folds
Broke LO: calls 150
gametymer: calls 150
*** TURN *** [Qc 5h As] [Tc]
R3JM said, "you should be the one wondering what's next.............."
Broke LO: checks
gametymer: checks
Spydr_man1: bets 1245 and is all-in
Broke LO: calls 745 and is all-in
gametymer: calls 1245<-------------------after timebanking
*** RIVER *** [Qc 5h As Tc] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gametymer: shows [Kd Jh] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Spydr_man1: shows [Ad Qh] (a full house, Aces full of Queens)
Spydr_man1 collected 1000 from side pot
Broke LO: shows [Ks Jc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)


pwnt, imo

hahaha at failing at slowrolling

loooool nh cody

Im sorry, idiot.... but when I have an overpair, and raise someone, and they instashove without any thought, Im gonna think about before calling(if i do).

Btw, i only thought for like 5, maybe 10 seconds. It wasnt like a full timebank slowroll that Cody failed so hard at...

Seat 1: KevinJA8FCP (3100 in chips)
Seat 2: liznips (2640 in chips)
Seat 3: Teuber (3210 in chips)
Seat 4: Hovy-Dovy (2970 in chips)
Seat 5: JoeRockNRoll (3180 in chips)
Seat 6: UTGhitz44 (2900 in chips)
Teuber: posts small blind 10
Hovy-Dovy: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KevinJA8FCP [Ah Ac] <-------------------------w00t
JoeRockNRoll: calls 20
liznips said, "unreal"
UTGhitz44: calls 20
liznips said, "clown"
KevinJA8FCP: raises 60 to 80
liznips: folds
Teuber: calls 70
Hovy-Dovy: calls 60
JoeRockNRoll: folds
UTGhitz44: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [8h 2h 6c] <----------------Safe flop, I hope....
Teuber: checks
Hovy-Dovy: checks
UTGhitz44: bets 220 <----------------------**** you donks and your lead out bets....
KevinJA8FCP: raises 495 to 715 <------------Take that
Teuber: folds
Hovy-Dovy: folds
UTGhitz44: raises 2105 to 2820 and is all-in <-------------------Phil Hellmuth Style insta-ship
KevinJA8FCP: calls 2105 <------------------------Bleh, would you really shove a set like that. 88 at least you raise pre, I think. Nah, I think you're going crazy with like A8 or 77 or somethin....
*** TURN *** [8h 2h 6c] [9c] <------------------- Don't toy with me Lee....
*** RIVER *** [8h 2h 6c 9c] [4d] <-----------------Phew, looked like a 5.
*** SHOW DOWN ***
UTGhitz44: shows [8s 7d] (a pair of Eights)
KevinJA8FCP: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)
UTGhitz44 said, "nice sloo roll" <--------------------------------.......Wat?!?
KevinJA8FCP collected 5980 from pot
UTGhitz44 [observer]: wish i would of hit ten or five or seven or eight on river just for that move douche <------- LOL, donkaments


Lesson; When somebody insta 3-bet shoves on you. And you dont instacall with AA, it is apparently a slowro-err, excuse me... A 'sloo roll'

This was just funny, guy timed down to 1 sec. to make a call with 3 Q's on a non anything board heads-up! I sucked out on the river hitting my flush, guess thats what he gets for slowrolling me! He said later, he was thinking because I played so "tight", I LOL'd because heads-up I'm anything but tight, more like over-aggro donktastic loose. Pwned IMO

PokerStars Game #22997486671: Tournament #127626600, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2008/12/17 8:51:21 ET
Table '127626600 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: tzommy (1860 in chips)
Seat 2: sgfulton (1140 in chips)
sgfulton: posts small blind 10
tzommy: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sgfulton [Tc Jc]
sgfulton: raises 40 to 60
tzommy: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [Th 4c Qh]
tzommy: bets 120
sgfulton: calls 120
*** TURN *** [Th 4c Qh] [Qc]
tzommy: bets 220
sgfulton: raises 740 to 960 and is all-in
tzommy: calls 740 (TIMED DOWN TO 1 SECOND TO MAKE THIS CALL)
*** RIVER *** [Th 4c Qh Qc] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tzommy: shows [Qs 8s] (three of a kind, Queens)
sgfulton: shows [Tc Jc] (a flush, Queen high)
sgfulton collected 2280 from pot
sgfulton said, "nice slowroll"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2280 | Rake 0
Board [Th 4c Qh Qc 2c]
Seat 1: tzommy (big blind) showed [Qs 8s] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: sgfulton (button) (small blind) showed [Tc Jc] and won (2280) with a flush, Queen high