This tale of high finance and woe is dedicated to Shakezuma _i've tried to add pictures for your added antertainment value - it's long, but I assure you I constantly get myself into more trouble than Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm

Part 1 Starting Like a Champion!

In this episode - there is pain, opiates, and annoying stutterers!!

oh goodie, a long one. I'm gonna be taking a nap here in a minute, but I'll definitely be reading this afterwards.

good story, sir. Well written. Looking forward to more parts.

2nd that. Does it end after the boat trip, or did I miss a link somewhere?

i think he's in the middle of writing it up.

needs more boobs, though.

I'm working on it but it gets painful

thus why it needs the boobs, obv.

Very cool read. When will Part 4 be posted?

I'm going to try to finish it this week - the end is really funny but the middle is kind of technical so i have to work that out

At the end - I get accused of starting a coup and am eventually fired!

You ruined the ending!

I'll commit more time to this when it's not so close to quitting time, but I did want to weigh in with a comment about how fckn hot Julia Stiles is...

oh crap I read this today and forgot to comment about it. comment number 1, I think you should probably lay off the "getting to know people" by chatting with them. doesn't seem to be working for you too well. and comment 2, please finish it, I am in eager anticipation.

I love that the guy who wrote this:


also wrote this:

thank you i needed a long funny story.

I'm digging this. Hurry up with the next installment!