Well, it appears that you're being a douche bag. Unfortunately for you, not many people like douche bags.

So if you could just go ahead and stop posting, that would be great.


Yours faithfully,
The Feelings Jar.


By the way, if you could just tell me how you're feeling that'd be great as well.

Hold on, I'll log into that account.

Okay, I can wait.

God. He's not even on right now. My timing is way off.

When I was leaving the Dentist yesterday, I saw a very attractive young woman. I would guess her age to be 19 or 20. No more. She drove a Chevy Cobalt, but I wont hold that against her. Anyways, I was walking behind her some ways, maybe 25 yards. I said, aloud to myself.

"Hey baby, nice ass. We had appointments in the same office building on the same day, that means you owe me a quick blowjob. 'Yeah, Austin, Im sure she loves guys who talk to themselves and wear brown belts with black shirts.' You know I lost my black belt. 'Shut the fuck up.'"


When I walked by her car I stuck my tongue out as I looked in her direction. Im not sure if she saw it, or why I did it. But what are you gonna do?

you


complete


me

I'm probably going to lift some weights tonight, shave and then go to bed.


Next time when you're wearing that black shirt and have a choice between no belt and a brown belt, go with an extension cord (black). You'll be glad you did.

I was thinking Orange extension cord, so he will fit in with the other construction workers eating their subways and yelling at women..

Dam I wish I was sober, Dam I wish Subway was open.

Me too.


I agree with everything the OP has touched on.

Suited, brown belt? Come'on man, you're better than that.

is it bad that i dont know whats wrong with wearing a brown belt with a black shirt? oh and $10 austin is the feelings jar.

That's who I'm expecting it to be.

But still...

And if you don't know, that means you're not gay.

So breathe a sigh of relief.

Unless you are gay, in which case, YSABGASSCKY.

No, that doesn't mean, You Suck Arse Balloon Guy And Should Seriously Consider Killing Yourself.

if the person is going to out themselves, i think it'll be cappy.

I thought you were the feeling jar...

Nope.

That makes the feelings jar gay right? Its not like we didnt know already though, he's kind
of into feelings if you didnt notice.



you queered my action man, someone may have taken that bet

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Now you did it.

edit:doh

I have never heard that before.

I can tell you this: it's not me.

How queer.

Yes it is, queerbag.



Quite.

I recall bowling with my friends a long while back. We were drinking and betting and playing poorly with moments of great. The ball would get heavier as the night went on, on account of the alcohol. Arm would get numb though so it all evened out.

There was a kid somehow got his arm jammed in the ball washing machine. Must have been 5 or 6. He weren't screaming or nothing but his face was flush and eyes were wet. He had paint smeared cross his face like he was on the war path or some such Indian thing. Figured he was strayed from a party somewhere. Well this boy's arm was fixed in such a way that the distance from his shoulder to where his hand appeared seemed too great. Like somewhere in that machine he hit a wormhole or some other mysteriousness and his arm spit in two. The last half phasing a short distance through space. It was still attached 'cause his little digits was wagging in a normal way.

Before I could act, if I were going to act at all, an older gentleman caught site of the ordeal. Man looked like he lived in the joint in the smoke and the smell of nachos and beer. Like maybe he had a cot behind the pins of one of the more level lanes. Weathered face and carpel brace and plaid shirt with the sleeves rolled fashionably. Fashionably in the 50's at least.

From where he stood at least three lanes and two tables from the boy he started toward. He walked folded in half. Bent at the waist like the lower he got the more sense the whole thing would make. He craned his neck out some. Made him look like an ostrich and I wanted to kick him for that. Didn't though. Couldn't tell you why.

About this time is when I realized I'd been masturbating myself the past 45 minutes right there in public.

I was momentarily proud of myself for knowing that the story was headed in this direction, but then I remembered that all your stories end this way.

I had taken out the prepositions in that sentence before you'd finished quoting me.

Your soothsaying skill missed THAT, Cleo!

( just wanted to use an exclamation point randomly)

Awesome! Another Hollywood Superthread !


Thanks BigD !



*hugs*

Again, I don't think that word means what you think it means.

I'm not the feelings jar, for the record. I'm taking the ignore hollywood route, not start more threads and feed his attention route.

Thank you.

Then we can be friends now.




*hugs*

http://ferrelloaf.ytmnd.com/ NSFW

Thanks Navy... sry to hear you got waitlisted.

I'm pretty sure if the feelings jar was gay he wouldn't have been banging XXEddies girlfriend.


So Hollywood, you didn't really stop posting or tell him how you're feeling. Why is that?

You blow.

Oh...my bad.

How am I feeling overall? Or just today?

Let's see... today I rode my motorcycle and did a bit of geocaching with a buddy of mine. I met my editor for a brief meeting and made a few calls to a newspaper. We then rode over to Hooters and had lunch. It's 81 degrees, sunny, and all the bills are paid. I can honestly say...things are good. Feeling good, sir!

E-filed my taxes 2 days ago...getting back $6400 and some change... so that's good. There's huge shale gas drilling going on in our county and we signed our mineral rights (lease) over on Friday of last week... the rate is currently at $17,500 per acre and 20% of the gas after that.... so that's good. The guy I rode with today gets his first installment tomorrow..$5400 and the expected checks per month after that are between $350-$1,000. Not a lot but it's free money!

Let's see...what else. I've been tanking on FT and PS lately. BUT I am about to hit another level on my bonus at FT so that's a free $20. I've had zero luck at all satellites...not even close but I'm still playing in them daily... trying to get that free seat at the WSOP. I do still plan on playing in 3 tourneys from June 14 to 19 OR June 25 thru 30. Got the house for the month but not sure when I'm gonna play.

Going to the movies tomorrow.... any suggestions? Saw 10,000 BC last week... it sucked.

Not sure what else to tell ya.... feeling pretty darn good.

How bout you?

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well I'll be damned. you said you were coming in here, and damned if you didn't! you sly dog!

do you have any idea how long i had to sit here and read this drivel so that it would be noticed that i was here? well, not that long. but it seemed like a pretty goddamn long time.

Well... did you really have anything else to do?


I mean seriously..... did ya miss out on anything?

Thank you.

While I found your post funny, I take exception to this one part.

I just won the Pulitzer for my first post in this thread.

Also, Mary liked it so much she resurrected herself so I could fuck her pregnant again.

Impeccable was the word she meant to describe the conception by the first time. Impeccable.

You are welcome, sir

oh yes. i definitely loved your post. however, i feel that this ^^^ is better.

I don't feel like outing myself at the moment. I'm a pretty new fcp'er though.

I take it you prefer Vonnegut to Tolstoy.

*edit* Tom Robbins to Cormac McCarthy.

Well when you are ready. you let us know, share your feelings.

I'm a snappy dresser, but I sure as hell can't dance. So I think I'm safe....

i've never had either of those. are they belgian micro brews?

karenina's my favorite of the belgians. not where this post was originally heading, but i've had a micro brew called "cat's cradle."

I hate when I edit while someone is posting on my original.

Ever had the malt called The Road?

quite a bitter finish on that one.

I'm just gonna stop by here and post my approval of this post.


reminds me of the time that spademan won that pulitzer prize for his first post in a thread about that guy hollywoodafd. that was a neat time.

Yea... good times were had by all