Apparently intelligence isn't required for the job?

The only thing this has to do with your comment is they both mention Google, what a segway!

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $87.15
UTG+1: $169.50
CO: $322.80
Button: $158.05
SB: $99
Hero: $156.40

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with Q A
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $4, 3 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: T 3 4 ($8.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks.

Turn: J ($8.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $6, UTG+1 calls.

River: K ($20.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $15, Hero raises all-in $146.4, UTG+1 calls.

Results:
Final pot: $313.3
Hero showed Qd Ad
UTG+1 mucks Jh Kc




Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $190.60
Hero: $102.30
Button: $109.95
SB: $25
BB: $37.65

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with K K
UTG folds, Hero raises to $3, Button folds, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: K T 7 ($7, 2 players)
SB bets $3, Hero raises to $11, SB calls.

Turn: 9 ($29, 2 players)
SB bets $7, Hero raises to $14, SB calls all-in $4.
Uncalled bets: $3 returned to Hero.

River: Q ($51, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $51)


Results:
Final pot: $51
Hero showed Kh Ks
SB showed 3d 3h

Its like Christmas!!!

I have 2 6 in one of the blinds. The flop comes J 3 4 giving me a flush draw and a gutshot. I bet on the flop. Villain calls. Turn is a Q. I bet. Villain calls. River is an offsuit 5 completing my straight. I shove. Villain calls.

adude321: are you kidding me?
adude321: did you just chase a gutshot there?
David_Nicoson: Yep.
David_Nicoson: I'm gutshot Dave
adude321: That was so ****ing retarded I don't know where to start
adude321: What's your thinking there?
David_Nicoson: I felt it coming
adude321: or no thinking
adude321: oh right. Well please don't leave
adude321: Cause you're basically drawing to a two outer there even if you put me on a flush draw
adude321: really hitting the dip ****** variance tonight
adude321: Like I'm a donkey and I'll bet 50 bucks and hope a gutshot hits
David_Nicoson: You can't just hope
David_Nicoson: You have to visualize it.
David_Nicoson: Then it works.
adude321: oh, I see
adude321: you're just a *****e
adude321: m o ro n

[adude321 hits his draw on different hand.]

David_Nicoson: See there?
David_Nicoson: Tell me you didn't imagine hitting your card.
adude321: I want your money. just don't leave

Blah what a day. Flush over flush, and AA no good to a rivered trips.

There is a donkey with 7 buyins at my table but every hand I play with him he owns my soul.

≠ 'segue'

LOL Did you ever tell him you had a fd too?

my contribution to the thread today, enjoy!

http://www.quixoticals.com/2007/05/these-g...irlfriends.html

another one, I love the Onion!

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41192

No, I think he's happier this way.

He made top two on the turn, by the way.

that looks like a rough last 50 hands or so

are u multitabling yet?

nice, I love that line.

I had some guy complaining about me a few nights ago for a hand he wasn't even in.

I think the opportunity to bitch about things is a big component of poker's appeal to some people.

Agreed, especially when Hellmuth gets so much air time. I mostly just throw chips across the living room.

It's definitely one of the tiltiest lines in poker.

I need to learn to say these things when I get bashed for playing it correctly and he misreads my hand... I'm too much of a professor...

Yet somehow I still end up saying these things

http://www.sptimes.com/2008/01/17/Northpin...em__hold_.shtml

This was one of my regular games. I haven't played it in a while. My buddy, Ken, was there last week.

The article doesn't mention that they drove a truck through the wall. LOL.

EDIT: LOL. I just re-read the article. It is so, so, so FOS.

no one else thinks this is really funny? it's 5 guys getting freaky with an ottoman.

ah the weekend is here. gonna try to log 5K hands this weekend, qualify and play in Sunday Mil, ft a MTT.

I hate running bad

5k hands seems like a crazy amount in 2 days

already got 600 in

I kinda tried to void it from memory before you brought it up again.

That...was gay.

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...p;#entry2376446

There's more coming.

I played in the local $115 tourney last night.
Played every hand perfectly and crusing: 14 players left -- 4 left to the FT and money.
I pick up JJ UTG. I raise, fold, fold fold, BB pushes and I have him well covered and call.
He has TT and flops a set.
Two hands later I get I get TT in the SB everything folds to me and I push over the SB who is short stacked. She moans and calls with Q5 and hits a Q on the turn.
Next hand I pick up AK suited, there's a raise, and a call and now I'm SS'ed with 3 hands before the BB hits me again. So I shove, the raiser shoves and I end up all in HU to essentially almost triple up
Me: AK
Villain: QQ
Me: bricks and out.

A truck?
The police drove a truck through a wall.

Yes, the police drove a truck through the wall and then sent 47 officers in to arrest a bunch of degenerate gamblers, most of whom can't afford a Jaguar, Mercedes or Lexus or any car despite how the article tried to make it seem.

The amount of BS in that article is unbelievable, like the other store owners talking about losing customers because of this. None of the games ever start much before midnight, despite any effort to get underway earlier. Also, the girl who claimed she didn't know it was a card room has played many times before.

is that the girl who just came for drinks and xanax, lol?

Yeah, just showed up for a drink. Didn't know about the poker.

She also shoved AT on me on an AKQ flop after I 5-bet her preflop once and lost three buy ins.

How's it go? The news is always accurate except for anything you have any first knowledge.

Am I to understand that they drove the truck into the wall on purpose? Like, as an alternative to knocking?

I'm confused who lost the 3 buyins? I think there's at least a 25% chance she's good here.

They drove a truck through a wall rather thank knocking!

Pfft! I'm always good in this spot.

amongst other things... i had a dream last night where zach locked this thread


i need a psychiatrist

knocking is overrated

+1

I hate poker.


That is all.

if it's any consolation nate - the pats kick off in about 2.5 hours.

The NFC Championship Game is dead to me.

I was raised to hate the Giants.

I naturally developed my hatred of the Packers and the world's most overrated player.

Nature vs Nurture...who will win?

The Giants will win.

I have no evidence to back this up and all of the statistics, trends and analysts say otherwise, but I stand by my statement anyway.

Pack and Chargers one time!!!!

As my friend told the NYG fans during the Buffalo game, "We're not in New York anymore!!!!"




He was belligerently drunk, obv.

Pulling for a Giants-Chargers Super Bowl.

Red zone fgs don't get you to the superbowl. meh.

Is it like a rule that no one can play poker during football days?

I can't get action to save my life since the games started.

Having said that, I did get one fish, and I'm finally back in the black for the day. Ty fishies.

Here we go Chargers, here we go

Nevermind, lol.

18-0, here we come Arizona!

Go Packers.



FYP. Favre is cominggggggggggggggggggg.