Cough drop chewing gum?


That would be very helpful right now.

Wintergreen flavor

Answer: They have. Here is the patent info http://www.freepatentsonline.com/5846557.html

nice work, it probably only lasts 5 minutes though

Great!

Now they can focus more attention on the flying cars

A sustainable way to power cars.

...underwear that stay fresh and comfortable all day.

The Flying Car

would be greatest use of an existing invention ever:

moving sidewalks EVERYWHERE

Inventors:Eisenstadt, Barbara (Neponsit, NY)
Cash, Penny A. (Denville, NJ)
Bakal, Abraham I. (Parsippany, NJ)


Interesting.

done



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC2zeGm3R8Q

A sex robot

Wouldnt that be awfully close to your friend the escalator?

wintergreen tastes like pepto bismol

A president with a brain.... Whoops maybe wrong thread.. Wheres the Your dreaming thread?

They have, and here is yesterdays porn star of the day Justine Joli giving one a try: http://www.quality-kink.com/justine-jolie.html

That thing is hilarious. I used to have a video of Sasha Grey with one of those. If you haven't seen it in action, it's just a dildo on a stick, but they added all kinds of giant wheels and plexiglas cubes that are pretty much useless, in addition to the fact that a dildo would almost surely work a million times better, just to make it look like a Battle Bot or something.

Oh, also, here's a synthetic female, in case you happen not to like being penetrated:

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/flooky/di...ys--42034.phtml

dammit

lolol

Don't tell me you won't at least hesitate your move to the bin next time you finish off the container.

I just put pringles on my grocery list and I don't even like them.

Why haven't they invented some sort of cold-activated label for beer, perhaps something that would turn from silver to blue, to let me know if my beer is the right temperature to drink?

I'm sick of f*cking touching beer to figure out if its cold enough.

And I'll be dammed if I'm going to make any assumptions based on how long the beer's been in my fridge.

I don't know you well enough to know it that's a joke or not.

http://www.denverpost.com/search/ci_5923229

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5...h&plindex=1

Funny as shit.

Why haven't they invented Bachelor Chow, some kind of nutritious kibble that you can just eat whenever you don't feel like cooking or even deciding what to eat?

Or would that just be cereal?

Does that count as nutritious?

I like that in Futurama, Bachelor Chow came in 50-pound bags. That seems about right.

ummm yeeaaahhh...

not big enough


could i do it with one of those big cans that the variety popcorn comes in?

Hmmm...all you need is about 300-400% the length of the head, really. The Pringles can is 7.4 x 10.8 x 11.8". By my calculations, you can't wear pants. Of course with a mule whip like that, why would you?