I didn't care for it, either. If they could have looped the part with Jessica Alba dancing for an hour and a half, that would be have been much better.

Edit:
Like this

yeah it was awesome. It was a Film Noir videogame where you played a detective and your family was murdered and you go out for revenge.

Playful flirting?

Anyone know anything about college football? My buddy, (Andy, for those that met him in Vegas) just guaranteed Cinci tonight as lock, so I bet Oregon State, despite knowing nothing about either team.

Bearcat vs Beaver and you go Beaver


wp

Andy's so degenerate that you're just assuming that whatever the opposite of what he says must be true>?

Christina, maybe Faith Hill 10 years ago.

I almost took Oregon St but decided to just skip it, Cinci has a good defense. LOL @ 28-21 after the first quarter in the Louisville game.

I any college sport vs pro

Lego cat looks different...

And Max Payne was a cool game

A *am* talking about Faith in her prime here.

Oh ... and: *bump.*

This thread should never be lower than third.

is your favorite game really Razz?

Razz is Evil

I agree with the monkey... it is the worst poker game EVER

Badugi.

Badugi is WAY more fun.

Why?

Well, in Razz, when you start with the 23 down and 5 up, and proceed to catch KKQ, it's hard to bluff or hide your frustration. Badugi is probably almost as evil, but you can't see the cards and you can bluff a little easier.

Badugi rocks, I have only played like 30 hands on Doyles room and maybe another 10 hands in a home game. It is so different from most poker games. I thought it was a riot.

When we played Badugi in Vegas, I wanted to find Joe Badugi and punch him in the face for inventing such a ridiculous, awful game.

I haven't seen Royal around since I was basically yelling at him for being stupid in that one thread.

He took his ball and went back to General

I'm going to assume he's just busy.

I'm not even remotely implying that I scared him away. It was just an observation.

So, my ex-roommate came over last night. I kicked her out right before I left for Vegas. She moved out while I was in LV.

Yeah, she's using both heroin and crack now and knows the code on my lock to get into my house. How long until Mr. TV is gone?

Just lay a little crack on top of the TV and maybe she'll forget all about it.

I will set the over under on 5 days. PLACE YOU BETS

I should bet the cost of replacing the TV and remind her how much crack she can buy with it. I'll miss the guy, but I'll replace him with a newer, slimmer model.

and then replace the lock?

I can be the world's greatest Razz card rack at times.

I once ran $25 into $487 in 45 minutes on FT by capping every bet, every street and watching the cards roll in.

I could change the code now, but she still knows that my back slider doesn't even have a lock. I guess it's just a waiting game until I end up killed for 50 bucks for more crack.

I'll keep an eye out for Naismith in the obituaries

First question: were/are you screwing her?
Second question: this probably didn't happen over the summer; why were you mixed up with her in the first place?
Third question: can you just offer her a couple hundred bucks to NOT raid the place?
Fourth question: how fast can you change your codes?
Fifth question: did a couple seedy looking guys drive past while she was there?
Sixth question: don't end up like nicosen

She asked last night if I wanted to sleep with her. Check that. She said, "I know you want to (sleep with) me." This was shortly after telling me about how she recently had sex with a couple guys she was shooting up with. Sooooo, self-destructive as I am, I still passed. She did offer to bring test results next time she comes by.



She is friends with one of my oldest and closest friends. He told me she needed a place for a couple months. One year later, she was still here. She's much younger than either of us, so I knew she'd probably be a little crazy, but I didn't learn of her super-crazy-messed-up past until she was living here. Still, she had given up all the hardcore stuff while she was here, but apparently me kicking her out pushed her back towards that lifestyle.



I don't think she really would raid my place, but who knows what happens when you get all messed up on this kind of thing (chime in anytime, Neck!). She owes me 500 and my bedset she took when she moved out. Think I can waive that debt and not worry about it?




I can change them in less than 60 seconds.




Probably. I didn't open the door for fear of a drive-by execution.



Nicosen? I googled:

http://nicosen.net/

I will try not to end up like that.

with a bullet lodged inside you

I never did anything that involved a needle. I hate the damn things.

Good morning all you people at work.

If I could ban you I would

What exactly do you people do for work.

I know my official title is "Self entertainment while browsing through countless internet forums", but every once in a while they make me write some software.

You know... come to think of it... they really should put that in 90% of I.S. job descriptions

Don't make a fuss. It came back out.

That was easy.

I'm still drunk from yesterday.

I struck out big time too.

I'm teh lame.

Well, hopefully she was drunk too and doesn't remember you, or that you brought you 'Drunken C-' game. Then you can find her later sometime and bring the 'A' game

Oh, and you have nothing on me when it comes to strike outs. I like to step on my own feet and my tounge when I start to get close to a girl

I got no C- game. That was A game dawg. She was business class anyways,

Tskillz A game equals a normal mans C- game, you have to keep that in mind.

I wish all my games would start out this good.

Ultimate Bet
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10./$0.25.
10 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (10 players) Hero is BB with
3 folds, MP1 raises to $0.85, 3 folds, Button raises to $2.9, SB calls, Hero raises all-in $25, MP1 calls all-in $9.92, Button calls all-in $4.24, SB folds.
Uncalled bets: $14.23 returned to Hero.

Flop: ($15.84, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $24.32, Sidepot 1: $3.02)


Turn: ($15.84, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $24.32, Sidepot 1: $3.02)


River: ($15.84, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $24.32, Sidepot 1: $3.02)


Results:
Final pot: $15.84
Hero shows Ac Ad
MP1 shows Kc Ks
Button shows Kh Kd

yummy

I have played a lot of live poker in my life. I mean like 5 years worth and I'm not even 20. And do you know how many times this has happened to me in my life?

You only get one guess.

It's really rare, so I'm sure this is the first time. I've only seen AA vs KK vs KK once.

I've had it happen to me live 2 times and once online, and every single time, I've had one of the pairs of kings. <brag> I actually folded them once preflop in this situation. </brag>

very little

I'm an accountant, but don't work for a firm. Which means I have two weeks where I actually have to work, and then basically 2 off weeks. I manage to look really busy while I'm posting here though