Why is it, that every time I go into a library, I have to poop?

Discuss.

Are the bathrooms nice in the library?

Some are better than others. The ones I currently frequent are pretty nice. The ones a few months ago...I'd rather poop in a trash bag.

Do you read on the crapper? If so, this would be your best explanation, because the reading material in a library is endless... That is of course, you take public books into the crapper and spoil it for the rest of the readers

Plenty of reading material readily available?

9 times out of 10, I don't read on the crapper, unless there's reading material already in the stall. There usually isn't.

love the insight from donk

Fecal matter usually grabs my attention..

why hasn't suited responded? the pooper is his specialty.

He's too busy studying my poop.. I dropped a long in his toilet just a few moments ago

For me its Barnes and Noble and its 10 out 10. Maybe there is something with the smell of all that paper that triggers fecal movement.

Anal phermones(sp?)?

How the hell did someone manage to post reading material before me? Damn my slow DSL at work

at least you get DSL at work

I work for the government and they won't spring for anything more than dial-up...now something is wrong there

For me it's Best Buy. 9 out of 10 times when I walk into Best Buy I gotta poop.

I think it's because I get so excited with all the gadgets, toys and electronics that my system kicks into hyper mode...

When I look at porn or make porn I always have to poop afterwards..

love the new av

I was busy......pooping.



I thought that was you. I'd know that shit anywhere.

Why do they call it taking a dump? I mean, you're not really taking it anywhere. I hate that.

i went to cal state long beach and the best bathroom was kind of a faculty one on the 5th floor. that was the ultimate on-campus poop.

When I used to go to porn shops I would always have to poop as soon as I walked through the door. Most of them had keyed locks, and they would attach the key to some encyclopedia sized sign that said bathroom key, and I never understood either of those things. I brought that up at work one time, and nobody really understood why I thought the porn poop reflex was funny. Their loss.

You're into scat though, so it's understandable.

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Well if you are a college student then I have got the answer, and if your not a college student then wtf are u doing in the library. Ok, so I would go to the library like 5-6 days a week and I always had the same problem. Now my pooping was from one of two causes:

1) Coffee - oh boy was it ever. But there were days when I went w/o coffee and still had to poo, which is where #2 comes in.

2) I think that I conditioned myself to poo inorder to get myself out of studying even if it was only for a short break. Think about it, it may be the source of your library pooing dilema.

If you have anymore poo questions the following book can answer most of them (I highly recommend it):
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detai...book_38379582_1


-Poo Philosopher

they pump something through the vents to make you poo... its happen to me numerus times...

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