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tskillz187
I just added my first ever avatar. I guess I was deciding for the past 2.5 years whether or not I felt comfortable with any of you knowing anything I liked.

I also changed my sig.

I'm aware that you would just see these updates if you scroll back over anything I have ever responded to, but I decided it was worthy of a post.
No_Neck
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Monday, August 20th, 2007, 3:01 PM) *
I just added my first ever avatar. I guess I was deciding for the past 2.5 years whether or not I felt comfortable with any of you knowing anything I liked.

I also changed my sig.

I'm aware that you would just see these updates if you scroll back over anything I have ever responded to, but I decided it was worthy of a post.


love the sig and the Avatar is that Mcnabb? my grandfather taught at Syracuse.
tskillz187
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Monday, August 20th, 2007, 12:18 PM) *
the Avatar is that Mcnabb?


You're dead to me. Do you see that bicep?!?! Does that look like chunky McNabb?! It's Brian Dawkins, best (formerly I suppose) free safety in the league.

Please no one comment with me about Bob Sanders, Troy Polamalu, and Ed Reed. Pretty Pretty please no one even mention another safety in the same breath of these four. I'm looking at you Sean Taylor and Roy Williams.
No_Neck
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Monday, August 20th, 2007, 3:23 PM) *
You're dead to me. Do you see that bicep?!?! Does that look like chunky McNabb?! It's Brian Dawkins, best (formerly I suppose) free safety in the league.

Please no one comment with me about Bob Sanders, Troy Polamalu, and Ed Reed. Pretty Pretty please no one even mention another safety in the same breath of these four. I'm looking at you Sean Taylor and Roy Williams.



sorry bro my work screen is made by compac I can't see shit.
mtdesmoines
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Monday, August 20th, 2007, 11:23 AM) *
You're dead to me. Do you see that bicep?!?! Does that look like chunky McNabb?! It's Brian Dawkins, best (formerly I suppose) free safety in the league.

Please no one comment with me about Bob Sanders, Troy Polamalu,


Those guys are pretty good, though ...
tskillz187
QUOTE (mtdesmoines @ Monday, August 20th, 2007, 1:07 PM) *
Those guys are pretty good, though ...


Yeah I love them too, but they don't play for my favorite team!
Naismith
God, I love the Eagles.

I love the Eagles because they rolled over for my Tampa Bay Bucs en route to our Super Bowl victory.

I also love that we closed down their old stadium and opened their new stadium with big Buc wins.

Also, I hate the Eagles.
tskillz187
I'll name everything good about the Bucs.
Dungy, Lynch, Sapp, Rice, Brooks, Barber.
Colt, Bronco, Fat/Old, ?, Old, 2nd best twin.

I'd make fun of more Bucs but I can't think of them. Have fun with Garcia, hes looked great this preseason. No worries though, you've got battle tested Gradkowski and Simms if Garcia doesn't pan out.

Cadillac should be sweet for the first 5 carries of the first 5 games of the year, then he'll stub his toe. He's like a slower, more injury prone, less evasive Warrick Dunn.
aucu
QUOTE (Acid_Knight @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 7:52 AM) *
I was reading this on 2+2 and I about lost it at the stupidity of it all. Go to town.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat...0&fpart=all


tyvm
No_Neck
hows everyone doing today? I didn't play ANY online poker last night ohmy.gif
StupidKid
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 2:41 PM) *
hows everyone doing today? I didn't play ANY online poker last night ohmy.gif


I went to Vfestival this weekend (Foos/Killers/loads of other bands you might nt have heard about in america) and got really drunk both days. Came home yest and tried to not play, lost 2 buy ins in 20minutes and then went to sleep.
Obviously I SHOULDN'T have played but I'm a disgusting individual.
Good times! I'm up 5buyins today however so it's all good.
No_Neck
QUOTE (StupidKid @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 10:05 AM) *
I went to Vfestival this weekend (Foos/Killers/loads of other bands you might nt have heard about in america) and got really drunk both days. Came home yest and tried to not play, lost 2 buy ins in 20minutes and then went to sleep.
Obviously I SHOULDN'T have played but I'm a disgusting individual.
Good times! I'm up 5buyins today however so it's all good.


that sounds like a blast...where you at?
simo_8ball
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 3:23 PM) *
that sounds like a blast...where you at?

