Eva Angelina is finally doing anal porn

I feel dirty watching Jenny Heart on the interweb... anyone else?

An attractive blonde arrived at a casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES, YES, I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumb founded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."


MORAL OF THE STORY:

Not all blondes are dumb. But all men... are men.

Guitar Hero has ruined many of my friends lives

then don't tell them about Rock Band

cause that game is like crack laced with crystal meth with a sprinkle of opium

Is smoking DVD fragments a high cancer risk?

i would assume it would fck u up

A friend of mine just got hired at Guitar Hero.


He is pretty good at the game.

Stage #890429738: Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $2 - 2008-01-29 20:52:36 (ET)
Table: CHESAPEAKE (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - ZACH ($120.25 in chips)
Seat 4 - NAISMITH ($612.14 in chips)
ZACH - Posts small blind $1
NAISMITH - Posts big blind $2
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to NAISMITH [4s 10h]
ZACH - Calls $1
NAISMITH - Checks
*** FLOP *** [3d 8d 8s]
NAISMITH - Checks
ZACH - Checks
*** TURN *** [3d 8d 8s] [Kh]
NAISMITH - Checks
ZACH - Checks
*** RIVER *** [3d 8d 8s Kh] [6c]
NAISMITH - Checks
ZACH - Checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NAISMITH - Shows [4s 10h] (One pair, eights)
ZACH - Shows [5h 8c] (Three of a kind, eights)
ZACH Collects $3.80 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($4) | Rake ($0.20)
Board [3d 8d 8s Kh 6c]
Seat 4: NAISMITH (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, eights [4s 10h - B:8s,B:8d,B:Kh,P:10h,B:6c]
Seat 6: ZACH (dealer) (small blind) won Total ($3.80) HI:($3.80) with Three of a kind, eights [5h 8c - B:8s,B:8d,P:8c,B:Kh,B:6c]

Better to win a small pot than lose a big one.

On Jan 29, 2:01 pm, Lute <lutelat...@msn.com> wrote:
> A bad analogy is a lot like a horse on an airport runway.
> You can make it drink,but you can't lead it.

LOL at both HH and analogy.

First losing day at $50 max. Was down 4 buyins cut it to 2.5. Meh. Woulda been a plus 2 buyin day if sets could hold v flush draws in 450bb pots!

I play good?

List of Top 3 Pornstars, in order, to have sex with:

1) Sativa Rose
2) Cody Lane
3) Carmella Bing

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Could you people ****en tell me when people make retarded threads like the two I locked tonight?

I can't be in here at all hours of the day.

The shock value of you stumbling over them yourself is 10x funnier.

I gotta go with:

1) Eva Angelina
2) Taylor Rain
3) Missy Monroe


but that's just me.

stop being a degenerate then or get someone to help during normal work hours so you can do blow and hookers.

wow is it crazy windy here today. sustained winds of 60 mph for pretty much the last 9 hrs. can barely walk in a straight line.

Did you like the DVD rewinder?

Yeah, can't even remember where I saw it though.

get drunk at lunch, nobody will be able to tell

will do

ZOMG this thread is tilting me.

Can somebody please explain to him that OPEN FOLDING IS NEVER RIGHT????

http://www.poker-strategy.org/default.aspx...mp;postid=56173

Basically to sum up his argument. In a heads up cash game, he wants to open fold garbage hands he's got when limped to in the BB because checking will cause a rake of 1/10th a BB.

We had that shit yesterday with snow. It was wild.

I see that the thermometer on the bank said it's 2 degrees this morning. Yay, winter.

jesus titty****ing christ, even I'm not that retarded. Now I'm pissed off

Bah. No. Why argue?

I read the OP, laughed to myself and wondered what I'd do if I limped the SB (virtually never happens, like 1 in 50 times at most, depending on opponents) and my opponent open folded when he could've seen a free flop and flopped the nuts against his one opponent since he's playing HU. Wonderful.

What are we not paying you for then?

How could Sativa Rose not be in your top 3 (Eva is probably my #4 tbh).

Download "My Sisters Hot Friend" with Sativa. Omfg.

I'm not denying her hotness at all - I just don't think she's that good of a starlette...at least from when she first started. I like my girls dirty, hence Taylor and Missy.

Dirty is overrated. I need sweet innocent eyes so I feel like I'd be doing something corrupting and morally wrong when plowing the ho.

The eyes have to speak something along the lines of, "You want to put what in my what? Oh gosh golly gee Mr. I've never had that before."

Don't they say that in every porno?

No. You're just addicted to the "I caught the babysitter stealing from the change jar" flicks.

Volume 2543624 is pretty sweet though.

I agree, shamefully, 100%. I bet you're a Jasmine Byrne fan



i.e., Tiffany Rayne?

I'm a walking female pornstar library, btw.

This is much better than "I burned my hand and need a fancy oven mitt."

Thanks.

Continue, please.

specbrad challenges you to a duel, there is a thread about pornstars in off topic

I'm not a man who likes to know names, or have the woman know his name.

And if I must introduce myself, from this day foward, "Hi my name is Potential Lawsuit"



... actually though, a real good alias would be Justin Casey... it's really easy to remember... Just-in Case-y ou need a fake name

I fail to see how that is any less gay than us talking about girls we masturbate to but hey, whatever floats your boat.

Ugh. You all need dates with real women.

Real women?

We're on the internet, there are no women. Duh.

not sure my gf would approve of that

LOL

I knew what I was saying when I said it.

Dating is overrated, FYI.

It's a giant step from where some of these guys are.

Not really, lol. I dated too many women last year, and it got old fast. College = bitch central.

And don't act like you don't watch porn.

I live porn. I don't watch it.

I c-bet with a whiffed AQ, villain calls. I pair a queen on the turn but it makes a 3-flush on board. I check. He checks behind. I bet the river. He folds.

SOAP_DODGER: aa
David_Nicoson: bb
SOAP_DODGER: ?
David_Nicoson: I had pocket bees
SOAP_DODGER: youre most transparent player at 1/2
David_Nicoson: ty
SOAP_DODGER: u can still get the donks money i guess
David_Nicoson: Just to be clear, AA is supposed to be my hand?
SOAP_DODGER: ya u had aa
David_Nicoson: ok
SOAP_DODGER: u probably had better
SOAP_DODGER: but thats the min
David_Nicoson: So AA or maybe something else?
SOAP_DODGER: AA KK QQ
SOAP_DODGER: only hands u couldve had
David_Nicoson: And you figured this out after the river bet?
David_Nicoson: Just for future reference.
SOAP_DODGER: doesnt matter, u have never bluffed in ur life
SOAP_DODGER: so u cant have less than aa there
David_Nicoson: That would be immoral.
SOAP_DODGER: just dont ever play higher

I raise with 99. Villain calls. Flop comes k44. I c-bet, he raises, I call. Checks down on the turn and river.

SOAP_DODGER: lol and ur a station
SOAP_DODGER: 2 easy
David_Nicoson: I'm taking notes
SOAP_DODGER: lol on what
David_Nicoson: on how to play good.
SOAP_DODGER: u need to do sumthin
SOAP_DODGER: dead money now
David_Nicoson: Do I get to taunt you if I lose a pot?
SOAP_DODGER: u can do whatever u feel like fag
David_Nicoson: excellent