Just say you're wrong so we dont have to delve too deep into this topic and I'll be satisfied



LOL.

My professor is a Muslim from Pakistan. That would make him so mad it's hilarious. All he talks about is how professional South Asian Americans are yada yada yada. How rational they all are and how stupid American foreign policy is.

I can't decide if I hate him yet.

1. Not much of a student of human nature, are you?
2. Yet I'm willing to bet he hasn't solved the problem of his own armpit odor.
3. Start early. These types are never gracious enough to like.

I don't share any of your political views from what I can tell, so I don't know if I'll end up agreeing with you. I hated him after Day 1. Day 2 was today and now I'm unsure.

My political views?

Any of them?

You make me sad -- I'm a hell of a guy.

Anyway, he'll work hard at making you feel small all semester. Good luck.

Nate you created a superthread, nice work .

Hi. Go back to Omaha, or donkaments, or whatever the hell you do.

kthx.

Finally sattied into the SM again. Let's see if I can luckbox it a second time..

Pete would smack Bonds up for that. I read Pete's book "My Prison Without Bars" on vacation. I hate reading but I read the whole thing in like 2 days. It was a really good book. I always admired Pete's play but the book made me love his play.

On a side note it is Weds and I am bored at work. WTF ZOMG cubicles.

I lost $275 in 6 hands (actually, the money was lost of 3 of them) at .5/1 PLO on FT. One mistake, one cooler and one massive draw that didn't outrun a set.

On an unrelated note, I now have no more money online

I don't know if you realize this but you LIVE IN VEGAS~~~!!$@%$@#

Yeah, but if I only wanna play for an hour or so, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to spend half an hour in the car round trip to go play an hour, now does it?

true, I think I actually prefer online poker to live poker... but then again I hate humans.

I like people, but i've been running really badly in general this year. I am thinking about making up some kind of challenge ladder for myself where I start with like $2000 or something and play 1/2 or 1/3 NL until I get to $5000, then I play 2/5 until I get to $10,000 and then I go back to playing 5/10 NL. Just something where I have distinct goals in mind I guess. I've put in way too many hours this year to only be up as little as I am right now.

I really want to get down to foxwoods more, the 1/2 $300 max is soo soft. Everytime I got down there though I get coolered.

overpair vs open ended straight draw allin on the flop

underfull vs trips allin on the flop

two pair vs overpair allin on the flop

I think I need to stop going allin on the flop....

I don't know if they spread $1 45 man SNG's at Bellagio

Yeah, they do. They have a $4 rake. GL coming out on top of that!

they should do 20 chip tourneys with blinds 10/20 like they do on fulltilt sats, that would be fun.

do you get free drinks? I can find a way to make this +EV

Yeah, but you can get free drinks anywhere in this town.

Yeah but by the time you get that free drink you might drop $50 or more. You could play in 3 of those, spend $15 +tips and be drunk enough to get kicked out of the IP, score.

It takes an added special skill to get drunk enough to get booted from the IP.

Zach, any training tips for the kids at home?

Jagerbombs at Harrahs are a good start.

To clarify:

Ordering the entire table jagerbombs after they've said they didn't want them so that we had to finish them all ourselves...that's a good start.

God dammit. Now if every month were June/July and you guys were being crazy in Vegas it would be a no brainer decision to live there.

Meh, minor distinction.

They are never a good start to anything except seeing your dinner by the end of the night. Last time I had a lot of those I would have rather been dead than wake up the next morning.

I just got a bad taste in my mouth thinking about it.

I felt fine.

I didn't sleep though.

I drank until 7 am, took a cab to the airport, got on my 8 am flight, landed 3-4 hours later and drove 6 hours home.

Didn't feel awesome though, lol.

I'm not exaggerating in any manner.

We started drinking Sunday night, ended Monday morning and my hangover lasted until Tuesday.

Vegas baby Vegas

My last night was spent drinking until 4am, hopping in a cab to the airport and boarding the plane tired and half drunk. My body hated me.

Hows the end of everyones day going? Mine is wrapping up nicely.

btw they asked me to come in early today. I was thinking I dunno 8ish.. they want me here at 7 in the MORNING!!!!!


I didn't realize there was a 7 in the AM

This is how my day is going. sickening.



