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Loismustdie
Funniest line of the year? I laughed my ass off.
ChunkyLuver69
i agree
Whiskey16
I've always wondered, does Lois have to die because she's a lesbian, and therefore a sinner?
chrozzo
QUOTE (Whiskey16 @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 8:31 AM) *
I've always wondered, does Lois have to die because she's a lesbian, and therefore a sinner?

i think the answer is obvious
Loismustdie
QUOTE (Whiskey16 @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 5:31 AM) *
I've always wondered, does Lois have to die because she's a lesbian, and therefore a sinner?




No. Because Stewie says so.
eYank
Its the new buzz everywhere
lol
MSNBC news anchors used it last night about a story with a bear stuck up in a tree too
It was hilarious
speedz99
I can't wait for one of the SportsCenter anchors to use it.
gatortom64
"Don't Tase Me,bro"

"OK, Click, BANG!!!!!"
eYank
I wish someone could make me a gif image of the cops pulling him out and words above it saying dont taze me bro
if somone did id send u $5 on stars
but not till tom. bc im leaving for the day
Loismustdie
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 8:49 AM) *
I can't wait for one of the SportsCenter anchors to use it.



I was listening to Sean Hannity and he kept playing the clip and I was just thinking what pure gold that one line was. I think it's great how duped Sean was, talking about how he was disturbed, blah blah blah.. kids pulling a stunt, and it was beautiful.

Which begs the question... would you put yourself in a position to get tased as a means to an end?

EX: Speedz99 "I would like to sleep with you, you are hot."

Chrozzo "Sure,if I can tase you."

What do you do?
Pot Odds RAC
Can you imagine how much public and media OUTRAGE there would be if this happened at a Bush or Republican Candidate speech?!?

Instead of Internet Joke it would be the great debate over loss of Personal Liberties!!!
Loismustdie
QUOTE (Pot Odds RAC @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 11:30 AM) *
Can you imagine how much public and media OUTRAGE there would be if this happened at a Bush or Republican Candidate speech?!?

Instead of Internet Joke it would be the great debate over loss of Personal Liberties!!!




But of course. That's the very definition of liberals.
speedz99
QUOTE (Loismustdie @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 9:44 AM) *
I was listening to Sean Hannity and he kept playing the clip and I was just thinking what pure gold that one line was. I think it's great how duped Sean was, talking about how he was disturbed, blah blah blah.. kids pulling a stunt, and it was beautiful.

Which begs the question... would you put yourself in a position to get tased as a means to an end?

EX: Speedz99 "I would like to sleep with you, you are hot."

Chrozzo "Sure,if I can tase you."

What do you do?


Short answer: yes
Long answer: yes, definitely
DCJ001
QUOTE (eYank @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 11:57 AM) *
I wish someone could make me a gif image of the cops pulling him out and words above it saying dont taze me bro
if somone did id send u $5 on stars
but not till tom. bc im leaving for the day

Even better:

http://www.cafepress.com/originalun?gclid=...CFQ2HHgodJlFz8Q
BigDMcGee
I'd let myself get tased for laughs, I'm pretty curious on what it would feel like.
renaedawn
*adds taser to shopping list*
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 2:18 PM) *
*adds taser to shopping list*



*groans*
Balloon guy
So it's official: the new FCP way to say relax/chill/don't take this so serious/etc.

DTMB

Someone tell Cobaltblue
mtdesmoines
QUOTE (Loismustdie @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 9:44 AM) *
...Which begs the question... would you put yourself in a position to get tased as a means to an end?
....


Of course. It's no worse than showing up for work every morning.
mtdesmoines
QUOTE (Pot Odds RAC @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 10:30 AM) *
Can you imagine how much public and media OUTRAGE there would be if this happened at a Bush or Republican Candidate speech?!?

Instead of Internet Joke it would be the great debate over loss of Personal Liberties!!!



Winner.

Winner.

Such a ****ing winner it's not even funny.
strategy
QUOTE (Pot Odds RAC @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 10:30 AM) *
Can you imagine how much public and media OUTRAGE there would be if this happened at a Bush or Republican Candidate speech?!?

Instead of Internet Joke it would be the great debate over loss of Personal Liberties!!!

Who cares who was on stage? It's not like Kerry said, "ARREST THAT MAN!"
Balloon guy
QUOTE (Pot Odds RAC @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 11:30 AM) *
Can you imagine how much public and media OUTRAGE there would be if this happened at a Bush or Republican Candidate speech?!?

Instead of Internet Joke it would be the great debate over loss of Personal Liberties!!!



Sorry man. It's been confirmed. It was Bush's fault:

From Chris Matthew's show:
QUOTE
Salon.com's Joe Conason, who typifies the deranged Drive-By Media today. Matthews says, "I like people that yell at each other and argue publicly. What's wrong with this?"

CONASON: Yeah, of course. Of course. The problem we have had for the last several years is that from the very top we've had a disrespect for people's, uh, rights of free speech. It's been very clear from the -- almost from Inauguration Day, and as a result, you have cops doing things like they did to that kid the other day. Uh, it...it...