He's in the UK. Not sure where though.
StupidKid
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 3:23 PM) *
that sounds like a blast...where you at?


Was good time. Far too drunk on second day though. I'm from UK, live like 10mins from festival.
StupidKid
QUOTE (simo_8ball @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 3:36 PM) *
He's in the UK. Not sure where though.


Essex/Sheffield depending on if I'm at home or at uni.
No_Neck
sigh I miss playing poker all afternoon and dominating you English.


- The Colonies
dms26
QUOTE (Naismith @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 4:11 PM) *
Also, I posted this in general, but here's a good question for you bored at work types...

My buddy punched his laptop and destroyed it. The screen is cracked and the top half is sort of broken away from the bottom half. His mother bought him the computer. Now he needs a good story to explain what happened to it. Suggestions?



Shadow boxing and the screen got in the way?
dms26
QUOTE (Zach6668 @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 5:55 PM) *
How do you guys feel about a pinned, low-content/community thread for the NL posters?

I think they do similar things at 2p2, and I think it would be a good way to perpetuate the community that is not general poker forum.

Thinking of adding one to Tourney, and Omaha, as well.


what is low content about this thread? there is some good stuff in here
dms26
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Monday, August 20th, 2007, 6:57 PM) *
I'll name everything good about the Bucs.
Dungy, Lynch, Sapp, Rice, Brooks, Barber.
Colt, Bronco, Fat/Old, ?, Old, 2nd best twin.

I'd make fun of more Bucs but I can't think of them. Have fun with Garcia, hes looked great this preseason. No worries though, you've got battle tested Gradkowski and Simms if Garcia doesn't pan out.

Cadillac should be sweet for the first 5 carries of the first 5 games of the year, then he'll stub his toe. He's like a slower, more injury prone, less evasive Warrick Dunn.


Naismith
QUOTE (dms26 @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 9:31 AM) *


Awesome, now let's see the Eagles ring.

And, Neck, don't come in here with your New England talk. We all know you're really Canadian. Go CFL.

EDIT: Any badmouthing of Derrick Brooks and karma will force you to run like Zach.
No_Neck
QUOTE (Naismith @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 12:37 PM) *
Awesome, now let's see the Eagles ring.

And, Neck, don't come in here with your New England talk. We all know you're really Canadian. Go CFL.

EDIT: Any badmouthing of Derrick Brooks and karma will force you to run like Zach.


I

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Montreal Alouettes

I saw them win the cup in 2002, me and 3,000 other people smile.gif
tskillz187
QUOTE (dms26 @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 9:31 AM) *


I can't make the year out on that ring. Was that coming on 5 years ago? Oh. Yeah. It was. I'll take my teams consistency.

Anymore bad talk of the Eagles and it's HU4ROLLZ!!!!

Okay time to run some errands, have fun at work

...you workers.


Edit: Just to make a little correlation to poker, you Bucs fans can have Rob Varkonyi, I'll take Chip Reese.
shinzilla
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 6:41 AM) *
hows everyone doing today? I didn't play ANY online poker last night ohmy.gif


I'm on a 10 BI downswing... I had to jump back down to 50 NL. It's absolutely sickening. I might just withdraw all my money and call it gg. I'm going into junior year at college and don't really think it's worth it to rebuild my br at the expense of partying and getting good grades. But who knows. A friend of mine who's one of the biggest winners at UB 5/10 told me that UB games are a hell of a lot softer than they are at FTP so I might just transfer all my money over there and give it another shot. But ugh. I don't know what it's like to win anymore.
dms26
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 1:14 PM) *
Edit: Just to make a little correlation to poker, you Bucs fans can have Rob Varkonyi, I'll take Chip Reese.


chip has a bracelet or two not just a bunch of final table appearances wink.gif

besides that's all I've got right now until Gruden gets fired sad.gif
No_Neck
QUOTE (shinzilla @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 1:29 PM) *
I'm on a 10 BI downswing... I had to jump back down to 50 NL. It's absolutely sickening. I might just withdraw all my money and call it gg. I'm going into junior year at college and don't really think it's worth it to rebuild my br at the expense of partying and getting good grades. But who knows. A friend of mine who's one of the biggest winners at UB 5/10 told me that UB games are a hell of a lot softer than they are at FTP so I might just transfer all my money over there and give it another shot. But ugh. I don't know what it's like to win anymore.



