QUOTE (Naismith @ Friday, November 30th, 2007, 11:06 AM) 
PLEASE, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLZ, PLEASE for the love of everything holy, unholy and anything in between...CALL AND CHANGE YOUR RESERVATION!
You will be miserable in Building B at the Imperial Palace. It is the single worst, most depressing, least convenient place on earth. Let me put it in perspective.
On a scale of 1-10, Imperial Palace itself rates at about a negative thirteen. It smells of death, the carpets are sticky and off-colored, the employees literally loathe the guests and aren't afraid to make that fact known. Want to know who this is in the following video? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wn-pbI3M4M) THAT'S YOUR FREAKING BLACKJACK DEALER!!! I'm not f'n joking. Your blackjack dealer will push away from the table and start singing, mid-hand.
That said, Building B makes the regular part of the Imperial Palace seem like a combination of the Venetian and Valhalla.
I guarantee you if you stay in the back building of the Imperial Palace, you will witness, first-hand, an actual death. It is the scariest place on earth, located about 27 miles behind the actual casino, through the parking garage, built into the back wall. You will hear drug deals going on outside your wall. Did you know that Stuey Ungar died in Building B of the Imperial Palace? I have no facts to back that up, but when you see it, you will also know it's true.
Facts about Imperial Palace, Building B:
1) They do not have internet connection. Why? "Our wireless signal doesn't reach that far."
2) They will get very upset with you if you order room service. True story. The lady's response? "Would you mind coming up here and picking up your food?"
3) It is literally a 20 minute walk from the poker room, 30 minute walk from the strip. If you don't bring a bottle of water, you will dehydrate.
4) You will likely be murdered there or sold on the Black Market.
5) You have to slap the television to get a signal.
6) Hookers will refuse to come to Building B. Hookers will do anything if you have money. They will not go to Building B at the Imperial Palace.
7) There has never been a maid in a room at Building B.
8) Despite banning Zach from the casino, he is still allowed in the back tower, thus showing how little they care about it.
I hope I have influenced you.
You will be miserable in Building B at the Imperial Palace. It is the single worst, most depressing, least convenient place on earth. Let me put it in perspective.
On a scale of 1-10, Imperial Palace itself rates at about a negative thirteen. It smells of death, the carpets are sticky and off-colored, the employees literally loathe the guests and aren't afraid to make that fact known. Want to know who this is in the following video? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wn-pbI3M4M) THAT'S YOUR FREAKING BLACKJACK DEALER!!! I'm not f'n joking. Your blackjack dealer will push away from the table and start singing, mid-hand.
That said, Building B makes the regular part of the Imperial Palace seem like a combination of the Venetian and Valhalla.
I guarantee you if you stay in the back building of the Imperial Palace, you will witness, first-hand, an actual death. It is the scariest place on earth, located about 27 miles behind the actual casino, through the parking garage, built into the back wall. You will hear drug deals going on outside your wall. Did you know that Stuey Ungar died in Building B of the Imperial Palace? I have no facts to back that up, but when you see it, you will also know it's true.
Facts about Imperial Palace, Building B:
1) They do not have internet connection. Why? "Our wireless signal doesn't reach that far."
2) They will get very upset with you if you order room service. True story. The lady's response? "Would you mind coming up here and picking up your food?"
3) It is literally a 20 minute walk from the poker room, 30 minute walk from the strip. If you don't bring a bottle of water, you will dehydrate.
4) You will likely be murdered there or sold on the Black Market.
5) You have to slap the television to get a signal.
6) Hookers will refuse to come to Building B. Hookers will do anything if you have money. They will not go to Building B at the Imperial Palace.
7) There has never been a maid in a room at Building B.
8) Despite banning Zach from the casino, he is still allowed in the back tower, thus showing how little they care about it.
I hope I have influenced you.
This was x-posted from a thread in general. It might be the best post this forum has ever seen and Naismith deserves his props.
