Dirtydutch
Monday, October 8th, 2007, 3:30 PM
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Monday, October 8th, 2007, 10:30 AM)

During the summer I'd hang out with this guy I worked with sometimes and smoke. And we'd watch this show. His girlfriend was obsessed with it, but we hated it. He would always stand up and pretend he was "mowing them down with a semi-automatic" and we'd die laughing as his girlfriend yelled at us.
You had to be there.
My roommate and I used to toke and watch Top Model with his girlfriend, while I made horrible and lewd comments while we laughed our asses off, and she threw pillows at us and called me racial slurs. The climax came when I said Elyse Sewell was so hot I didn't even have to choke myself while jerking off to her, she called me tiny-pricked slant, I whipped it out and said, "right here," and she threw an 8-pound box of vacuum-cleaner bags at it, which I artfully dodged.
You had to be there.