It's about time. Next time any of you refer to that stupid Alanis Morissette song when referencing irony instead of this, I will e-slap you silly.

Except Dogpatch, who I'll make watch while someone else chokes me.

Stephen Colbert defines irony correctly - FINALLY

its like raaaaiiiin on a sunny day I win

Some goood adviiice that you just didn't take.

2nd.

It's clearly a free ride, though you've already paid.

(Oh, and isn't is "raiian on your wedding day"?)

I think it's a free ride when you're already late.

These lyrics are too hard; I quit.

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

irony is tough

old man turned 98, won the lottery, died the next day

Who knew you were all into S&M? I've haven't seen so many men begging to be slapped since the last time I was in Ron Mexico's basement.

its like havinf no more condoms when tara ried shows up at your door drunk and naked

Chrozzo's got it. You NAILED it Chrozzo.

It's like being born black AND with a small penis.



Wang

I don't get it. whats the problem here?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!

http://nollercoaster.ytmnd.com/

And my gut is telling me that this isn't gonna work out.

Maybe your gut's just saying you're hungry or...

Oh, no, no, no, no. It's telling me that you're overqualified for this job.

I'm really not that smart.

No offense, sweetie, but you don't have any experience on a newspaper. You're TV.

Well, I'm trying to make my transition to print journalism.

Ah. Why?

Well, newspapers are the last watchdogs of our government. They enforce the checks and balances. And one half-hour of TV only adds up to...

OK. All right. Define irony.

Irony. Uh...Irony. It's a noun. It's when something is ironic. It's, uh... Well, I can't really define irony but I know it when I see it!

.....

Oh, my god. I've never been so glad to see anyone in my entire life. This day has been the biggest nightmare. I mean, these job interviews, Troy...the word vivisection, a staggering understatement. Can you define irony?

It's when the actual meaning is the complete opposite from the literal meaning.

Yeah. My god.

A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

That is just bad luck all around.

Meh. That movie's only decent at best. And I've never thought that this was that good a definition. Maybe it describes verbal irony, but it misses the other types that are just as much fun.

hehehehe
con-air



gooooooot

Oh yeah? Well you loved the Transformers movie!

Hey everyone, Yorke loved Transformers!

lol...I love teh Colbert

_{Ummm... I liked it too. Not that it was a gripping story or anything, but the Camaro was awesome... among other things.}

...things like this?



Edit: Stupid non-link pics...fixed now, I think.

In NO way is this a problem for me. And I'm definitely not kidding. I would gladly risk herpes for the ability to tell the story of me banging Tara Reid to my friends while knowing I'm not lying. Well, maybe a prerequisite would be that I be allowed to record it on my video camera.

Bush on Education. I don't think he could explain irony but...

Yes, exactly.