HOW 'BOUT DEM COWBOYS

But seriously, Tony Romo for MVP campaign begins today.

<flame>

Thanks for telling me to trade for their defense.

This really makes me angry:

http://www.expertlaw.com/forums/showthread...8409#post128409

That's just standard Police Officer behavior.

I have been stopped three times in the last 2 weeks. The most recent time a cop accused me of running a red light when the light was yellow (I remember looking up at it and seeing it turn red the split second before it was no longer in my view (meaning I was already through the intersection). A cop who was oncoming at the intersection made a U-turn, slapped on his lights and pulled me over ASAP. Although he couldn't see the light itself, he said that because he had a green light when I came through, it must have been red and I was lying. I continually asked him how he could honestly be giving me a ticket when he didn't actually see the light, and when I didn't actually run it, he started screaming about how I was getting mouthy (standard, as above). I just shut up. I drove over to my grandparents that night (my grandfather is a Sergeant in the city police) and told him the story. Two days later the scumbag cop called my house and apologized telling me the next time a cop pulls me over to tell him that my grandfather is a police officer. Apparently the pig got a scolding

Before that I thought my grandfather was a complete dick, but that was honestly the coolest thing I've ever had happen to me involving a cop

Oh and Dallas' defense will rebound after Terence Newman comes back! SORRY!

PASS RANDY MOSS THE BOOMSAUCE

What a great opening week of football. Randy Moss is sooooooooooo sick and the Patriots are going to be nearly impossible to beat (until December 9th of course).

Thank god football is here sometimes I forget how much I love this time of year.

Oh yeah,

FUCK DEM COWBOYS

Only 3 weeks until Hockey starts!

I know I split a 20-game plan for this years Stanley Cup Champion

Some guy in my office just hit a 10 game parlay for $20. He won $16,000 - $4480 for taxes, so turning $20 into $11,500 can't be too bad.

There are bagels in the break room from him if you guys want any...

10 team parlay, your boy has some gambol

Well, he could play $20 a week, 17 weeks a year for the next 10 years and still be up $8000 at the 10 team parlays. How many people can say that?

sigh not I

Fuckin special teams. Eagles have best D in the league. I hate Eagles O. I just want 40 Bdawks.

sports betting is evil

I'm not lucky enough to win a 10 team parlay

FYP

FYP

True, but I don't even attempt 10 team parlays. But since I can't even win single games maybe I should try.

My weekend:

Thurs: Get way too drunk, can't function Friday.
Friday night: play and win small online ~$60.
Sat: Lose $400, would have been breakeven if I didn't tilt. But I ran like shiz and let it affect me
Sun: Eagles Defense dominate entire game. Eagles find way to lose game. I cry for 30 minutes, then decide to check fantasy. -Checks Fantasy Football- Up against Romo, Burress, Steve Smith, Hines Ward, Antonio Gates, the only player on my team that has scored is LT.

Also completed no school work during these 4 days.

Just another great weekend for tskillz.

That's what I call a weekend.

I have Mcnabb on my fantasy team.... sigh

I have Brian Dawkins as my hero.

Bigger sigh.

Can anyone give me cliff notes on this Senetor Larry Craig thing? Seems pretty sureal.

Apparently there was some sort of airport sting operation. I'm not sure if was a general sting or intended for him.

Basically he was in the bathroom stall taking a poop. There was a guy next to him in the next stall over (undercover agent). Senator Craig allegedly reached under the stall and touched the agent and made lewd passes at him. He touched the agents leg under the stall and later claimed he was reaching for a piece of tp. He was also caught peering through the cracks in the stall at the agent.

I think that is the cliffnotes.

reaching for some TP.... uh huh.

Those crazy senators and their need for homosexual airport bathroom love.

did you see his interview?

his wife was by his side and she looked like she was on about 10 valiums she never even looked him or the cameras in the eye. As here husband stated "I am not a homosexual" and "My actions were misunderstood". I felt bad for her.

forgot my favorite quote, from CNN

When the police interviewed him later, the senator said that "he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom" and that was why his foot may have touched the officer's, the report said.

The even more hilarious part is that he pled guilty to a lesser charge, but still the same jist, some kind of soliciting sex charge. But once it hit the papers, he claimed that he pleaded guilty by "mistake," and that he did nothing wrong and none of this ever happened. Now I have done a whole bunch of things by mistake, but pleading guilty to a misdimeanor sex crime, ummmmm, not so much.

Actually I think now he is saying The liberal media pressured him into pleading guilty, since when has the liberal media pressured a republican Senator into do anything?

the only thing you really need to know is don't take a wide stance in a public bathroom, unless you like that sort of thing.

It also sounded like he's had to deny the gay rumors every couple years since he was in college.

lol it wasn't even on the radar when he pled guilty. He was just hoping it would go away quietly

Anyone and India buff? If so, cliff's notes on Ecological setting, Indus culture (2500-1600BC), Aryan Age (1500-1000BC), North Indian Conquest and Unification (1000-450BC), Imperial Unification (326-184BC), Political Fragmentation, Economical and Cultural Enrichment (184BC-320AD), Classical Age (320-700), Impact of Islam (711-1556), Mughal Imperial Unification (1556-1605), Mughal Glory (1605-1707,) and Twilight of Mughal Empire (1707-1764) information would be great.

So, someone do all of my work/reading and just throw it in this thread. ktxbye.

uhhhh what?


Step 1 look up Ecological

is there cash involved?

I was gonna write $5.50 stakeaments. But then I realized what a ridiculous request that was and that I'd get Wikipedia India page copied and pasted to me and owe $5.50 to someone. So instead I'm floating it out there hoping to actually snag an India history buff/bitch about all the work I have to do.

did you try the international flavor forum?

A Senator makes a guilty plea by mistake?

oooo yeah that makes perfect sense.

Of course the Senator has procured homosexual love in the airport bathroom before. Denying that based on the information we have is pretty ludicrous. However, the Minn police case against him is just as ludicrous.

The impact of this is that it is now a huge gag to wave your hand under the stall panel and assume a "wide stance."

There are other forums? This is my life here, I won't betray it.

I don't know what this thread is about, I just wanted to post in it.

Mark

Well, it was a lot of football talk for a while there...which is why I shyed away from it (stopped reading after the first few pages). Anything interesting happen in the past 30 pages?

no not really...

Agree.

I just received my first FPP item from Stars: 2 Decks of Plastic Playing cards.

$500 Dollar = 2 decks of cards. +EV.

Oh, and does starting Calvin Johnson for the rest of my life sound good to anyone? Mike Martz could turn this guy into a 1600 yard reciever his first year O_o

LOCK IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

How can someone smart as you so badly miss the point?

So no one came through on the India request? Knew not to depend on you guys.

You're lazier than we are. We all have jobs. You drink and try to seduce girls of questionable moral standing all day.

you were gonna offer a 5.50 stakeament. I would of done it for 50 bucks. LOL

Isn't Gahndi from India??

God I envy him.