:Full Tilt Poker Game #3470672622: Table babayaro - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:26:40 ET - 2007/09/05
Seat 1: FristSux ($1,934.45)
Seat 2: giorgio54 ($1,459.80)
Seat 4: BikStik8585 ($883.60)
Seat 5: cudd517 ($618)
Seat 6: LOGICBit ($267)
LOGICBit has 5 seconds left to act
LOGICBit posts the small blind of $3
FristSux posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cudd517 [Ac Qs]
giorgio54 has 15 seconds left to act
giorgio54 calls $6
BikStik8585 raises to $27
cudd517 has 15 seconds left to act
cudd517 raises to $77
LOGICBit folds
FristSux folds
giorgio54 folds
BikStik8585 has 15 seconds left to act
BikStik8585 raises to $883.60, and is all in (OMG HAY LOOK! TRANSPARENT! HES SICK OF ME 3 beting! WHHEEE CALL)
cudd517 has 15 seconds left to act
cudd517 calls $541, and is all in
BikStik8585 shows [6c 7c]
cudd517 shows [Ac Qs] Wheee. What a sick call, time to pat myself on the back
Uncalled bet of $265.60 returned to BikStik8585
*** FLOP *** [6h Td 7h]
*** TURN *** [6h Td 7h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [6h Td 7h 6d] [Jc]
BikStik8585 shows a full house, Sixes full of Sevens
cudd517 shows a pair of Sixes
BikStik8585 wins the pot ($1,248) with a full house, Sixes full of Sevens
cudd517: sick push man
cudd517 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,251 | Rake $3
Board: [6h Td 7h 6d Jc]
Seat 1: FristSux (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: giorgio54 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: BikStik8585 showed [6c 7c] and won ($1,248) with a full house, Sixes full of Sevens
Seat 5: cudd517 (button) showed [Ac Qs] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 6: LOGICBit (small blind) folded before the Flop


Full Tilt Poker Game #3470732613: Table babayaro - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:33:39 ET - 2007/09/05
Seat 1: FristSux ($1,758.45)
Seat 2: giorgio54 ($1,607.05)
Seat 4: BikStik8585 ($1,409.60)
Seat 5: cudd517 ($585)
Seat 6: LOGICBit ($385)
cudd517 posts the small blind of $3
LOGICBit has 5 seconds left to act
LOGICBit posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cudd517 [Tc Ts]
FristSux folds
giorgio54 calls $6
BikStik8585 raises to $27
cudd517 raises to $80
LOGICBit folds
giorgio54 calls $74
BikStik8585 has 15 seconds left to act
BikStik8585 folds
*** FLOP *** [9s 4s 5s]
cudd517 bets $162
giorgio54 raises to $324
cudd517: sigh (TIME TO PAY OFF THE DONK WHOS RUNNING AT 60+/9)
cudd517 raises to $505, and is all in
giorgio54 calls $181
cudd517 shows [Tc Ts]
giorgio54 shows [4h 4c]
*** TURN *** [9s 4s 5s] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [9s 4s 5s Ad] [Kh]
cudd517 shows a pair of Tens
giorgio54 shows three of a kind, Fours
giorgio54 wins the pot ($1,200) with three of a kind, Fours
cudd517 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,203 | Rake $3
Board: [9s 4s 5s Ad Kh]
Seat 1: FristSux didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: giorgio54 showed [4h 4c] and won ($1,200) with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 4: BikStik8585 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: cudd517 (small blind) showed [Tc Ts] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 6: LOGICBit (big blind) folded before the Flop

FullTiltPoker Game #3470255167: Table Melic (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:37:02 ET - 2007/09/05
Seat 1: cudd517 ($1,040)
Seat 2: Chippahaulic ($2,167.75)
Chippahaulic posts the small blind of $5
cudd517 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cudd517 [Ts Th]
Chippahaulic raises to $30
cudd517 has 15 seconds left to act
cudd517 raises to $120
Chippahaulic calls $90
*** FLOP *** [Jc Td 3c]
cudd517 bets $190
Chippahaulic calls $190
*** TURN *** [Jc Td 3c] [Qc]
cudd517 bets $730, and is all in
Chippahaulic calls $730 (OMG HAY LOOK I HAS A PAIR AND A DRAWW!!! ARR IN!)
cudd517 shows [Ts Th]
Chippahaulic shows [9d 9c]
*** RIVER *** [Jc Td 3c Qc] [2c]
cudd517 shows three of a kind, Tens
Chippahaulic shows a flush, Queen high
Chippahaulic wins the pot ($2,079.50) with a flush, Queen high
cudd517 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,080 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Jc Td 3c Qc 2c]
Seat 1: cudd517 (big blind) showed [Ts Th] and lost with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 2: Chippahaulic (small blind) showed [9d 9c] and won ($2,079.50) with a flush, Queen high

FullTiltPoker Game #3470662851: Table Melic (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:25:32 ET - 2007/09/05
Seat 1: cudd517 ($1,108.25)
Seat 2: Chippahaulic ($4,027.75)
cudd517 posts the small blind of $5
Chippahaulic posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cudd517 [Kc Kd]
cudd517 raises to $30
Chippahaulic calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Tc 5h 9s]
Chippahaulic checks
cudd517 bets $60
Chippahaulic calls $60
*** TURN *** [Tc 5h 9s] [8d]
Chippahaulic checks
cudd517 checks
*** RIVER *** [Tc 5h 9s 8d] [3c]
Chippahaulic bets $180
cudd517 calls $180
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Chippahaulic shows [7h Jh] a straight, Jack high
cudd517 mucks
Chippahaulic wins the pot ($539.50) with a straight, Jack high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $540 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Tc 5h 9s 8d 3c]
Seat 1: cudd517 (small blind) mucked [Kc Kd] - a pair of Kings
Seat 2: Chippahaulic (big blind) showed [7h Jh] and won ($539.50) with a straight, Jack high

