So I drove through on my way home tongiht. I ask for no lettuce on my tacos, because I hate lettuce. SO I get home and BAM, theres a fuckin salad in my taco. Enough lettuce to feed ten rabbits. So I drive back up there and demand they remedy the mistake. Why you ask? Cause fuck them, thats why.

I said NO SALT!

You should walk in there with a baseball bat and ask them if they would like a fractured skull. When they say no, give it to them anyway.

When I order from a place that serves crap,I don't really expect much more than just that. This applies here. At Mortons,I expect a good medium rare. At Applebees,I know it will be well done,doesn't matter what I say.

fuck you and your fanbcy applebees meals.

just complain and you'll get a new taco and some free shit

I dont want any free shit. I just want my food, as I ordered it, and I dont want no fuckin' mistakes or excuses.

Go to a better place or expect mediocrity.

I hate you.

Anybody who has ever worked in food service,hates you.Die.

Maybe I dont have the money for some fancy Applebees meal. Can the destitute not expect quality service? Are we not people too? You racist swine.

McDonald's is right down the street. No you cannot expect quality service.



but I do like Applebees

applebees' 2fers are always a good thing

I've probably eaten at Taco Bell at least 782 times in my life, and I can't even think of 5 times that they have screwed up my order. Maybe they just love me because I'm the coolest guy in the world, or maybe because I order the same thing almost anytime...who knows.

I worked at Taco Bell for 2 years when I was in high school, and I rarely ever screwed up on someones order. So it totally pisses me off that now EVERY FUCKING TIME I GO THERE THEY FUCK UP MY ORDER. I know for a fact that it doesn't take even a sub average IQ to work there. blah LFT just thing about it.

Maybe the mexicans in green bay speak spanglish.

Someone better notify Ripley's.

Morton's is the most overrated restaurant in the world. I've been 3 times (3 different locations) and on each occasion my steak has been sub-par and poorly cooked, twice the sides have been lukewarm, and...I guess that's it.

I'll put strychnine in the water...

I just ate at mortons for the first time in Sacramento and it was amazing, top 3 steaks I've ever had. Mesa Grill was still the best.

How do you know you didn't fuck up? Just cause they didn't bring it back, doesn't mean it wasn't wrong. And if you know you fucked it up, why did you still give it to the customer?

When I go to Taco Bell they screw up my order about 60% of the time in a good way. I always get a side of nacho cheese for my food, they usually just toss the chips in for free and make it an order of nachos.

In high school, my friend Paul used to eat Taco Bell like 4 times a day. To the extent that he started dating a chick who worked there, just for free burritos. Well, the bitch said she couldn't or she'd get fired. He dumped her, citing that she had to be lying. Well, a friend of of my roommate's girlfriend, Megan -- she says they used to hang out, and she got her free shit all the time. Twat.

OK. Can I have the number six, with
romaine instead of iceberg lettuce...


...sprouts if they're fresh,
and a mustard vinaigrette?


No. You can have
what's on the menu, though.


- Can I have an Evian with lemon?
- I got tap water with ice.


Fine.



When it comes to fast food, you either have to order what they're used to making, accept that they're going to fuck it up all to hell if you don't order what they're used to making, or just stop going there at all. You don't get excellent, consistent service and quality when you're paying $6 for dinner from a guy that makes $7 an hour.

$6?! It costs me less than $3 to leave full to the point of possible vomiting.

Yeah, but I'm fat.

You should date a chick who works there, then, if it reall costs that much.

Just don't date that gut-tease, Becky Sanders -- at best, she'll give you half off the cinnamon twists, and then tell you she's on her period when you move in for the Beef and Potato.

Man, I couldn't even type that name with a straight face. I'd go back and come up with a name that doesn't sound so fake, but I'm amused by it. I picture the kid from the Wonder Years would've had a crush on her or something.

Winnie Cooper is going to be on my local news later this morning pitching some book she wrote about how it's ok for little girls to like math or some shit.

True story, funny coincidence that you're bringing up the Wonder Years literally 2 minutes after they mentioned it on TV.

I didn't used to like her, until I learned she was a well-respected mathematician, and now I have a thing for her. Does that make me a nerd? It's a possibility I began to suspect around the time I won the Goosebumps Challenge.

This seems like a good place for my rant.

