****ing life tilt

tell us the story then

friends 21st, we go out, friend not suppose to go out, she goes out anyway, boyfriend going to be mad, we have to hide her for the day, she gets bed, i get couch, i was drunk, i am 6' 8, i am 280 pounds, i have option of 3 different couch's, couch a only my body fits and me legs comletely hang off, couch b the dog lays on so i would have to cuddle with the damn dog, couch c smells like my belly button and is really uncomfortable......so ive been going from couch to couch to floor to everywhere trying to find somewhere reasonably comfortable and have zero success and i am getting frustrated.......

obv get into bed when she is sleeping

obviously get shot in the face when boyfriend finds out.......i was just in the room and was debating waking her up and offering her money to switch but i couldnt bring myself to do it

Best not to do that. That action may be misconstrued, then you get punched twice.

Maybe just make the dog move?

this dog doesnt move for anything.....i could offer it steak for a year and it wouldnt budge right now

You have no idea how sick I am of hearing about your goddamned stinky belly button. And when I say sick, I mean physically sick. God.

Is it a big dog? If it is medium to small you can just move it into another room.

right now im fearing for my life....the dog and couch's are no longer on my mind

belly button smellage is still problem

Is this guy really that much of a dick?

hes a cool, but when it comes to his g/f he is nuts.......she was suppose to go to school today and ditched it

hes called her phone like 20 times and sent her 5 texts and hes knocked on the door a bunch, you can tell hes on major life tilt

wow this may not end pretty.

are you friends w/ the dood?

and btw I think its spelled couches, dunno tho.

drunk posting is fun.

no this is gonna suck..yes im friends with him, hes called all of us a bunch, tried busting the door down and went on life tilt and raced off

i cant spell

What I mean though is does he treat her ok?
I knew this guy back in highschool who went out with my ex for like a year.
He was one of the most charismatic guys (to everyone else at least, I thought he was an ass hole) but he treated her like shit.

basically same thing

i see

this is going to get bizzad for shizzy

Being 280lbs may be the problem there. With your dunlap syndrome, have you even seen your bellybutton lately? Maybe a mouse climbed in there while you were sleeping one night and died. That could be the smell.

i saw it a couple days ago, rare sighting tho

I like dogs.

This couch is nice: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html



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Your 6'8", 280lbs and worried the BF is going to hurt you?

im not superman...i cant stop bullets

so much drama...........and a lot more fun when intoxicated

and why do u have a black and white photo of annie duke as ur sig?

I like caravans better.

fyp

This guy is bat shit crazy and needs to chill the **** out. I mean is he jealous that she went out for her birthday, or that he went w/ you.

I mean are you a threat to him, is his g/f going to leave him for you?

I would call the cops about it if he comes to your house again. Say it was your neighbors complaining about the noise or something.

gl w/ it all man.

and what is it w/ you ah and Sanmuh having that Iraqi mayans speak pourtuguese, there are no beaches in iraqi thing? i musta missed it.

hes at the house right now and hes drunk as shit.......

and the iraqi mayans thing.....basically im a dumbshit

As far as I know, superman cannot stop bullets, he can merely dodge them.



I agree. Annie Duke is a slut.

jesus


well, then its your duty to tell him to stop being an obsessive *******....she old enough to make her own decisions, and he needs to learn that

he doesnt own her....even if they were married he still shouldnt act like that

20 calls and texts and beating on door..damn!