pardon my ignorence but what is a SEO ?

and congratz joo

thank you for explaining what 50% means

Preface: If you don't know by now I work with TexasHoldem.com.

Nat Arem's (a person's name) got a blog (a journal that people can read on the internet) (of which I am a reader (this means he reads the blog)), and he's been on a search engine optimization kick for the past couple of weeks (he crazy lately). He works with Bluff (a poker magazine) and thepokerdb (another poker thingy), and he expects (in the future he thinks the next thing he's going to say will happen) his website's (a place on the internet you can visit) traffic (how many people visit) to double (twice what is is now) or triple (three times what it is now) in (a preposition) the (an article) next few months (a length of time of about 30 days) because of the SEO. Now, he messaged (sent a communication) me the other (not today but a different day) day and mentioned that the TH.com SEO needed work. I agreed (showstopper24's go to post) with this, I (the guy who wrote this post originally) had been putting it off (procrastination) until the new year (2008) with all of the other things I had going on (gay buttsex).

Anyway, I was in Maine (a state known for lobster and stephen king) for the past week at my girlfriend's (a person who he has sex with. in this case it's code for his boyfriend) place for Christmas (25th of december), and I had some downtime (time to jerk off). One of my programmers (the guy who does all the work and I get all the credit) and I decided to make some minor but important SEO changes (the programmer did something so I said it was my idea). Fast forward four or five days later (nothing important happened in those days), our unique (the novelty of writing all these stupid things wore off halfway through the previous paragraph) hits have gone up 50% (which means if we received 1000 different people each day coming to our website, 500 extra are coming now), and our page views have doubled, which means if we had 1000 page views, we now have 2000!

It's such a huge difference (It doesn't really matter but I'm excited). I'm literally floored by the numbers I'm seeing, because they're at an all-time high (blah blah blah). Merry Christmas to this jew! Thank you Nat Arem for getting my ass in gear to make these changes.

Had to share somewhere Maybe some of you tech nerds will understand my excitement.

I personally would've prefered more explanations in that post...

I personally would've prefered more explanations in that post...