I miss you. Mary Poppins.

Uh oh.

See you know why speedz rules other than the epic I love you Daniel debacle

Much as I've tried to brown nose my way up the ladder - if i posted this I'd get 103 deserved flames as the dude who starts too many stupid threads

but this will get 100 joyous responses and deservedly so

my hat is off to you sir!

This thread delivers.

No way.

Speedz is just a forum troll who starts worthless threads and starts e-fights for no other reason than to make himself look tough.

Id spit in his eye if I ever met that simple fuck.

Hiyooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing's bringing me down tonight, baby. Not even eyespit.

God Dammit.


I'm gonna have to try this from a different angle.




Speedz is the love of my life and I want to have 15 of his babies and name them all Ira.

Man, Ive gotta work on my angles.

but weeeeeeeee anyway!!

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Sorry about the car, but happy everything else worked out for you. It's amazing how many people I know who have ties to SD. Anyway, now that your safe, back to wanting you to come try and kick me in the throat azn.

Thanks MB, appreciate it. I'll probably need to do some stretching before I deliver a lethal Dragon roundhouse kick to the throat.

Better stretch well, because in case you have forgotten, there's only one combat veteran in this fight.

Ok Rambo. You know this would be hand to hand right? Not you and the entire Marine Corps vs me in this hypothetical scrap.

i got your back, boieeeeee

You're supposed to swallow.

I go by John now, and I wouldn't need any help with you.

Never fear the loudmouth, it's the one's that say nothing should scare you.

I wish I was hanging with Mary Poppins right now.

Damn you, Speedz.

Yeah, I need to take it easy on that. I finally got a foot in the door with a vet, so within the next month or so I think I'll finally be taking a drug test...or at least it's a possibility.

Since you have a pretty big mouth, consider me not scared at all. Sigh, since there's never any way to prove this, its almost pointless although I have zero doubt in my mind that I would basically give you a pretty good beating, Marine training or not.

The initial, kick you in the throat was an obv. joke, but it seems like this could be some fun.

my popcorn is getting cold here, guys. lets pick up the pace.

I was a Soldier, not a ****ing marine. You would only know the difference between them SD Navy boys only, anyway. I bet you like to go to Squib bars and "**** with them" don't you?

While you stand along the wall, thinking about smoking some sea salted peni, while measuring the size of other mens mouths, hoping those pills you bought off the net will really "make a difference." Faggot.

Why don't you find a map, look for your country (if you even know what it is) and find your way back to where you came from.


Remember, this is the United States of America, and the rest of you are just visiting.

This is, like, the exact opposite of what this thread was supposed to be about.

Wow.

I'm very confused about what is going on in here and I haven't even had a spoonful of sugar to help the medicine go down yet.

there's nothing but love in the "hi shakezuma" thread. just sayin'.

lol @ all this spew. This has nothing to do with my allegiance or love for this country, and in typical Mr. B fashion you start going nuts over something that wasn't even discussed and off on some Northeastern wannabe Guido tangent. FWIW, one of my best friends was a Marine that was shipped off to Fallujah from the beginning of the heavy fighting. I have the utmost respect for what the troops have done for our country/their sacrifice, but this is a whole other issue.

I think plain and simple you're a piece of shit. You take things and exacerbate them in your puny little head. If you ever do make it to San Diego and you want to throw down, I'm all for it, I welcome it. The sad thing is you spun a joke that your brain couldn't wrap itself around and turned it into a dick swinging competition. You're not dealing with your typical meely mouth faggot thats just going to let you talk your outrageous bullshit and make all kinds of off the wall comments.

You assume to know my background and what I'm capable of, which is fine, but since I'm so much better than you in the life department, cheers.

PS: So this isn't totally off topic, yo Derek!

So, you're an atypical meely mouthed faggot?

P.s. I like your style.

I am sitting 3 out 10 in a $4.40 right now. How is everyone else doing tonight?

going home to a baby-free house for an additional unexpected night tonight. starting to miss the little bugger.

NO COMMENTS DIRECTED TOWARDS ME WHILE IM ON THE PILLS, NOT WHILE IM IN THE FUCKIN' ZONE BROSKI.

JAGAH BOMBS

Will someone please, have the decency, to punch me in the face.

Niiiiiiiice.



Even nicer.

[POINTING AT YOU]

FUCKIN SKANK

when you talk like this, I wish I was a sea salted peni

speedz' post where he said nothing was mighty scary. just sayin'.

You know what this is? This is my new fuckin' hair cut..know what that means? I'm gettin' some fuckin' pussy tonight.. My boys--they're coming out.. they all got the same hair cut.. they're getting some fuckin' pussy tonight.

YEAH I TAKE STEROIDS, I EAT THAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER. YEAH I FUCKING GRUNT WHEN I GET MY SWELL ON AT THE GYM THATS CAUSE EVERYONE SHOULD FUCKIN SEE HOW JACKED AND TAN I AM.

YEAH THIS COLLAR'S POPPED, CAUSE I'M THE FUCKING MAN, AND EVERY ONE SHOULD KNOW IT



FUCKIN SKANKS

3 out of 3 now. Gah!

Edit: make that 1 out of 2

this fits here in a horizontal association type of way

and this too


edit: found new url for 1st

FUCKIN' SKANKS

Weeee! I won!

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Total Prize Pool: $720.00
Tournament started - 2007/10/29 - 15:34:47 (ET)

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the 2nd one works for me and the first one I found at a different url and edited above

I just missed the connection on the second one?

it's a parody of the first one. both are douchey which I associate with the guido thing.

Wow. Just wow.



Oh, and nice cash, Steve.

weeeeeee!