MATTHEWS: Well, that's going to be... I hope that's an iconic moment.

CONASON: A fish stinks from the head.
BigDMcGee
QUOTE (Pot Odds RAC @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 10:30 AM) *
Can you imagine how much public and media OUTRAGE there would be if this happened at a Bush or Republican Candidate speech?!?

Instead of Internet Joke it would be the great debate over loss of Personal Liberties!!!



oh, the poor oppressed GOP, they can't tase people with impunity.. I guess detaining them without hearing or trial and torturing them will just have to suffice.
mtdesmoines
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 11:18 PM) *
QUOTE
Salon.com's Joe Conason, who typifies the deranged Drive-By Media today. Matthews says, "I like people that yell at each other and argue publicly. What's wrong with this?"

CONASON: Yeah, of course. Of course. The problem we have had for the last several years is that from the very top we've had a disrespect for people's, uh, rights of free speech. It's been very clear from the -- almost from Inauguration Day, and as a result, you have cops doing things like they did to that kid the other day. Uh, it...it...

MATTHEWS: Well, that's going to be... I hope that's an iconic moment.

CONASON: A fish stinks from the head.


So I guess no one will care if I show up at a Hillary function and shout and argue, right?



(LOL, I do this and I end up dead in an Arkansas railyard or a Washington, D.C. park, LOL)
Pot Odds RAC
QUOTE (mtdesmoines @ Thursday, September 20th, 2007, 6:07 AM) *
So I guess no one will care if I show up at a Hillary function and shout and argue, right?
(LOL, I do this and I end up dead in an Arkansas railyard or a Washington, D.C. park, LOL)

...or gunned down in a DC Starbucks...

...or a plane crash...

...or in a Little Rock hotel room...

...or gunned down in a deserted intersection...

...or hanged...

...or suicide by gunshot to the back of the head...

...or motorcycle accident...

...or stabbed...

...or any number of other "suicide" causes.
mtdesmoines
QUOTE (Pot Odds RAC @ Thursday, September 20th, 2007, 6:59 AM) *
...or gunned down in a DC Starbucks...
...or a plane crash...
...or in a Little Rock hotel room...
...or gunned down in a deserted intersection...
...or hanged...
...or suicide by gunshot to the back of the head...
...or motorcycle accident...
...or stabbed...
...or any number of other "suicide" causes.


Wow. That's a tremendous series of coincidences.
Dogpatch
QUOTE (mtdesmoines @ Thursday, September 20th, 2007, 11:41 AM) *
Wow. That's a tremendous series of coincidences.



checkymcfold
QUOTE (Pot Odds RAC @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 12:30 PM) *
Can you imagine how much public and media OUTRAGE there would be if this happened at a Bush or Republican Candidate speech?!?

Instead of Internet Joke it would be the great debate over loss of Personal Liberties!!!



i icon_suit_heart.gif conspiratorial conservatives. especially when they use three exclamation points to really show how much they believe what they're saying.
eYank
http://www.cafepress.com/pay4college

These are being sold all over campus as well
eYank


What do u think?
Took me 6 seconds to make
chrozzo
greatest thing to ever happen in Florida?
Balloon guy
QUOTE (checkymcfold @ Thursday, September 20th, 2007, 11:48 AM) *
i icon_suit_heart.gif conspiratorial conservatives. especially when they use three exclamation points to really show how much they believe what they're saying.



We love you too!!!


Wait, are you trying to get in our club and report back to camp Hillary???

Nevermind you communist swine!!!
LongLiveYorke
QUOTE (Herb Sewell @ Thursday, September 20th, 2007, 11:20 PM) *
American news is dumb as hell.


Very true.

ps. I like you because your name is Herb.
conor_mw
QUOTE (Herb Sewell @ Thursday, September 20th, 2007, 8:20 PM) *
I think he was using the three exclamation points to show how the news would portray the story. Like he's mocking how the news would be with the exclamation points. Plus I think he might be right. American news is dumb as hell.



does anyone know the name of the book he was referring too.
timwakefield
QUOTE (Loismustdie @ Tuesday, September 18th, 2007, 9:13 PM) *
Funniest line of the year?


easily
CobaltBlue
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 5:28 PM) *
So it's official: the new FCP way to say relax/chill/don't take this so serious/etc.

DTMB

Someone tell Cobaltblue

No one told me, but noted. That said, I'm 'meh' on your definition. I'd prefer it being used as a sarcastic attempt to avoid the mod-stick or possibly as a general response to a flame.
timwakefield
QUOTE (CobaltBlue @ Thursday, September 20th, 2007, 9:37 PM) *
No one told me, but noted. That said, I'm 'meh' on your definition. I'd prefer it being used as a sarcastic attempt to avoid the mod-stick or possibly as a general response to a flame.


For sure.



Me: Nice post idiot, YSAP.

You: DTMB
Dogpatch
QUOTE (CobaltBlue @ Friday, September 21st, 2007, 1:37 AM) *
No one told me, but noted. That said, I'm 'meh' on your definition. I'd prefer it being used as a sarcastic attempt to avoid the mod-stick or possibly as a general response to a flame.



