shes not bad tho

Hey, I love Lolli, I mean she really REVES MY ENGINE. But her Zimmerlin was pretty weak. Sadly it reeked of AMETOURISM. Sorry Lolli, I love you, but THE TRUHT SHALL SET YOU FREE.


(please no one else point out how bad my Zimmerlin is.)

See, this is exactly why you can't be Him. He wouldn't make such an AMATEUR MISTAKE as to misspell a simple word such as AMATEURISM. I mean, the WHOLE POINT OF THE INSULT is negated when one MISSPELLS THE PUNCHLINE.

See, this is exactly why you can't be Him. He wouldn't make such an AMATEUR MISTAKE as to misspell a simple word such as AMATEURISM. I mean, the WHOLE POINT OF THE INSULT is negated when one MISSPELLS THE PUNCHLINE.

when you show up someone like this, it really reves my engine

I can't believe I only capitalized two words in this sentence.

I love how you just seem to APPEAR FROM NOWHERE. I wish I could DO THAT.

I don't care if I'm the only one laughing/giggling at this

Hey, I love Lolli, I mean she really REVES MY ENGINE. But her Zimmerlin was pretty weak. Sadly it reeked of AMETOURISM. Sorry Lolli, I love you, but THE TRUHT SHALL SET YOU FREE.


(please no one else point out how bad my Zimmerlin is.)

I know. My shame has reached EPIC PERPORTIONS. But in my defense. I am drunk as A SKUNK ON SAINT PATTYS DAY.
I dont know what that means either.

You should occasionally use the SPELLCHECK FEATURE. It can keep you from being VIEWED AS A DUMBASS in certain situations. It really shouldn't be that hard, considering it HIGHLIGHTS THE MISSPELLED WORDS when you MAKE A MISTAKE. Remember, the internet is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

After browsing the forum for a while today, I've come to the conclusion that Mr. Zimmerlin should be the only one allowed to capitalize whole words.

I think CW pulled it off pretty well.

Thank you, however I will never again attempt to capture the Zimmerlin caps out of fear of fucking it up.

Musings From A Man Who Wants To Enter The Witness Protection Program

Some people cautioned that I MIGHT NOT BE ACCEPTED into the program. I don’t know why being A CRUCIAL WITNESS to an important Federal case is necessary. The Federal Government likes EASY JOBS just as much as THE PRIVATE SECTOR. As far as I know, nobody is ACTIVELY PURSUING my death.

The first step I took was to call the U.S. Marshalls Service. They asked me my name. I thought, “That is THE EXACT OPPOSITE of what I would LIKE TO ACCOMPLISH.”

I don’t think I was on the line long enough TO TRACE THE CALL, but I forgot to TURN OFF THE CALLER ID.

Thanks JJJ.

never thank me when we finish

Shut up and take it, bitch!

Musings of a Man without any Creativity...
I am a man completely unable to come up with ORIGINAL IDEAS. Growing up, I was told HOW GIFTED I WAS. I was removed from class, and allowed to work on PERSONAL PROJECTS. In the first grade, I WROTE A PLAY... It was a puppet play, and the other GIFTED children were FORCED TO PERFORM IT. Years later, I read the play, and it was a direct rip-off OF THE WIZARD OF OZ.

Musings From A Man Who Doesn’t Play By The Rules

When somebody I DON'T KNOW tells me I did something either against the rules or MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE, I just laugh it off. Rules ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN; that's why they're called rules.

I almost never lose in Monopoly. How much IS THE RENT for Ventnor? It's $5,800. You should not have chosen the dog token. I CHARGE EXTRA FOR PETS.

THE JUDICIARY SYSTEM will not help you; I have a judge IN MY POCKET.

Oh no, your MONOPOLY MAFIA is extorting my hotels. That is why I said I ALMOST never lose.

JJJ/RR/Mr.Z makes me feel like an impotent retard.

He brings out the best in all of us
OHHHHHHH. ping pow boom!

I feel like I should know this, but what is that new avatar all about?

It's to keep ranthemover on his/my future toes