Oh so you get there one minute after closing and expect me to let you in? Well **** you! Oh, your banging on the door now? Oh, so if I don't sell you this alcohol you won't be able to drink your remaining 4 teeth rotten tonight? Well you should have thought of that before you got here at 8:01pm. You ******* scum pos.

She was back on How I Met Your Mother this week.......lookin' hot as hell.

Bad Taco Forum is Down The Street!!!

My Taco Hell story:

A couple of years ago, they forgot part of my order ( a chili cheese burrito, if I remember corectly). I was dining in, so I went up to the girl at the register and politely told her about their mistake. She went and fixed it for me herself. A few hours later, I had the worst case of vomitting and shitting in my life.

As I was kneeling over the toilet, I realized that the biatch had gone straight from the cash register to making my burrito without washing her hands first. It took me about a year to finally eat there again.

I hope you all realize the fine people at Taco Bell have spent countless hours and man-specific research to find out what exactly makes a tasty taco. Who the fuck are you to play God and question it? If you don't like a specific ingredient that's too bad. Those tireless employees have trained hard and long to know there's a 1/2 oz of lettuce in that taco. You trying to take that away from them?? You want a taco with no lettuce? You want a meximelt hold the pico de gallo sauce? YOU WANT A CHICKEN CHALUPA WITH NO CHEESE......well take it, IT'S YOURS!!! just don't expect them to take your special needs to heart and ensure proper delivery of your customized "order". This is not Burger King; you can not have it "your way". This........is.......Taco Bell!

"Never go through the drive up. Ya know why? Because you always get Fuucked in the drive through!"

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I'm sorry you had to witness that outburst. I simply can not stay calm under pressure as you have.

I learned a valuable lesson just after I got my license going through McDonalds... Always peek at your customized meal prior to exiting the parking lot.

You can get your license at McD's too? Stinking canada (yeah, I didn't even capitalize your backwards country)

It gets worse. I had the runs this morning. Although I do feel pretty light and free right now, so I got that going for me.

LOL, I was just refreshing the page after I read your post... It's cool mate, outbursts release the tension. Oh, and to remain on topic...I never ate at Taco Bell in my whole life. I'm kinda curious now.

Also, that's a nasty armlock in your sig. Is it jiu jitsu?

Yes, it's a flying armbar. quite nasty.

And I'll give you two guys, a friendly piece of advise, ok? Don't ever go up to the drive-thru, ok? Always walk up to the counter. You know why? Ok, ok, ok, ok. They fuck you at the drive-thru, ok? They fuck you at the drive-thru. They know you gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked, ok? They know you're not gonna turn around and go back. So, they don't care. Who that's fucked? Oh, Leo Getz. Ok, sure. I don't give a fuck. I'm not eating this tuna, ok?

QFT

Mortons is sh*t.

Ponderosa or Golden Corral FTW!!!

Fuck that. Outback Steakhouse... AINEC.

I don't recall ordering a cocktail at Ponderosa or GW.

The Brown Derby

I think the below is what you were after.



Thank you, I can't believe it took this many replies before someone posted it.

http://www.tacobell.com/legal/feedback.asp

You should fill this out and post their response.

Dear SuitedAces21,

A letter of your recent visit to our Taco Bell franchise has reached my desk. As managing supervisor of our legal department, I am taking personal responsibility for our response. Understandably, you were upset upon finding lettuce on your taco; however, please let me remind you that we pay wages ranging from $6.50 up to $8.00 per hour to the sledges of high school students who couldn't honestly care less about your meal as they are considering the next best way to get in the pants of the drive-thru girl. Here's a cold hard dish of reality. It's a taco. Lettuce is rather dry. Simply take your index finger (hey, we have thumbs, too) and make a little scoop. Remove the lettuce with said finger. voila!! There you have a taco with no lettuce. Also, next time you order a taco with sour cream but we ring it up as a taco supreme with no tomatoes, please don't give us a hard time and ask for management. If you take one second from your hissy fit, you'll find they are both the exact same thing, but we try to help you by making it about 4 cents cheaper because sour cream is extra you know. You don't thank us for that and frankly we don't ask for it. So, please shut your face and eat what we give you.

Thank you,

Taco Bell Legal Department

What, you think I'm some fuckin' snitch? Well, Buster Brown, I aint NO FUCKIN SNITCH.

Outback : Steak
1) Taco Bell : authentic Mexican Food
2) Dominoes : tasty pizza
3) Subway : high quality sandwiches
4) all of the above