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Absolute
http://www.rotten.com/library/language/the...finger/shocker/
renaedawn
Okay, well, the world is so full of weird coincidences! Just last weekend I was hanging out with some friends. One of them was recently in an accident at work that severed the ring finger on his right hand. We were teasing him about having a permanent shocker.

Too funny!
fryer98
Nice find. We call it the STINGER, but I know it as the shocker, which is more common. We used to throw it up like it was our gang sign back in HS. I have all kinds of pictures of me and my boys representing it.

"Two in the pink, one in the stink!"
Absolute
When a fraternity brother of mine lost his virginity (it was in his room in the frat house) there were a group of us outside chanting "shocker, shocker"

crude and unnecessary, most definitely

but well worth it

i doubt he came through
fryer98
QUOTE (Absolute)
When a fraternity brother of mine lost his virginity (it was in his room in the frat house) there were a group of us outside chanting "shocker, shocker"

crude and unnecessary, most definitely

but well worth it

i doubt he came through


I'm offended by even hearing this story. You should be ashamed of yourself!!
renaedawn
QUOTE (fryer98)
QUOTE (Absolute)
When a fraternity brother of mine lost his virginity (it was in his room in the frat house) there were a group of us outside chanting "shocker, shocker"

crude and unnecessary, most definitely

but well worth it

i doubt he came through


I'm offended by even hearing this story. You should be ashamed of yourself!!


For so many things... :wink:
fryer98
QUOTE (fryer98)
QUOTE (Absolute)
When a fraternity brother of mine lost his virginity (it was in his room in the frat house) there were a group of us outside chanting "shocker, shocker"

crude and unnecessary, most definitely

but well worth it

i doubt he came through


I'm offended by even hearing this story. You should be ashamed of yourself!!


btw, I hope you all know I was just kidding about this. I have never been offended by anything in my entire life.
Absolute
QUOTE (fryer98)
QUOTE (fryer98)
QUOTE (Absolute)
When a fraternity brother of mine lost his virginity (it was in his room in the frat house) there were a group of us outside chanting "shocker, shocker"

crude and unnecessary, most definitely

but well worth it

i doubt he came through


I'm offended by even hearing this story. You should be ashamed of yourself!!


btw, I hope you all know I was just kidding about this. I have never been offended by anything in my entire life.


im not too sensitive either

http://www.beyondavatars.com/details.php?image_id=1322
renaedawn
QUOTE (fryer98)
QUOTE (fryer98)
QUOTE (Absolute)
When a fraternity brother of mine lost his virginity (it was in his room in the frat house) there were a group of us outside chanting "shocker, shocker"

crude and unnecessary, most definitely

but well worth it

i doubt he came through


I'm offended by even hearing this story. You should be ashamed of yourself!!


btw, I hope you all know I was just kidding about this. I have never been offended by anything in my entire life.


Except fake breasts.

~Renae - Queen of the one liners today
fryer98
QUOTE (Absolute)
QUOTE (fryer98)
QUOTE (fryer98)
QUOTE (Absolute)
When a fraternity brother of mine lost his virginity (it was in his room in the frat house) there were a group of us outside chanting "shocker, shocker"

crude and unnecessary, most definitely

but well worth it

i doubt he came through


I'm offended by even hearing this story. You should be ashamed of yourself!!


btw, I hope you all know I was just kidding about this. I have never been offended by anything in my entire life.


im not too sensitive either
http://www.beyondavatars.com/details.php?image_id=1322


Nice. Are you a fan off www.big-boys.com?
fryer98
QUOTE (renaedawn)
QUOTE (fryer98)
QUOTE (fryer98)
QUOTE (Absolute)
When a fraternity brother of mine lost his virginity (it was in his room in the frat house) there were a group of us outside chanting "shocker, shocker"

crude and unnecessary, most definitely

but well worth it

i doubt he came through


I'm offended by even hearing this story. You should be ashamed of yourself!!


btw, I hope you all know I was just kidding about this. I have never been offended by anything in my entire life.


Except fake breasts.

~Renae - Queen of the one liners today


HAHA, I'm not offended by them. I just felt one last week and wasn't a fan.
Nikki_N
QUOTE (Absolute)
When a fraternity brother of mine lost his virginity (it was in his room in the frat house) there were a group of us outside chanting "shocker, shocker"

crude and unnecessary, most definitely

but well worth it

i doubt he came through


What took him so long to lose his virginity? What did he do with 4 years in high school?
renaedawn
QUOTE (Nikki_N)
QUOTE (Absolute)
When a fraternity brother of mine lost his virginity (it was in his room in the frat house) there were a group of us outside chanting "shocker, shocker"

crude and unnecessary, most definitely

but well worth it

i doubt he came through


What took him so long to lose his virginity? What did he do with 4 years in high school?


I don't think that's necessarily all that uncommon. There were a lot of guys who were still virgins when I went to college. Seemed like more guys than girls. Wonder what the statistics on that really are?
dms26
QUOTE (fryer98)
QUOTE (fryer98)
QUOTE (Absolute)
When a fraternity brother of mine lost his virginity (it was in his room in the frat house) there were a group of us outside chanting "shocker, shocker"

crude and unnecessary, most definitely

but well worth it

i doubt he came through


I'm offended by even hearing this story. You should be ashamed of yourself!!


btw, I hope you all know I was just kidding about this. I have never been offended by anything in my entire life.


The only thing that offends me is all the PC idiots.
dms26
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