Yep I still have the car my parents gave me above but as you can see it's kinda lame

And this is not a joke so I just want to make tha clear before I tell you this.

Im going to put rims that are almost two thosand dollars on this peice of ***** car.

I want something that will really stand out to reprezent im a baller...

The reason I dont have a nicer car is I don't want a medicore car unless its a actul balla status car so until then im going to put unreal rims on it.


What I need is some suggestions... Places I can order rims....

I'll spend up to 2k so throw the rim pics on this thread etc..

Here is my first thing I found when I googled chrome rims...

wow, you seem like a really cool guy

Maybe get a license plate that says "fresh". Add a pair of dice for the rear-view mirror. Your car would be so rare. I would gladly accept a ride to Bel Air.

Don't forget to put 2-3k worth of sound in it also.

You will look more stupid driving a $700 car with 2k alloy wheels, than just driving it with the standard wheels. If you really think about it i'm sure you can work out why.

You obviously don't know who you're dealing with.

I just noticed...is that your house in the background?

Don't forget the exhaust.

Dude, everybody knows the only real way to obtain baller status is to have some gold dayton spokes. Duh.

Why not take the $2000 and go play some poker with it....win a bunch of money, because ur supa balla good, and buy a nicer car.


Wait a minute...................didn't you have a turqouise mustang?

all kidding aside you'd have to pay me to take that car

Is it just me, or do other people also think that Ryland is an elaborate joke account? Seriously, it is the ONLY possible explanation....

You must have misunderstood him. He probably meant "turquoise mistake".

Whigger - AINEC!!!!

lol @ gold rims. Niooooce I like

Stuffing your pants with socks is also an excellent way to compensate, and much cheaper.

I like this idea.

Jesus OP, you're such a loser.

parked outside the ol trailer.

best joke account ever.

Thank you. At least someone agrees.

wow no its not an actul pic of it I googled the car I had donks. Not my trailer rofl

If I remember correctly...

buy some land, f*ck spinning rims

Right. Of course it's not. I love how you're ignoring the car and concentrating on the rims to achieve 'balla' status.

I hadn't realized that 'balla' was wigger fanboy slang that meant 'tool'.

Good luck.

Seriously NH Ryalnd... I have never been more confused in my life.

First you have a mustang that you stand in front of in a pic and then you have a sweet Daewoo or Festiva or something infront of yet another trailer?

English still evades you and your going to drop 2k on rims for a car that you probably can't even put them on without suspension modification.

Two Big sarcastic thumbs up!

i dont know why...but i just feel like hurting that kid in your sig


nothing major, just like a crowbar through the face or something

That's a ****ing stupid way to spend your money. Seriously. If I were your mom and you did that, I would never again give you another dime or buy you another gift. Hell, I'd probably kick you out. If you can spend that on rims, you can pay your own rent and buy your own food.

LOVE YOUR SIG!

I love you! I mean...ummm...I mean I love your sig...yeah....ummm...Hall and Oates are the shit.

If you put any kinda of money into pimping that car....you are an idiot. You are literally the exact definition of the people at my highschool that everyone used to make fun of.

ya im glad to see im not the only one confused what happened to this hurtsac mustang you tool.?

This has gotta be the coolest door on a car ever!


http://www.jokeroo.com/extremevideos/disap...g_car_door.html

get a custom plate that says SIIHP

Before you get your rims, get your mouth grill work done. You can't be pimpin without your crunk.

Ooo ooohh... I'm gonna do that!