Damn, I thought she was a keeper, I guess not... skank
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Damn, I thought she was a keeper, I guess not... skank
Damn, I thought she was a keeper, I guess not... skank
I'd hit it.
maybe it was a planned pregnancy
no wait...it probably wanst
no wait...it probably wanst
QUOTE (king_tanner @ Tuesday, December 18th, 2007, 9:44 PM) 
Damn, I thought she was a keeper, I guess not... skank
Iz the Spears family your first experience with white trash, then?
QUOTE (king1305 @ Tuesday, December 18th, 2007, 10:27 PM)
I'd hit it.
Now that I think more about it, I guess I would too. Id bang that baby fetus out of her... my method of abortion.
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Lynne Spears, already grandmother to Britney's young sons, said her actress daughter, the telegenic heroine of her popular Nickelodeon series, has known Aldridge for years a large percentage of her life thus far and began dating him in high school recently.
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Jamie Lynn plans to raise the baby in her home state of Louisiana "so it can have a normal family life, learn how to wear a trucker cap, and discuss time travel."
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Jamie Lynn plans to raise the baby in her home state of Louisiana "so it can have a normal family life, learn how to wear a trucker cap, and discuss time travel."
A wise man once said"You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you cant take the trailer park out of the girl." GG career at 16. at least Britney waited to have a pile of cash stowed away before she commited carrer suicide.
THE FATHER ISN'T XXEDDIE IS IT?!
I'm putting the O/U at 12 1/2 years 'til Jamie Lynn is a grandmother. Who thinks this baby will be hot?
Chrozzo....
This isn't the girl from that night is it? If so way to avoid losing all your mobnies.
This isn't the girl from that night is it? If so way to avoid losing all your mobnies.
Is it wrong that I'm finding it all kinds of amusing that the baby daddy is 19 and will probably get hammered with statutory charges?
Age of consent in Louisiana is 17...oops.
Age of consent in Louisiana is 17...oops.
QUOTE (HangukMiguk @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 12:02 AM)
THE FATHER ISN'T XXEDDIE IS IT?!
Dude, seriously.
If I tapped that ass, you woulda heard about it a LONG time ago
QUOTE (XXEddie @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 12:33 AM)
Dude, seriously.
If I tapped that ass, you woulda heard about it a LONG time ago
If I tapped that ass, you woulda heard about it a LONG time ago
XXEddie,
You ARE the baby's father.
QUOTE (Maury Povich @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 1:46 AM)
XXEddie,
You ARE the baby's father.
You ARE the baby's father.
If your gonna make a joke account....
get the sayings right for christ's sake.
QUOTE (Maury Povich @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 12:46 AM)
XXEddie,
You ARE the baby's father.
You ARE the baby's father.
this is the hardest i laughed on fcp all day.
it's not saying much, but it's saying something.
"What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? "I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she told the magazine. "But I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."
And what position was that???
I swear, you can't make this stuff up...
And what position was that???
I swear, you can't make this stuff up...
QUOTE (HangukMiguk @ Tuesday, December 18th, 2007, 11:02 PM)
THE FATHER ISN'T XXEDDIE IS IT?!
HE SRSLY WISH....
QUOTE (SFAWFD @ Tuesday, December 18th, 2007, 11:11 PM)
Chrozzo....
This isn't the girl from that night is it? If so way to avoid losing all your mobnies.
This isn't the girl from that night is it? If so way to avoid losing all your mobnies.
Chrozzo should've got her mom's consent?
QUOTE (SFAWFD @ Tuesday, December 18th, 2007, 11:11 PM)
Chrozzo....
This isn't the girl from that night is it? If so way to avoid losing all your mobnies.
This isn't the girl from that night is it? If so way to avoid losing all your mobnies.
QUOTE (Maury Povich @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 12:46 AM)
XXEddie,
You ARE the baby's father.
You ARE the baby's father.
QUOTE (navybuttons @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 1:28 AM)
this is the hardest i laughed on fcp all day.
it's not saying much, but it's saying something.
it's not saying much, but it's saying something.
[X] Thread Delivers.
Hang, you silly man. Everyone knows XXeddie shoots blanks.
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 11:37 AM)
Hang, you silly man. Everyone knows XXeddie shoots blanks if it's his girlfriend.
FYP
QUOTE (XXEddie @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 3:33 AM)
Dude, seriously.
If I tapped that ass, you woulda heard about it a LONG time ago
If I tapped that ass, you woulda heard about it a LONG time ago
We'd have a thread on it, of course, but the test would come back negative.
Can't say I wouldn't hit it.
Multiple times.
What would be so bad about knocking her up? She is rich and young and hot and rich.
Multiple times.
What would be so bad about knocking her up? She is rich and young and hot and rich.
QUOTE (CBass1724 @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 11:49 AM)
Can't say I wouldn't hit it.
Multiple times.
What would be so bad about knocking her up? She is rich and young and hot and rich.
Multiple times.
What would be so bad about knocking her up? She is rich and young and hot and rich.
Oh, I would too, of course, but isn't she still under 18?
Maybe I could get advice from Chrozzo.
QUOTE (drcossack @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 1:15 PM)
Oh, I would too, of course, but isn't she still under 18?
Maybe I could get advice from Chrozzo.
