Hi everyone,

Recently I've been the victim of looking at shock sites that I thought were real links couretsy of my friend Jon. These links look like real websites like thewillpower.org which I thought was some sort of help group that adverties on t.v. It's actually a guy sucking his own dick. Anyway, I've tried to get him back but he always googles the links before he looks at them so I haven't been able to get him yet. The only links he opens are ones with metacafe or youtube in the name. I need either acess to a website for a couple of days or a way to redirect the link. Any suggestions?

I remember middle school. Ah, memories of being sexually awkward.

? What do you think I'm in middle school? I'm in college. I'm just trying get back at him.

I THINK he was being sarcastic, but thats just my guess...

bad response, do not read..... it's not worth your time... stop reading this.. okay, I don't have any ideas.

To be fair to your friend, if you can suck your own dick, you really don't have any need for a help group.

Print out enough pictures of tubgirl to cover his car, and glue them to it with superglue.

EDIT: I would never do this in real life, this is just an internet suggestion, to be taken FWIW.

Send him links on AIM, only when it says the text to display the link as us something like http://www.espn.com/storyID459687 and say it's a story about his favorite team. He probably won't notice that that's the text displayed and not the actual link and click on it. I do this to my roommates all the time with meatspin.com (and did it once on here and got bounced for 2 weeks)

Actually printing out one huge picture and glue'n it to his car like puzzle pieces would be much funnier IMO.

Wow.

If this is your response to a CLEARLY sarcastic reply, it is no wonder you fall for your friend's HOWLINGLY FUNNY practical jokes. You guys must be a scream at parties.

(just giving you a hard time dude - don't take it too seriously)

If you can get into his car soap up all of his windows from the inside except for right in front of his driver windown, and enough to see out the side windows. He will still be able to get where he is going but it will be a bitch to clean.

It doesn't work for me in aim. How did you do it?

On a side note, I'm very sarcastic in person but it's kinda hard to pick up on it here.

Just tell him (you) that you (him) are actually him (you) from the future and he (you) doesn't (don't) find this funny at all.

You know how people used to order pizza for delivery to people who hadn't ordered it? Do the same thing with an escort service and you can prank two people at the same time! Your friend and the person who is dumb enough to let you use their CC and related info to arrange said prank. Nothing is funnier than hanging out with your friend while he's looking over his shoulder, waiting for the enforcer from the escort service to come for him, while your other buddy tells the sotory of how an escort came to his house by mistake and Dad answered the door and she ripped him a new one for wasting his time. A million...nay, dare I say, a brazillion laughs!

I'm going to go ahead and give you permission to prank me.

I'll PM you guys when my wife is out of town and I would like to be "pranked" also

just toss a bunch of sleeping pills in his drink and then take a dump on his face.

I pranked him... to death with a tire iron.

FYP

get his sister pregnant

Get on his computer, take a screen shot, make it the background, hide the menu bar and watch as he tries to use his computer.

I've seen this done befoer, its pretty good.

Open word on hs computer. Turn on Auto Replace for the word "The" to be replaced by "The King has Left the Building". Every time he types the word "the" in Word it will be replaced. When he says "WTF?!?" tell him he has the Elvis Virus.

Yea, you're average user will be totally lost.