I left my house with the goal of Post Office, DMV and to get my vehicle's registration taken care of (since it expired the night Zach got kicked out of the IP). Here's what I accomplished:

DMV is located at 1067 62nd Ave. Well, there's a 1051 and then a 1101. Hmmm. Check the old internet on the Treo. 1067 62nd Ave S., not 1067 62nd Ave N. Not enough time to get there and I need to go there before I go deal with my plate, so scratch off two goals.

The Post Office line was too long to get my certified letter. I did drop off a mortgage payment, though. That didn't go as badly as it could've. But wait...!

I dropped my phone in the mailbox with the letter I sent out.

I did manage to pick up bananas, though. So, to recap:

GOALS:

DMV, REGISTRATION, CERTIFIED LETTER

RESULTS:

BANANAS, LOST PHONE



DON'T BE RESULTS-ORIENTED, PEOPLE!


EDIT: I shouldn't post this in response to the original question since it's not quite the end of my day seeing as how I woke up at 2PM.

Hey, bro, sending you a PM.

It won't be coming from his lost Treo...

Well, I went to bed this morning around 5 am, and woke up around 1:30. I had a class at 2 and the drive is half a hour to the school. So instead of bolting out the door, I took a long shower and ate some leggo my eggos. Walked out the door at 2:01. Showed up excruiating late for a Religion/Science debate in my philosophy class and my professor singled me out for being late and asked my opinion. I succeeded in making half the room want to crucify me. And I'm fairly certain the only reason the other half didn't was because they were asleep or listening to ipods.

I did meet a hot girl that was sitting next to me in another class though - which was the only thing today I did today that was +EV. I came home and took a nap and now I'm headed back to the school to have a 3 hour Geology Lab. GO ROCKS!

anyone wants to rail 7:00pm Pokerstars time me and Stupid Kid go heads up for all the marbles.


60261137 if anyone is interested

Arrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I have to drive 2.5 hours to get to a casino. 5 hours round trip.

Well, if there's a bright center to the poker universe, I'm in the city that it's farthest from.

Yep, Indianapolis is the Tatooine of gambling.

I am a loser

Yeah, that's too bad.

Changing subjects, though, how'd you do in your heads up match?

Four people need to cross a rickety rope bridge to get back to their camp at night. Unfortunately, they only have one flashlight and it only has enough light left for seventeen minutes. The bridge is too dangerous to cross without a flashlight, and it’s only strong enough to support two people at any given time. Each of the campers walks at a different speed. One can cross the bridge in 1 minute, another in 2 minutes, the third in 5 minutes, and the slow poke takes 10 minutes to cross. How do the campers make it across in 17 minutes?


The slow guy rides on the fast guy's back and yells, "Faster, faster, you fool, you fool!"?
They throw the flashlight back?
****. I'm not smart enough to work at google.

EDIT: I'm pretty sure this is right, so I'm going to spoiler it. Also, they'd run out of their 17 minutes of battery life just trying to figure this out.


SPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILER






















Okay, let me try:

1 min guy and 2 min guy go across: TWO MINUTES
2 min guy goes back: TWO MINUTES
5 and 10 min guy go across: TEN MINUTES
1 min guy goes back: ONE MINUTE
1 min and 2 min guy go across: TWO MINUTES

Spent an hour chasing this donkey and then riverstars strikes...

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $26.85
UTG+1: $80.50
CO: $61.45
Button: $65.40
Hero: $47.10
BB: $34.85

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with J J
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO raises to $1.2, Button folds, Hero raises to $4, BB folds, UTG+1 calls, CO calls.

Flop: 3 2 4 ($12.25, 3 players)
Hero bets $7, UTG+1 calls, CO folds.

Turn: 6 ($26.25, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $10, Hero raises to $32.75, UTG+1 calls.

River: 6 ($91.75, 2 players)
Hero is all-in $3.35, UTG+1 calls.

Results:
Final pot: $98.45
Hero showed Jd Jc
UTG+1 showed Ad 6s

check/fold the river.

qft

They can talk about it in the dark, right? Or does a bear eat them?

The bridge is so dangerous, it might come after them.

LOL @ chippahaulic.

he is horrible. i played him at 2/4 and 3/6 hu. he is srsly one of the worst. weeeeeee

keep plaiyng him

- Jordan

Maybe they need to write things down.

MAYBE they're deaf! They can't see each other's sign language without the flashlight!

I know sign language.

so what is the evil mokey trying to say?