So I am in the home stretch for my 5000th post and I have decided to mark the occasion with a post that is sort of like an autobiography...I will reveal a lot about myself with respect to a lot of topics, obviously focusing on hockey and poker since this is FCP....I guarantee you guys that it will be interesting and thought provoking to find out something about the real Serge and my past...I have actually thought about writing a book and this will be like a condensed version of the book that will come to print in the next couple of years..

A lot of you dont know who I really am , all you see is the goofy, sometimes stupid posts and rants that I make on here. Some people hate me for these posts, some people ridicule me and then a few of you are amused...However the Serge you read about on here is not the real Serge and the 5000th post will provide a little snippet into my life and my past and upbringing..

To the moderators I realize technically this can be viewed as off topic however there will be a lot of hockey content and I appreciate if you let me bend the rules just this one time in the hockey forum...I was going to wait to post this monumental post when the Leafs won the Cup , however (insert joke here)....With the current pace of my posts we might achieve this milestone sometime before Christmas, maybe sooner depending on how much posts I make...

I understand some of you may not care, however some of you may find it amusing and interesting..I appreciate your time..

Thanks

Lock it up!

I have begun writing already....I am excited.

roenick: 500
serge: 5000

first to...?

only 968 to go. Dam I have to start spamming on here to get my post count up.

I think I might hit 20k before serge hits 5k.

I read on the internet that he reveals that he's having an affair with Kyle Wellwood. Someone in the leafs organization leaked the surprise ending..... or was that the happy ending?

I cant comment on the validity on those rumours..

Home stretch = on pace for breaking though in July 08?

it should be a lot quicker than that...My posts in the summer months dont move as much, however hockey season its on overdrive...

over/under is December 16 2007

understandable

BAN

here's a breakdown of his posts

20 Leaf games between now and than

20*10 posts a game =200
4 of those games are against the habs 4*10 extra post 200+40=240
3 of those games will be Iam freakin speechless how the hell did the Leafs lose I can't post loses -30
3 of those games will be how the hell did the Leafs win that game +30 evens out
At least 20 posts on Wellwood coming back plus 10 more on Tucker coming back so 200+40-30+30+30=270

Now he will post at least once in the sports betting section everyday so 270+60=330
Gruven and DigM should piss him off at least 15 more times which each will have 5 post for each piss off 330+75=405

Now the final this one is below the belt the Iam leaving post thread which will take place after a 7 game losing streak good for another 20 posts total 425
Oh ya the Iam back post good for another 15

Grand Total 440
Iam on the after Dec 16 bet

On track for 500


+1

I look forward to it Serge!

Over 4000 posts on an internet forum?

Get a life, loser!

Lol...that had me literally laughing...

lol...I am still a puppy amongst the legends like you , Zach and Dale..


I dont post much in the othe forums though...

race?

i'll take the over for 10?

When I read this thread title, I thought it referred to how many days until he had to ship DM $5000 for that massive prop bet they have going. I'm disappointed.

Good catch / well played.

DM has no shot in winning that bet...and he knows it

Yes, I'm famous for making bets I have no chance at winning.

Me too....

UPDATE...only 873 posts to go...I am now positive we are way ahead of schedule...

If my future book is made into a movie who will play Serge???

Already we have had one tv appearance of Serge being played by Gruven...

I am leaning towards Ben Affleck or Mike Matusow...

Rodney Dangerfield (back from the dead apparently).

i get no respect I tell you...NO RESPECT

I'm laughing out loud at the last 2 posts, ahahaha.

We are 414 away now...The post is going to be epic, it will surprise some people.....

You are as good at math as you are at hockey discussions....



(you are at 4388 as I post this)

No wonder he thinks the Leafs will have enough points to make the playoffs.

as you would know Mr Moderator..Posts numbers change...when I wrote it , in that moment in time it was correct...

sort of like the Penguins were a good team at one moment in time...

serge, even now you are only at 4390. that is still 610 away!

Is it your goal to make yourself look as dumb as possible?

no i was just pointing out your mistake..which as usual you dont admit to..

Do you seriously think you're right still?

there is no point in arguing...When I wrote the post my number was correct..however I wrote more posts after it for it to change my number...

simple actually....

unless you've deleted about 150 posts today serge then that number couldnt possibly be right.

Your a genious.

"Genious."

Dammit. Fast-posted.

ok now i realize that I made a mistake...

nice hand

470 left..I am putting the finishing touches to the story...

It wont be too long now...

Is the story going to be like "The Hockey Sweater" where the kid cries because he received a Leafs jersey instead of the Habs?

Hahahaha, I don't care who ya are, that's funny.

I totally forgot about that book but it was great.

I particularly did not find it amusing...And obviously its science fiction..

Serge any relation to this Bogosian kid playing for the Petes?

I like to say yes..but no relation...last name spelled a little different..

But I am excited as it looks like he will be the first Armenian in the NHL...And from what i have read and seen the kid is a player...

"It wont be too long now ... " means
1) Another month or so.
2) tonight
3) tomorrow
4) sometime this week.

I just can't handle the suspense.