I like it as a general response to a flame. Or you can use it preemptively when you make a post that you think might get flamed.

"DTMB, but I think YSAP."
"I think you're cool, but YSAP, so DTMB."
Pot Odds RAC
I was just in Starbucks and everyone in line and working behind the counter was laughing about this and saying "Don't Tase me Bro"...

...everyone with the exception of one woman who said "It wasn't funny!!! It was horrible that they did that to that boy!!! He has a right to speak his mind, THIS IS AMERICA!!!"

I looked at her and said: "That's NOT America. You don't have a right to disrupt something by shouting your crap when they've asked you to leave. He got what he deserved, they should have taken him behind the building and kicked the crap out of him."

The Guy behind the register high fived me and the Barrista whispered "Don't tase me bro" as he handed me my drink.
MisterB
New T-shirt already on the net!!

Already Pre-Ordered:

eYank
QUOTE (chrozzo @ Thursday, September 20th, 2007, 6:56 PM) *
greatest thing to ever happen in Florida?

how about 3 national championships in a little more then 1 year?

and yeah theyre selling all kinds of shirts all over campus
qyayqi
72 hours later and it's already overused & oversold.
Dogpatch
QUOTE (qyayqi @ Friday, September 21st, 2007, 12:19 PM) *
72 hours later and it's already overused & oversold.



All the great themes have been turned into theme parks.
CobaltBlue
To be honest, I was actually a little underwhelmed with the video footage. Keeps getting so much talk...and then you can't even really see anything. Maybe I'm desensitized after seeing so many "Jackass" moments where people get gratuitously tazed.

Also, I don't get why so many people are siding with the student in this one. He was acting like a crazy person and resisting removal/arrest. They did something short, non-lethal, and non-permanent to get him to stop. Possibly excessive force? Maybe...but definitely not to a ridiculous degree. There are certainly far more egregious misapplications of law enforcement than in this case.
mtdesmoines
QUOTE (CobaltBlue @ Friday, September 21st, 2007, 10:35 AM) *
To be honest, I was actually a little underwhelmed with the video footage. Keeps getting so much talk...and then you can't even really see anything. Maybe I'm desensitized after seeing so many "Jackass" moments where people get gratuitously tazed.

Also, I don't get why so many people are siding with the student in this one. He was acting like a crazy person and resisting removal/arrest. They did something short, non-lethal, and non-permanent to get him to stop. Possibly excessive force? Maybe...but definitely not to a ridiculous degree. There are certainly far more egregious misapplications of law enforcement than in this case.


u r taking all this too seriously
Dogpatch
QUOTE (CobaltBlue @ Friday, September 21st, 2007, 2:35 PM) *
To be honest, I was actually a little underwhelmed with the video footage. Keeps getting so much talk...and then you can't even really see anything. Maybe I'm desensitized after seeing so many "Jackass" moments where people get gratuitously tazed.

Also, I don't get why so many people are siding with the student in this one. He was acting like a crazy person and resisting removal/arrest. They did something short, non-lethal, and non-permanent to get him to stop. Possibly excessive force? Maybe...but definitely not to a ridiculous degree. There are certainly far more egregious misapplications of law enforcement than in this case.



People are siding with the student because none of the videos show him running up to the podium after he has been told that time is up for asking questions. And as you said, it's hard to see in the videos, but he was fighting even after being put on the ground.
CobaltBlue
QUOTE (mtdesmoines @ Friday, September 21st, 2007, 1:57 PM) *
u r taking all this too seriously

I'm actually saying that other people are taking it too seriously. =)

It's along the lines of "American news is garbage". However, I suppose this is slightly more pertinent (albeit less amusing) than last week's YouTube sensation, "Leave Britney Alone".
eYank
QUOTE (CobaltBlue @ Friday, September 21st, 2007, 10:35 AM) *
To be honest, I was actually a little underwhelmed with the video footage. Keeps getting so much talk...and then you can't even really see anything. Maybe I'm desensitized after seeing so many "Jackass" moments where people get gratuitously tazed.

Also, I don't get why so many people are siding with the student in this one. He was acting like a crazy person and resisting removal/arrest. They did something short, non-lethal, and non-permanent to get him to stop. Possibly excessive force? Maybe...but definitely not to a ridiculous degree. There are certainly far more egregious misapplications of law enforcement than in this case.



QUOTE (Dogpatch @ Friday, September 21st, 2007, 11:12 AM) *
People are siding with the student because none of the videos show him running up to the podium after he has been told that time is up for asking questions. And as you said, it's hard to see in the videos, but he was fighting even after being put on the ground.

exactly
my roomate was director of security there (for the group that ran the show) said they cut the mic. bc he said blowjob
after he wasnt even supposed to be up there and made a scene and police told him to keep it short or they will take him out
and they warned him about the taser saying "if you dont walk out of here we will tase u" well he fell to the floor fighting so they shocked him
he did it all to make a scene and even admited the cops did nothing wrong
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DCJ001
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