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JoeyJoJo
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, November 29th, 2007, 3:58 PM) *
you can't stalk a lean cuisine.

Oh I beg to differ.
Balloon guy
Ignoring all other post.


The fact that you consider yourself a fisherman mean you must cast at the shark.

There is a .0001% chance of landing it, you go for it.

And when your reel catches fire from spooling out so fast, you light a cigarette from the fire and look to the others on the pier and ask to borrow their pole and watch them cower in fear. They will hold their manhood cheap knowing they did not share in the quest for the shark when they had the chance,

and years from now, lying in thier beds, they will ask themselves: "What would my life have been like had I gone after the shark?"

And looking in the next bad where you lie, they will ask you and you will say: "Which shark?"

That is what being a man is all about.



That and writing your name in the snow, which is really cool.
Tactical Bear
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, November 29th, 2007, 6:58 PM) *
and on a similar note, I absolutely love, LOVE scram and speedz's little e-relationship. who else here thinks they would more than likely have passionate, angry sex if they ever met? I'm sure of it.



For some reason, I think Speedz would be the top.
speedz99
QUOTE (Tactical Bear @ Thursday, November 29th, 2007, 8:43 PM) *
For some reason, I think Speedz would be the top.


Yup.

2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
2 Members: speedz99, scram

So, uh, this is awkward.
ShakeZuma
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Friday, November 30th, 2007, 12:05 PM) *
Yup.

2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
2 Members: speedz99, scram

So, uh, this is awkward.

3 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
2 Members: ShakeZuma, speedz99


not anymore
scram
QUOTE (Tactical Bear @ Thursday, November 29th, 2007, 8:43 PM) *
For some reason, I think Speedz would be the top.


Definitely not.

scram
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Friday, November 30th, 2007, 9:05 AM) *
Yup.

2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
2 Members: speedz99, scram

So, uh, this is awkward.


You STFU

tj9422-
OK Getting back to the OP.
Did any one think of getting a bigger boat.

Donan, donan, donan.
loved that movie.
ShakeZuma
QUOTE (tj9422- @ Friday, November 30th, 2007, 12:35 PM) *
OK Getting back to the OP.
Did any one think of getting a bigger boat.

Donan, donan, donan.
loved that movie.

what movie?
Tactical Bear
Where the hell does Scram get all these TurboJew pictures?
tj9422-
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, November 30th, 2007, 12:36 PM) *
what movie?


Jaws they are one the boat. The shark cuts the tops of the water as the chum hits. He turns and says"I think you need a bigger boat"

Classic
JoeyJoJo
QUOTE (tj9422- @ Friday, November 30th, 2007, 9:46 AM) *
Jaws they are one the boat. The shake cuts the tops of the water as the chum hits. He turns and says, "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Classic

fyp

Also, I am now picturing Shake in place of the shark.
tj9422-
QUOTE (JoeyJoJo @ Friday, November 30th, 2007, 12:49 PM) *
fyp

Also, I am now picturing Shake in place of the shark.

Sorry about that


Shake can refer to:

Tremor
Milkshake
Handshake
Shake (software), an image compositing package produced by Apple Software.
Shake (defragmentation utility), a largely filesystem‐independent defragmentation tool for Linux-based systems.
SHAKE algorithm, a time integration algorithm for molecular dynamics simulation.
Master Shake, a sentient milkshake on Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Shake (shingle), a wooden shingle made from split logs.
Shake (cannabis), the small, leafy fragments of cannabis that gather at the bottom of a bag.
Shake (time), an informal unit of time equal to ten nanoseconds
Shake (album) is an album released by singer John Schlitt.
A shake on a brass instrument, especially the trumpet, implies quickly slurring to a note above the written note.
"Shake (song)", a song released by the Ying Yang Twins featuring Pitbull.
scram
^ ^

I want a Golden Retriever so ****ing bad (which that appears to be- correct me if I'm wrong).

100% for certain next dog.
ShakeZuma
QUOTE (tj9422- @ Friday, November 30th, 2007, 12:46 PM) *
Jaws they are one the boat. The shark cuts the tops of the water as the chum hits. He turns and says"I think you need a bigger boat"

Classic

what? is Jaws the name of the movie?
tj9422-
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, November 30th, 2007, 1:02 PM) *
what? is Jaws the name of the movie?


Yes, from 1975, I know its be 4 your time.


When an insatiable great white shark terrorizes the townspeople of Amity Island, a police chief (Roy Scheider), a grizzled shark hunter (Robert Shaw) and an oceanographer (Richard Dreyfuss) seek to destroy it. Director Steven Spielberg created the summer blockbuster boom with this white-knuckle adaptation of the Peter Benchley novel. John Williams's ominous musical score has become legendary

link fo more info:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaws_(film)

Tried to post pic but did not know how?
ShakeZuma
QUOTE (tj9422- @ Friday, November 30th, 2007, 1:21 PM) *
Yes, from 1975, I know its be 4 your time.
When an insatiable great white shark terrorizes the townspeople of Amity Island, a police chief (Roy Scheider), a grizzled shark hunter (Robert Shaw) and an oceanographer (Richard Dreyfuss) seek to destroy it. Director Steven Spielberg created the summer blockbuster boom with this white-knuckle adaptation of the Peter Benchley novel. John Williams's ominous musical score has become legendary

link fo more info:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaws_(film)

Tried to post pic but did not know how?

huh. never heard of it. must not have been too popular. have the ever shown it on tv?
tj9422-
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, November 30th, 2007, 1:23 PM) *
huh. never heard of it. must not have been too popular. have the ever shown it on tv?



ok you can stop pulling my leg, Are you from mars. rent the movie you wil like it
Ouch-8s
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Friday, November 30th, 2007, 10:02 AM) *
what? is Jaws the name of the movie?

No, I think the name of the movie is Jaws they are one the boat.
mln_falcon
Woohoo my first double post.
mln_falcon
QUOTE (Tactical Bear @ Saturday, December 1st, 2007, 4:40 AM) *
Where the hell does Scram get all these TurboJew pictures?



This didn't get enough love
navybuttons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahhOJWkgo1g
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