Dr. Nate suggests three days of nothing poker, no forums, no playing, no talking about hands. Then come back... and look over your hands.
StupidKid
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 6:50 PM) *
Dr. Nate suggests a three days of nothing poker, no forums, no playing, no talking about hands. Then come back... and look over your hands.


Good suggestion, also if you're good friends with one of the top winners at 5/10 then abuse that friendship?
Ask him to help you out, can't hurt.
tskillz187
Brag: Just got back from paying my tuition through poker winnings.

Beat: I had 5x that amount of money 3 months ago

Variance: I'm running hot in the $5.50 sngs
Naismith
AP has some super soft 2-4 and 5-10 NL games.

LOL...really, LOL...at comparing the Eagles to Chip Reese.

In the last decade, the Bucs have gone to the playoffs more and won a Super Bowl. Booyah!

Also, Jon Gruden must die, and he's really an Eagle deep down.
No_Neck
QUOTE (Naismith @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 2:25 PM) *
Jon Gruden is the only thing we have going for us this season.



FYP
Naismith
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 11:31 AM) *
FYP


Oh Lord. You're embarassing yourself.

Also, RAIL CALL. tskillz is on the bubble on FTP. Sign on and search for him. Same FTP name.

EDIT: dms, please give me a little support on this absurd Gruden statement.
No_Neck


"I think I am a great coach because I get up at 4am every day"
dms26
QUOTE (Naismith @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 2:34 PM) *
EDIT: dms, please give me a little support on this absurd Gruden statement.


ZOMG he has a 900 page playbook, with 23 formations for every play. Yet the only play we can pull off effectively is the 2 yard screen pass and the 47 yard punt from the 45 yard line. I won't go into the draft choices under his guidance, or they way he treats players.
Naismith
QUOTE (dms26 @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 11:42 AM) *
ZOMG he has a 900 page playbook, with 23 formations for every play. Yet the only play we can pull off effectively is the 2 yard screen pass and the 47 yard punt from the 45 yard line. I won't go into the draft choices under his guidance, or they way he treats players.


He has effectively destroyed Chris Simms & Michael Clayton. I don't know if Simms was ever going to be good, but certainly he deserved at least an opportunity. Instead, he's been sabotaged by his head coach.

Gruden's best play is the dumpoff in the flats to Michael Alstott running sideways so he has no forward momentum, resulting in the only scenario in which a CB can take him down on the first hit. I say this, and I don't even like Alstott.

This thread is frustrating me!

EAGLES SUCK
No_Neck
just for the record I was a Patriots fan when they didn't even have their own stadium to play in.
Naismith
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 11:48 AM) *
just for the record I was a Patriots fan when they didn't even have their own stadium to play in.


I know you're old, but you're not THAT old.

I think what you meant was, "just for the record I was a Patriots fan right before they got their new stadium."
dms26
QUOTE (Naismith @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 2:46 PM) *
He has effectively destroyed Chris Simms & Michael Clayton. I don't know if Simms was ever going to be good, but certainly he deserved at least an opportunity. Instead, he's been sabotaged by his head coach.


Yeah I couldn't believe when Simms re-signed with the Bucs. He must not have thought any other team was going to offer him anything. Clayton and Williams have both gotten progressively worse since joining the Bucs. I've already heard Gaines Adams labeled as a bad pick, should be fun.

Hope Zach doesn't move this to the football forum now.
Naismith
QUOTE (dms26 @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 11:55 AM) *
Yeah I couldn't believe when Simms re-signed with the Bucs. He must not have thought any other team was going to offer him anything. Clayton and Williams have both gotten progressively worse since joining the Bucs. I've already heard Gaines Adams labeled as a bad pick, should be fun.

Hope Zach doesn't move this to the football forum now.


