The time has come to start planning/getting shit together for Halloween. Since we're all just e-friends, any good idea someone has can be used by anyone without fear of seeing each other in the real world. Throw out some good costume ideas. I'm looking for ideas for between 1 and like 10 people, guys and girls mixed if need be.

Free bottle of Kamchatka and a happy ending if I/we go with your idea. This thread should be very beneficial, especially to all the virgin Sickies.

Isn't Halloween the time where once a year you can dress up and be something that you'd never get to be in normal life (well most of us), like a slutty nurse, a slutty astronaut whore, or basically anything slutty? In following this tradition I'm going to transform myself into something that I would never be for the other 364 days of the year.

Yes, you got it, I'm going to be black. It will be a planned day of self-inflicted misery, whining for equality, writing my own raps, and probably getting excessively drunk to cheap booze and begging for stakes at the casino. Scratch all that, I'll probably sleep for 15 hours of the day and then go smack a hoe.

What a glorious day it will be.

don't shave for a few days, get a cane, and be a prick to everyone and you'll be House.

actually. Scratch that you'd have to be funnnnnnyyyy...


I guess you could do Wilson instead.

But, you'd have to be good with the laaaadies...


If you're a husky fella you could get a white/grey wig and be John Madden (or Frank Caliendo being John Madden). And, just talk about Brett Favre all night. Seems kinda cheap to just steal that routine for a costume though.


You could use the evening to free your secret desire to be a rapist. I mean it's Halloween so when you tell people you're a rapist and dropping stuff in their drinks, they can't be too freaked out. This is probably only funny to me

Nothing creepy about this post.

i was a rubix cube last year. Made the costume in like 1.5 hours and it rocked!
I am also looking for ideas this year so keep them comming folks.

I'm so bad at Halloween. One year I went to a goth-themed party as a hippie. I don't know what to tell ya, buy an iPhone and go as Donald Trump or something.

run the mover (sorry) is freakin me out right now.

Would it be tacky to dress up as your own mattress? I'm sure you can get some flourecent yellow paint at a hobby store. I doubt you know a single living soul that won't get it.

If nothing else, it's a good excuse to get some freshman bombed out of her mind and force her to stumble around with you all night.

this is a great idea. Even better, you could go as a pedophile. what a great costume! and you could just be like "look people, its just halloween, its only a costume! I wouldn't normally have sex with this 12 year old girl, but I have to stay in character!" Yeah. Its not funny only to you, but probably very creepy to everybody but us.

Can someone explain to me what Halloween actually celebrates. I could prolly google but this seems like a good place to ask.

FYP

Satan. is broccoli

Wear your grungiest clothes, smoke a lot of pot and go as hippies. Or you could all rent white tuxes, wear a lot of bling and pretend you're part of Kanye's posse.

I remember injuring my foot one Halloween, the same year San Fran had the earthquake. I just went to the party and told people I was an earthquake victim.

Oh, you should be that "leave Brittney Spears alone" guy. You could wear eye make-up and go around saying, "leave Brittney Spears alone." Those who got it would think it was hilarious.

We actually have a "Pigtails & Pedophiles" party so I don't want to do that twice. During Facial Hair February we don't shave at all, and then shave the scuzziest mustaches possible on March 1st and dress up like pedophiles. It's a great time for all.

oh, damn. well then, paint yourself red and go as a herpes blister.

Kind of makes me wish I was pretty enough to pull it off...

Easy choice:

"Which one of these is not like the other.... which one of these doesn't fit...?"

hahahaha, what the hell?

im going as lt. jim dangle (dude with the short shorts) from reno 911. should be pretty funny.

like video games? go as a cast from your favorite game or franchise. friends and i have talked about going as chatacters from the game Tetris Attacks!

on the other hand, we've tossed around the idea of going as mitch hedberg. perhaps you and your friends could go as a group of comics. i've also thought of going as Toby from "the office," but that has yet toby determined.

Douchebag. Garbage bag over your body with dozens of douches attached to it.

A few guys I knew went as Mario, Luigi, and Wario. Could be pretty sweet if done well.

You could always go as a bloody tampon... wrap yourself in cotton with a rope on top and splash with red. INSTANT COSTUME!!! BOWFLEX!!! OAKLEY!!!

Full brown liatard + Brown shoes + plus brown shoe polish and you go as poo



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Some good ones from the party I was at last year and others from the past:

Wear a shirt with a big letter "P" on it, and blacken one eye - Black Eyed Pea

Skeleton body suit, with a bikini over it, big sunglasses, head band - Nicole Richie

Hipster clothes, shaved head, headphones, carry a tea pot - Moby

Yellow rain gear and rain hat - Gorton's Fisherman

Wear a "Hello my name is Tom" sticker and look up skirts and down blouses - Peeping Tom

I'll remember some others but these were fun.

You should go as a slutty pirate wench.

So what does a slut go as?

My wifes friend (female) ratted out her hair, broke a high heel show, tore her clothes and wore really messed up make up and went as the morning after, to this day one of the best female outfits I have ever seen.

Whore

But what does a whore go as?

Madonna.

Madonna?




Or Madonna??

The douchebag idea is fairly clever.

I might also be able to do the John Madden thing because I can kinda do the voice.

They're not the same?

I was beat incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

I assumed you were going to say she went as Courtney Love.

She has blond hair and pretty big lips, most people thought she was Courtney Love...Good Call!

I did this four years ago.

I showed up without a costume and my buddies girlfriend threw it together at the last minute. I did get my picture taken by more hot chicks then I ever have before in one night though.

I also used the line, "I bet you never danced with a tampon before" and it got her out on the floor.



The last time I actually dressed up for Halloween all my friends and I went as the Flintstones. I was Fred and it was an awesome night until I had to drive home with all the passed out drunks. Man my legs were sore the next day.

Ba dum - Snare

I've got a party to go to for Halloween and I actually just got the Fred costume. My gf is going as Wilma but its a hot little skimpy outfit for her. I also got the Water Buffalo hat to wear with my costume.

nice and double nice

my buddy wore this last year

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I wore this a couple years ago, complete with some fake teeth.

http://www.brandsonsale.com/ca-008939.html

I need to get this for dolfan.

My brother's been pitching Napoleon Dynamite, Uncle Rico, and Kip to me and a friend of his. Napoleon got a little played out, but I think adding the entourage makes it fresh enough.

Also, I'm kind of curious how many people are going to be wearing "Dick in a Box" costumes.

My mother in the law is Mexican and a very good seamstress and I have always wanted to go as one of the Three Amigos, but when I asked her to sew the costume for me, but said I would be behind saying "Sew very old one, sew like the wind" the whole time, she decided against doing it for me. I still don't understand why?

I love that this is the adult country lovin costume. sure would like to see the childrens' version.

Im going as McLovin
Im buying a brown vest and dressing up like him since supposedly i look like him
I kind of do but I dont think its that good of a match

I think this year I'm going as a guy who beats his wife.

Barry Greenstein

You can go as Barry!

I think I'm going to go as either JD from scrubs or Jim from the office.

Go as a jap

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