Scram?

One of my favourites.

Obviously everyone since this is front page news, and Britney has been in the tabloids for like the last 10 years.

This made me happy in the pants.

I love that her mom was about to publish a parenting book.

I know, right? Define Irony.

hang my fishing poles...














I only slgiht drunk right now no hate mails

Now she'll have both daughters available to write guest chapters. Maybe they can get Nickelodeon to promote it, too.

A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

FYP

Just reminded me of another movie to add to the movies you have seen a zillion times thread.

10 thousand spoons when all you need is a knife?
A death row pardon two minutes too late?
A black fly in your Chardonnay?

Fuck you Alanis, go to hell!

Thanks for sticking that song in my head for the rest of the day.

boyfriend could be in trouble

Does it really matter though? How much sneaky shit did you do that your parents didn't know about?

such a good flick, just watched it for the first time in a few years.

loooooool, you're lucky I didn't remember more.

i wonder how many babortions britney had before she went through with it




no wait...i dont really care

Fox News reports that if the baby was conceived in Spears' home state of Louisiana, the act could technically be considered "felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile."

Louisiana law defines this unlawful carnal knowledge as "sexual intercourse with consent between someone age 19 or older and someone between age 12 and 17."




Shock: the 16-year-old announced her pregnancy on a magazine cover
In Louisiana a person can only legally consent to sex at age 17. If aged 15 or 16, the other person involved must be no more than two years older for the act to be considered legal.

But Aldridge wouldn't fare much better if the "carnal" act happened in California, where Spears lives while on the set of her Nickelodeon TV show Zoey 101.


The Californian Penal Code states that any person who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor under 18 who is not more than three years younger than the perpetrator, is guilty of a misdemeanour and faces up to one year in a county jail.


But Californian criminal defence attorney Jim Hammer says: "If Aldridge is actually more than three years older he could be up for a felony, which carries a maximum three years in prison.”


Meanwhile, Jamie Lynn says she believes she'll be a good mother: "I love babies, and I have my nephews that I love.


"I have a great mom and she has raised three kids, so if I take lessons from her, I think I'll be great."

thats why she is being punished by God with pregnancy

Aldridge Not the Father of Spears Baby?


The father of Jamie-Lynn Spears' baby is not Casey Aldridge, but an older man who could face rape charges over the conception, according to new U.S. reports. American magazine Star claims the Spears family are paying Aldridge, 18, to play dad in a bid to mask the father's true identity and avoid the shame of an under-age sex scandal involving 16-year-old Jamie-Lynn. The reports come days after Jamie-Lynn confirmed she is 12-weeks pregnant with student Aldridge's baby during an interview with OK! magazine. According to celebrity blogger Perez Hilton's website, a Star source is reported as saying, "Casey is being paid off to be the family's fall guy while the real father remains unidentified. The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her." Star magazine quotes "two separate Spears family insiders" who believe the father is someone who works on Jamie-Lynn's kids' TV show, Zoey 101. The source adds, "In Hollywood, little girls grow up fast, and she is no exception. With everything that has gone on in her family, she needed someone to look up to. But the man she found seems to have completely taken advantage of her." In Jamie-Lynn's home state of Louisiana, Aldridge would escape legal action because a 16-year-old can legally have sex with a person less than two years older.

Chrozzo?

I wonder how long it will be before the law will realize that 16 is completely arbitrary.

where would you draw the line?






and how soon does your daughter reach this line?!

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

14, and in 8 years. Most 15 year olds I know have had more sexual experiences than I could ever hope for.

It's still arbitrary, but lets face it, at this point 16 year olds are going buck wild. 1000 years ago 12 year olds ruled kingdoms. The question is this- does this poor guy deserve a pedophile label? No.

there's talk it was a much older guy from management on her TV show.

tend to agree with you on this one.

I hard it was shaq, and her three black sons will deny theyre white heritage in about 16 years.

...and Kobe gets the last laugh.

If that slut was a scientologist, none of this would have happened.

Shouldn't you be jumping on a couch like a madman saying how much you love Katie Holmes?

Loser.

yes, lord xenu would have stopped this for sure.

plz pm phone numbers of said 15 year olds thnx.

I knew I should've double wrapped my El Gigante!