If you didn't mention the sport, Zach wouldn't know what we were talking about. If we started talking about Vinny, Marty, Brad and the boys, Zach might chime in. smile.gif
dms26
QUOTE (Naismith @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 2:57 PM) *
If you didn't mention the sport, Zach wouldn't know what we were talking about. If we started talking about Vinny, Marty, Brad and the boys, Zach might chime in. smile.gif


I'm sure I can find that ring too
No_Neck
QUOTE (Naismith @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 2:50 PM) *
I know you're old, but you're not THAT old.

I think what you meant was, "just for the record I was a Patriots fan right before they got their new stadium."



I was 2 damn it.... I remember
tskillz187
QUOTE (Naismith @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 11:34 AM) *
Also, RAIL CALL. tskillz is on the bubble on FTP. Sign on and search for him. Same FTP name.


Just for all my fans, I won this shit. And Naismith flip flopped and started cheering for the guy that was first at bubble time, he ended up bubbling. It was a 6 seater $5.50 SNG. BALLIN!

Gruden sucks. Bucs suck.

New topic. Ginobili. Great basketball player? Or greatest basketball player?
tskillz187
QUOTE (Naismith @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 11:25 AM) *
LOL...really, LOL...at comparing the Eagles to Chip Reese.


Best cash game player ever. Best regular season team ever. They both come day in and out and bring a consistent strong game. They both haven't won the big one.

QUOTE (Naismith @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 11:25 AM) *
In the last decade, the Bucs have gone to the playoffs more and won a Super Bowl. Booyah!


I don't even think this is true. But I will check it out. Past 7 years only one team in the NFL has made the playoffs 6 times. Eagles. Under 3 different QBs, McNabb, Feeley, and Garcia. They know how to win. Send BDAWK out there and let him get crazy. Also their management is only rivaled by the Pats, they cut Trotter today even though he has history with the teams, sorry Trot once you hit 30 we ship you out. Unless you're BDAWK.


QUOTE (Naismith @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 11:25 AM) *
Also, Jon Gruden must die, and he's really an Eagle deep down.


Everyone wants to be an Eagle. It's like being a Yankee. And I hate the Yankees. But I'd play for 'em.

For thos of you NL strat posters that aren't interested in football please present another topic. Hopefully your posts will be logical and not just full of fan-boy love a la Naismith/Vertigo/Meretricious (pick a god damn name).
No_Neck
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 3:11 PM) *
Great basketball player



Tony Parker beats him in hottest girlfriend. FWIW
dms26
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 3:11 PM) *
Just for all my fans, I won this shit. And Naismith flip flopped and started cheering for the guy that was first at bubble time, he ended up bubbling. It was a 6 seater $5.50 SNG. BALLIN!

Gruden sucks.

New topic. Ginobili. Great basketball player? Or greatest basketball player?


Congrats

No argument there

I haven't watched an NBA game in years
dms26
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 3:19 PM) *
Tony Parker beats him in hottest girlfriend. FWIW



TPIWWP obv.


Who is Ginobli's gf?
No_Neck
QUOTE (dms26 @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 3:21 PM) *
TPIWWP obv.
Who is Ginobli's gf?



I dunno but good luck to him






Naismith
Ginobli is awesome, of course, because he plays like a footballer...overdramatic, high-pitched-screaming, non-stop flopping and cheap shots.

Obviously, Eva is hot. But I think going for an older woman is -EV.
tskillz187
QUOTE (Naismith @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 2:11 PM) *
Ginobli is awesome, of course, because he plays like a footballer...overdramatic, high-pitched-screaming, non-stop flopping and cheap shots.

Obviously, Eva is hot. But I think going for an older woman is -EV.


I liked you more when you just gave your opinion about hands. Except the part bout older women, obv mistake.

Google Marietta Ginobili, she's sexy too. MANUMANUMANUMANUMANU
simo_8ball
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Tuesday, August 21st, 2007, 10:30 PM) *
Google Marietta Ginobili, she's sexy too.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&s...earch&meta=


Your search - "Marietta Ginobili" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
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shinzilla
I think it's funny how much NFC East fans hate each other. Eagles fans are hilarious... one of my really good friends is from Philly and he hates the Cowboys probably 5 times as much as I, as a Seahawks fan, hate the Rams and Raiders combined. Everyone's just so bitter. NFC games are always good to watch though.
No_Neck
everyone in the Northeast is bitter....
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