On the first day of Christmas by true love gave to me:



A SHOOTOUT GOAL BY SIDNEY CROSBY






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On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
TWO BACKUP GOALIES

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
THREE BROKEN BONES

Lemme try one Dale...


On the forth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
FOUR.......TY YEARS SINCE A CUP!

I was going to write:

"Another 4 decades of Leaf futility!"

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

A five-win season in 1918-19

donkeys...all of you are donkeys....

You have to admit though, they are funny.

In the name of the holiday season I try and start a fun thread and tweedle dee and tweedle dum ruin it...

(you have to sing this one...)

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE SERGE MELT-DOWNS!

Six crappy D....

Let me Put this together.....

On the first day of christmas I got from MLSE...
A shootout goal by Sidney Crosby..
On The second day of Christmas, I got from MLSE
Two Back up goalies
On the third day of Christmas, I got from MLSE
Three broken bones
On the fourth day of Christmas, I got from MLSE
Four-ty years of fu-til-i-ty
On the fifth day of Christmas I got from MLSE
Fiiiiiiive Serge Melt-Downs..
On the sixth day of Christmas I got from MLSE
Six Crappy D
On The seventh Day of christmas I got from MLSE
Seven Refs a snoozin..

Seven back up goalies.

(I don't know the actual number, but I want credit for it at the right number, lol)

Excellent point, but A) we already have back up goalies at 2.... and the number may be higher than 12... in fact I'm sure it is...

hahaha fair enough.

I was trying to think of a way to word it so that it referenced facing the backups, but I suck at writing songs, apparently, lol.

seven refs a-snoozin'

On the first day of christmas I got from MLSE...
A shootout goal by Sidney Crosby..
On The second day of Christmas, I got from MLSE
Two Back up goalies
On the third day of Christmas, I got from MLSE
Three broken bones
On the fourth day of Christmas, I got from MLSE
Four-ty years of fu-til-i-ty
On the fifth day of Christmas I got from MLSE
Fiiiiiiive Serge Melt-Downs..
On the sixth day of Christmas I got from MLSE
Six Crappy D
On The seventh Day of christmas I got from MLSE
Seven Refs a snoozin..
On the eighth day of Christmas I got from MLSE
eighth place is dreamin...

I am new to this forum..Just a question, why is everyone anti God's team here??

Nine washed up veterens

(9 players over 30 years old, although not all are washed up...)

case and point

Because most of us here are athiest.

The Twelve (Blue and White) Days Of Christmas

On the first day of christmas I got from MLSE...
A shootout goal by Sidney Crosby..
On The second day of Christmas, I got from MLSE
Two Back up goalies
On the third day of Christmas, I got from MLSE
Three broken bones
On the fourth day of Christmas, I got from MLSE
Four-ty years of fu-til-i-ty
On the fifth day of Christmas I got from MLSE
Fiiiiiiive Serge Melt-Downs..
On the sixth day of Christmas I got from MLSE
Six Crappy D
On The seventh Day of christmas I got from MLSE
Seven Refs a snoozin..
On the eighth day of Christmas I got from MLSE
eighth place is dreamin...
On the ninth day of Christmas I got from MLSE
Nine washed up veterans

10th overall pick traded way.

(Where the Leafs will probably pick, and what they will do with it).

your failed attempt at humour is not enjoyable...

rather laughable in a broken nose sort of way....

You're right, that was really weak. I don't even clearly remember posting it, I was at the end of staying up for the entire night.

Serge finally got a jopke account!!!

I don't think it's Serge. I think it's Kyle Wellwood.

mustangsscout is actually a friend of mine...Victor..He has been helping me with my team for the last few weeks, and has been reading the posts on the forum..

I assure you he is a real person, actually he is a branch manager in Toronto...

Was that before or after the Gionta-McCabe trade?

I know there's a 7 already...but can we make it 10 refs a snoozing, and 7 games below (500)