lesbians

"I'd do anything for a blonde dyke."

a bunch of women stuck together

I am quite the expert on this subject as I went to an all male college with 3 all female colleges quite close by. and yes, I still automatically think about lesbians when I think about all female colleges, because there are quite a lot of them, but there are also a lot of really horny and suppressed girls too. not attractive, no, but they're there.

Fuckin tree hugging lesbos

A classic....

Hey Hey Ho Ho this penis parties got to go.

Lesbian is, after all, a fancy short word for "women in comfortable shoes".



One of the truly unsung modern film classics. Well done.

"You're wearing the shirt of the band you are going to see? Don't be that guy."

PMS. Lots and lots of PMS.

Why would a girl go to one of those?

i type bull dyke into google images, and BAM!

I think of my exgirlfriend.

Then I think of Crab Ranguns

Janet Reno strapping one on and going to town.

Thanks for sharing.

i wouldnt mind going to an all female college...

WE GET IT. YOU GET A LOT OF PMs. JESUS.

awesome

I think of Dna's college girlfriend. And softball.

Neither would I.

Yea, it just stayed under the radar. I think I actually saw it in the theater. I used to go to the movies ALOT. I even saw SLC Punk in the theater.

And that's one of my favorite lines.


Oh, and I think of Jenny in Forest Gump.

You couldn't be more wrong. Stop, close your eyes, and follow the Forrest Gump timeline and Jenny's trials and tribulations. Imagine in the free love era, while taking all those drugs and playing guitar naked and hanging out at Studio 54, she ONLY (and I'm sandbagging HARD here) slept with 3-4 guys a week...

Now grab a calculator.

You are one sick tomato.

Dude, I married a girl who I saw in a MMMF foursome the night I met her. The same girl who turned into a stripper and turned my 17yr old fantasies into realities. Do you really think I'm bothered by how much cack she's had crammed in her? Just don't give me the hiv. (and if ya do... fuck it, I was gonna die anyway)


(I'm a different person these days though... for the most part)

Damn, that is strong. You are going to have the most awesome grandfather stories to tell on the front porch swing in a few decades, I swear.

My sole point of the Jenny conversation was pointing out that she wasn't even remotely a lesbian.

Wow, set your standards high, didya?

LOL

Well, I met her when I was 14. It was my girlfriend's 14th birthday party. This girl shows up, gets drunk and later on in the night, on my way to the bathroom, I walk past an open bedroom door. Through the door I see this girl with my gf's older brother and 2 of his friends.

Flash forward a few years, I meet up with her again and we run off together. I was an idiot, but I experienced things a lot of people never will. Not really sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

Ok, it's mostly a bad thing because I was about to have my life back on track before I ran off with her.

Uuuummmm, may be a dumb question....r u still married?

14 year old 4ways?? I went to the wrong highschool.

No, we've been divorced a long time



She was 15, the boys were 17 - 18.


I did lose my virginity that night though. And a couple years later... I slept with her mom.

You are my hero, man. My fukkin hero.

I was still collecting baseball cards at 15.




High praise from the green man fan

QFT. My life didn't even approach interesting until I hit college.



Someone is lobbying for Featured Member status.

all excellent responses that deserve much more eval

And I think her next older brother wanted to sleep with me, but I wasn't quite that adventurous.