I welcome you all to I Called In With A Personal Day Today.

In keeping with turd ferguson's tradition, here's the deal.

I told my boss I was taking a personal day today because of personal reasons. I would’ve told him what those reasons were, but it was personal. Anyway, long story short, I’m doing personal stuff from home today. Come celebrate my personality with me! I’ll be doing personal stuff in my underwear. Right now I’m watching an infomercial that will help me with my personal issues. Does anybody else know what I’m talking about? I hope not!

Anyway, after being kicked out of the sick thread and already not being welcome in other super threads, I decided to start this thread.

No stories about your sexual inadequacy required.

However, after witnessing the deterioration of the Sick Thread, I have decided to add some guidelines, in hopes to ensure that what happened there doesn’t happen here:

A) If you’re a respected member of the thread, you are not allowed to leave for personal reasons.
B) Irony is mockingly appreciated.
C) If you’re a respected member of the thread, you are not allowed to change jobs, which may alter your posting patterns.
D) If you are not a respected member of the thread, you must understand and accept that your posts will be ignored a majority of the time.

You all should, by now, know who I am. If you don’t, why not? That hurts me.

E) You have to know who I am.

Let the posting begin.

Edit: I think I should let you all know that I’m wearing socks with no pants today. Just putting it out there.

Can you post here even if you actually went to work?

I liked this one the first time I heard it, joey.. when it was people against the couch thread.

F) You don't actually have to call in with a personal day to post here, but if you don't regularly post here and then one day you call in with a personal day, you are required to pop in and declare your personal day.

In on groundfloor.

And who works on Sundays anyway?

Non-Christians and very, very strong Christians.

Mr JoJo, am I welcome in this thread, or as a serial pariah am I exempt from membership?

Im going to make this my new home. I feel a special connection with Mr. JoJo having recently been banished from a superthread myself.

[x] you forgot a rule or two, imo

lazy bastard.


I'm gonna come out there and take your job.


I hope you didn't shower. It can't technically be considered a proper personal day if you shower.

I feel like 'exempt' implies that it's a positive thing. Which I suppose it may be, depending on what happens in the next few pages.

You're right, I should have said 'expelled' or 'excluded' or something.

When suitedaces declared this as his home he effectively signed its death sentence anyway. Back to the sick thread for me.

I'm a frequent personal-day-taker-offer.
Expect to see me here quite a bit.

I'll let you post here if you want, but I'd rather not have this thread be all about porn stars and abortion and just let it be a new flower.



I don't even shower on the days I go to work.

Fuck. I should have read this more carefully before I posted in here.

If I can't talk about my two favourite hobbies then goddamnit I don't want to join your stupid club.

For some reason I kinda figured this.


And for LadyGhey: Advice from an older person:

Have sex with as many high school girls as possible while it is still socially acceptable for you to do so.

Amen.

Peter Tosh looking like Dave Chappelle.

A few nights ago I dreamt I was a lesbian. I wonder if it's my subconscious trying to tell me something - perhaps that I am a lesbian.

nice callback

RACK HIM

I have a feeling I may have a dream tonight.....

Clone Wars?

I would find that shocking, honestly.

Yes.

hmm

I feel it necessary to post on the ground floor.



And I hate myself for it.

hi

I no longer trust JoeyJoJo. Get this.

I sent him a PM, trying to find out information about another poster, behind their back, and Mr. Shabadoo goes and tells the person and has that person PM me and answer the question directly. I mean come on.

The nerve!

Hilarious.

I have my pm inbox on auto-forward to a select group of people, so that they will stay up to date on all the latest FCP gossip.

JJJ and I are like, BFFFL*, obviously he was going to tell me. Anyway, I don't bite. People shouldn't be afraid to ask me directly if they have a question. I know I'm an elusive mystery wrapped in an enigma, but I have no secrets from strangers on the internet.



*Best Friends Forever For Life

directly or directly?

he raped my kitten!

way to ruin all my fantasies

I was just trying to find out if you were a real person or not. But all I know now, is that if you arent, JJJ is intimately involved in yet another conspiracy.

In that case, are you ghey? or gay? both?

Sure sure Mr Nosy.

Yes.

Its just you seem to good to be true, Lady. And I wanted to make sure you were the real thing before I began the 7 year journey to make you mine.

Since when were you allowed to "announce" you were starting a super thread? I thought the idea of a super thread was that it became so all by itself. Seems to me if you declare it a super thread you are dooming it for failure.
It's like someone who sees a small child about to be run over by a car, and before he/she dives out to save the child, they say "I'm going to be a super hero!"

Why not just be hero?

Dude, I think you may have missed the point of Joey's post.

Or I missed the point of yours.

I can count the number of times someone from FCP has said this to me on 4 fingers, and maybe a thumb too if you're a little more lax on the wording. The reality is, I am a typical possessive, jealous, demanding girlfriend.

See that suited. Srat just put a giant bullseye on your back.

And whats up with you and barley legal Brits?

Its too late, Im obsessed with you now.




Im not afraid of that queerbag.

I love those little leathery snappy faces.

I've been legal for almost 4 years, mate. I am older than Emma "Troll" Watson.

I thought you were 19

dude, you're sooooo gonna end up with a big ass cleaver in the back. I can hear strat just repeating the words red rum to himself right now. red rum red rum red rum

I've always wanted to be a membe of a superthread.


But since I wasn't I invented an excuse that now I fear will keep me from joining this one.


The excuse you ask?

Superthreads are for posters that can't handle General.

Yes, that's right. I turn 20 in June. God, that was horrible to type - I'm only a teenager for 4 more months.