I'm not sure if this will catch on or not, but I thought I would throw it out there. I am trying to become a scriptwriter and one night I was at the book store and I bought this book called the official movie plot generator, which basically is a book seperated into 3 sections, 30 cards each, to help with plots. Now what you do is you choose 3 numbers between 1 and 30. You could pick the same 3 numbers, but that would be boring (If you choose 3 of the same number, it ends up being an actual movie made.) Using 2 of the same numbers isn't so bad, but 3 different numbers seems to have the best results. For example.....

5-27-6 turns out to be...


A Ruthless Mafia Kingpin battles problem flatulence with a cunning elf, an obese ogre, and a belligerent dwarf...


Some of them come out stupid, but some are freaking funny. So my thoughts are, whoever wants to try it out, put 3 numbers in a post between 1 and 30 (Must be whole numbers) and I'll list what the plot is....

2 6 9

Ewww your gross

A Single Mom's quest for a dragon's treasure in an action-packed epic filled with elaborate, acrobatic kung-fu fight sequences

You can also try it online yourself.

Some of them can get pretty funny.

this thread sux!

What can I say, I'm bored at work and need to look busy lol

12 - 29 - 5

Interesting........ lol

A crackhead rescues a group of american P.O.W.'s in the heart of amish country

That's the book!

Crap, I didn't even need to buy it! lol

Oh nevermind, it's just a sample.... cool though

7 - 11 - 16

I like this one I randomly came up with on the website:

"A group of orthodox Rabbis become nannies for a conservative, aristrocratic family and in the process learn the true meaning of Christmas"

COMING DECEMBER 2007 - "Kosher Christmas with the Kranks"

Well this certainly sounds like a hit at the box office if I ever saw one! A true, heartwarming family classic!

A fraternity of lovable slobs, misfits and drunks become a nanny for a conservative aristocratic family in a blood-filled teen slasher

19-9-7

Alrighty... lol

The ultimate Crime-Fighting indestructable cyborg takes on an army of evil ninjas despite being admonished by a crusty old dean

1 2 3 ?

6-12-18

Agh! Wrong wrong wrong....

A cop who doesn't play by the rules raises a baby in two hours of the raunchiest hardcore porno action ever seen

An ancient and powerful wizard coaches a hapless little league baseball team in 1954 baltimore (Based on the pulitzer prize winning novel)

FYP

It's Gold Jerry.. It's Gold!!

I can see it now.... lol

It really makes me want to write more. I sure wish I didn't have to do this whole "Work" thing. It gets in the way of so many things.

From the website:

An adorable panda cub discovers the wonders of self pleasure deep in the Compton Ghetto.

I'd go see it.

Or....

A mafia kingpin discovers the wonders of self pleasure in order to save the local synagogue.

Cross cultural feel good hit of the year.

It's one of those movies that make you feel all warm and fuzzy all over

LOL I clicked the link and came up with this:
A group of orthodox rabbis, coaches a little league baseball team to pay off gambling debts

11 13 19

LOL!!!

Bigfoot hits the karaoke circuit shown in spectacular 3-d Imax!

13 - 7 - 21

A flamboyantly gay hairdresser indulges in beer bashes, toga parties and an assortment of ill-advised high jinks set to an all-star 80's soundtrack featuring air supply, journey and survivor!

I know you said it ends up a real movie if you use the same number... but let's see 6-6-6.

from the website i got "A Ruthless Mafia Kingpin Fights Crime to Pay Off a Gambling Debt"

starring carrot top as Tony Bagofdoughnuts

it could work

I'm not sure which movie it is, but alot of fantasy movies fit this lol...

An Ancient and powerful wizard quests for a dragon's treasure with a cunning elf, an obese ogre, and a belligerent dwarf

We're going to have to address the Amish problem one of these days.

Mark

I really wanna see this movie now...

27 1 12 please

from the website I randomly made...

an adorable panda comes out of the closet to save the local synagogue

That's actually what I was thinking..that wouldn't be half bad. I liked Connie and Carla alot,I would probably like this movie. Especially if the soundtrack could have this song on it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xYQBTwP3t0 Notice the keytar and the Mother of all mullets. I just nut in my pants.

LMAO I want to see this!!

A group of cantankerous senior citzens fight crime in order to pay off a gambling debt