Maybe I could get advice from Chrozzo.
Thats a terrible idea. I love the gecko, but he has a bad track record of morality on this issue.
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 12:20 PM)
Thats a terrible idea. I love the gecko, but he has a bad track record of morality on this issue.
No it isn't. What kind of advice did you think I was interested in?
QUOTE (grocery_mony @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 1:46 AM)
A wise man once said"You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you cant take the trailer park out of the girl." GG career at 16. at least Britney waited to have a pile of cash stowed away before she commited carrer suicide.
nope, Britney is just as dumb
Just because you make a lot of money doesn't mean you save a lot of money.
QUOTE (Asimo @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 4:31 AM)
And what position was that???
head down ,ass up?
QUOTE (dms26 @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 11:44 AM)
nope, Britney is just as dumb
Just because you make a lot of money doesn't mean you save a lot of money.
Just because you make a lot of money doesn't mean you save a lot of money.
Britney is currently making $720,000 per month.
EDIT: I didn't even click the link... I guess it's 737,000 a month.
QUOTE (brvheart @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 1:11 PM)
Britney is currently making $720,000 per month.
EDIT: I didn't even click the link... I guess it's 737,000 a month.
EDIT: I didn't even click the link... I guess it's 737,000 a month.
and she's probably spending a million. I doubt she listed how much she spends on hookers and blow on that court document.
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 12:37 PM)
Hang, you silly man. Everyone knows XXeddie shoots blanks.
QUOTE (drcossack @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 12:42 PM)
FYP
We'd have a thread on it, of course, but the test would come back negative.
We'd have a thread on it, of course, but the test would come back negative.
That certainly is a double HI-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
QUOTE (HangukMiguk @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 2:16 PM)
That certainly is a double HI-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tyty, I'm here all week.
How is the baby daddy not going to get statutory rape charges against him? I am going to start watching her terrible Disney show to see how they hide the love child. I can't wait for all her 10 year old fans to start asking their moms why she is getting fatter every episode.
QUOTE (CBass1724 @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 8:49 AM)
Can't say I wouldn't hit it.
Multiple times.
What would be so bad about knocking her up? She is rich and young and hot and rich.
Multiple times.
What would be so bad about knocking her up? She is rich and young and hot and rich.
This would be an in-law
YIKES!!! You can see true dementia in her eyes.
QUOTE (pokerblonde777 @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 2:06 PM)
How is the baby daddy not going to get statutory rape charges against him? I am going to start watching her terrible Disney show to see how they hide the love child. I can't wait for all her 10 year old fans to start asking their moms why she is getting fatter every episode.
Its on Nickelodeon right after Drake and Josh actually.
Setting my tivo right now
QUOTE (pokerblonde777 @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 3:06 PM)
How is the baby daddy not going to get statutory rape charges against him? I am going to start watching her terrible Disney show to see how they hide the love child. I can't wait for all her 10 year old fans to start asking their moms why she is getting fatter every episode.
most places have exceptions if the male is within a certain number of years of the female. Eg. +1 or +2 is fine.
I like her bangs.
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 3:20 PM)
This would be an in-law
I'd do her too...
I would.
QUOTE (dapokerbum @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 2:32 PM)
I like bang. <----in asian
F
So, I opened Mozilla today and the desktop at my house has the homepage, yahoo.com. One of the headlines said (I can't find it again to link): "Lynne Spears' book on parenting delayed indefinitely."
I LOL'ed as hard as I have on anything from teh interwebz.
I LOL'ed as hard as I have on anything from teh interwebz.
Who give a flying f uck about any of the Spears?
QUOTE (king1305 @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 6:04 PM)
FYPPPP
I don't think it's fair to call her a slut simply because she got pregnant as a teenager. I think she made a mistake, but one that a lot of people who aren't sluts also make.
QUOTE (David_Nicoson @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 6:25 PM)
I don't think it's fair to call her a slut simply because she got pregnant as a teenager. I think she made a mistake, but one that a lot of people who aren't sluts also make.
her only mistake was not doing it with me ba dum ching
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 6:35 PM)
her only mistake was not doing it with me ba dum ching
you wanted her to do you in the bum?
QUOTE (jeff_536 @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 6:38 PM)
you wanted her to do you in the bum?
hey whatever she's into man
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 6:35 PM)
her only mistake was not doing it with me ba dum ching
She says she's going to raise the baby in Louisiana.
Young single mom + backwoods trailer + fifth of Beam = ShakeZuma special
QUOTE (Buckeye Hughes @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 7:07 PM)
She says she's going to raise the baby in Louisiana.
Young single mom + backwoods trailer + fifth of Beam = ShakeZuma special
Young single mom + backwoods trailer + fifth of Beam = ShakeZuma special
holy shit. put a gun rack on my truck and that is freaking heaven.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Wednesday, December 19th, 2007, 8:24 PM)
holy shit. put a gun rack on my truck and that is freaking heaven.
A gun rack?
A GUN RACK?!
SHE-YAH-HAH! RIGHT!
You don't even own A GUN, let alone MANY GUNS that would necessitate an entire rack.
WHAT are YOU GONNA DO with a GUN RACK?!
There are 2 sides to every story. Ill reserve opinion on her slutness when the color of the kid is revealed.
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