As a former child, I feel it is my duty to make sure that the good candy is handed out. It will be a wonderful day when Kids no longer fear getting raisins, or those black and orange taffy things. Thats why each kid that comes by my place gets a miniature Baby Ruth, and two small Nerds packages.

I've been handing out hard candy to the kids that are trick-or-treating in my office. They all seem so diappointed.

apples w/ razorblades

I will buy a bag of candy and give out the shit stuff first and hope that there are enough Kit Kats left for later

but I absolutely abhor Halloween so the kids should be thankful that I give out candy to begin with

Chocolate Rain.

candy makes you dandy

I don't give out any candy personally but my mom would always give starburst, M&Ms, snickers, milky way, twix, kit kats, butterfingers.. The works.. and they were the normal sized ones so people would come by 2-3 times.


Now that I'm at school, I have no clue if she still gets the door. I'd assume so.



I've never seen a Kit Kat wrapper like this one...ohh I guess it's a UK Kit Kat.

good one.

i just send kids to the candy tree.

I could really go for some cupcakes and some peanut butter cups right about now.

I give out special "treats" to the young ones..


Yes.... they enjoy my candy

I just toss a few of these in each kid's bag:

We have been giving out the following:

Kit Kats
Snickers
Skittles
Starburst
Nestle Crunch

He's right to warn you, I feed on children...

Snickers
Reeses Carmel cups
Reeses PB cups
Reeses Pieces
Reeses Crispy Crunchy Bar ---surprisingly good
3 Musketeers
M & M's-peanut
Hershey's milk chocolate bars
Starbursts ----so fucking lame but some kids don't do chocolate.
Butterfinger
MilkyWay bars





I better get some damn trick or treaters this year.

Mixed bag of double bubble and gummies. When I was a kid, I would fill 2 pillow cases on Halloween.

Had 15 or more kids so far.

milky ways, twix, reeses pb cups, and some gummy something-or-others that were cheap. last year i had 3 kids show up. the 3rd kid was happy cause he got damn near everything. totally hit his gutshot on the river.

Tootsie rolls.

Twix
Milky Way
Resses peanut butter cups.....

so I can eat leftovers

One house I lived in during college my roomies and I went and bought all kinds of righteous candy to give out and didn't get a single trick or treater. not one.
So for the next year I saved all my condiment packets from taco bell, mcdonald's etc and gave them out the following year.
six kids were sorely disappointed that year my friends. little bastards.

I live at the end of a dead-end gravel road. We have the only kids. We don't get kids coming to our house.

We take our kids to another neighborhood, where I used to live.

I haven't gone trick or treating around my college, but when i was in high school and in junior college me and my buddues would trick or treat around UC Santa Cruz campus (hippies), and we would score weed and booze. Even some old people would laugh at us for being so old and still trick or treating, so they would give us booze also.

Tootsie Rolls
Mini Oreos
Ring Pops
Gummy Fast Food shaped candies
Twix
Kit Kats
Scary shaped suckers

I dont believe you. Can you post a pic of you consuming one of these scary suckers for proof?

Sorry, I don't think I have any left after handing them out. I did just eat a sugar-free popsicle...one of those phallic shaped ones in Orange Crush flavor.

When I was a kid, we were pretty poor. Every Halloween, there was always this one Hawaiian guy who would give out full size candy bars (needless to say, when we were breaking into cars or vandalizing shit, that dude had the absolute fucking immunity idol)

I always said that if I ever had a buck or two, I'd do the same thing when I grew up..

Still haven't grown up, but this year, King Size Snickers bars, bitches.... The kids go home and change costumes to try and roll me for another round.

Four trick or treaters including a kid around six in a t-shirt, jeans and tennis shoes who claimed to be a rock star. Kid had attitude so it was pretty sweet.


Who wants a few pounds of candy?

Condoms.




























Hey, they are mint flavored, fun for kids of all ages.

Where have you been?

On a coyote run to mexico. You need a house keeper? I got a cheap one for ya.

Is your business big enough to handle exports.

why, you got a daughter you want to sell into white slavery or somethin'? I hope she's blonde, you get way more for blondes.

I would like to start the bidding at one hundred dollars.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

This is why you're highly-respected. Every word.

I might be interested.






Seriously.

TPIWWP


And I handed out Big League Chew. Balla!

My kids made out like bandits last night. Full size candy bars, cans of pop, microwave popcorn..


The best part of trick or treating is raiding their candy bags while theyre at school.

Or sleeping.
Or in the basement.
Or playing GameCube.
Or outside on the trampoline.
Or at soccer practice.

I have four, and there's only who *doesn't* royally suck at defending the candy.

half the kids who showed up last night weren't even wearing costumes (or maybe the ones they were wearing just sucked so bad i couldn't tell). i gave out more/better stuff to the kids that at least tried. i felt bad giving anything to the kid wearing a t-shirt and jeans collecting candy in his backpack, and didn't even say "trick or treat." now that's just lazy...on second thought i should have given him the most...

Burn,baby burn.....Kill Whitey.

Some lady was handing out quarters.

Not as in, 2, or a few- a quarter- per kid. Now, I can do math and can see how that could add up, but to me that's just lazy. It's like people that give gift cards at Christmas- what, you can't stand in a candy aisle and not be overwhelmed by the choices? Just put some candy in the cart and and freakin buy it. My

Thats kinda sad tho. I mean, ALL kids love to dress up on Halloween, even if its a poorly put together costume. But when I see kids who arent dressed up I assume (which, I know, I shouldnt do) that his or her parents arent invloved enough with their kids, or perhaps dont have the money to purchase a costume. The latter isnt really an excuse tho, as I could whip up about 20 different costumes just using household items.

Just sad to see kids not dressed up on Halloween, is all.

We only got about 50 kids. I would say 80% of them tried. The other 20% were week. Sadly for them we give out candy by appearance. The cute 4 yr old in the really cool witches costume got one of each candy (we had 5 I think). The 12 year old who put a boller on his head , he got a starburst.

and the black kids just went hungry huh

It a hard knock life, for us.

50 kids showed up, one was half black. Gave him an opened Kit Kat bar.