BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

* is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
* contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
* may cause severe burns.
* contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
* accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
* may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

* as an industrial solvent and coolant.
* in nuclear power plants.
* in the production of styrofoam.
* as a fire retardant.
* in many forms of cruel animal research.
* in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
* as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.


Snopes Link: http://snopes.com/science/dhmo.asp

This joke came with the Internet.

And you flame me?


Can we be even now?


My scorecard shows that we should be even now for sure.

Come on Avi, you're better than this.

i drink this stuff daily without any problems

I know. I wanted to see how many morons there were on the forum. Looks like it's just one...


I'm putting the snopes link in the OP. A junior high kid actually pulled this off and won the science fair for it. Quite hilarious.

burn.

Jewish conspiracy imo

agreed, he's a troll

One thread? Are you out of your fucking mind?

Isn't he a mod though?

You're entering HollywoodAFD territory pretty quick. Not necessarily by quantity but certainly quality.

Dihydrogen Monoxide?

I SHOWER IN THAT SHIT!!!

Tastes good in coffee.

you add DHMO to your coffee?

im actually proud of myself remembering high school chemistry and getting this one right away

Burned

Pretty sad, if you ask me.

I'm voting yes so I can join the minority right wing.

They should ban the probiotics in that new yogurt !! It makes your Poo Poo black. That can't be good.

Water has no ****ing business being here, as far as I'm concerned.