No_Neck
Saturday, January 12th, 2008, 8:30 PM
WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Bring on the Colts. (I am pretty sure it will be the Colts)
tskillz187
Saturday, January 12th, 2008, 8:37 PM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Saturday, January 12th, 2008, 9:30 PM)

WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Bring on the Colts. (I am pretty sure it will be the Colts)
That was pretty boring, IMO. A little too easy for the Pats. The whole wait for Brady to try for the big play and mess up idea on D doesn't seem right.
I'm very partial, but I'd just take what the Eagles did and blitz every fu
cking down, and hope you force some turnovers/sacks or something. Getting picked apart like that has to be disheartning.
tskillz187
Saturday, January 12th, 2008, 11:41 PM
I <3 Zach.
tskillz187
Saturday, January 12th, 2008, 11:44 PM
Nothing to see here, just Zach being the man.
Zach6668
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 12:00 AM
To make the picture bigger, maybe try using the link to the image, not the one to the thumbnail.
To use the print screen button, just hit it, then go paste it in Paint, resize the image to show what you want to show, and the upload it, post it here.
tskillz187
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 12:15 AM
tskillz187
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 12:43 AM
Here's PT stats...
Zach6668
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 1:14 AM
Good stats imo
cwik
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 2:55 AM
Looks good tskillz. run better? seriously looks like you are killing the game. If you were running at EV, you would be crushing it at about 15ptbb/100.
No_Neck
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 8:21 AM
VPIP = 20 = nit

nice work congrats.
Naismith
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 9:10 AM
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 12:43 AM)

Here's PT stats...

Who would've thought someone so dumb could be a winning player? Nice work, sir!
P.S. Stop IM'ing me when I'm A) dropping 2500 dollars or

about to pass out.
tskillz187
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 9:34 AM
QUOTE (cwik @ Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 3:55 AM)

Looks good tskillz. run better? seriously looks like you are killing the game. If you were running at EV, you would be crushing it at about 15ptbb/100.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not get ahead of ourselves, I just want to run slightly bad, not even!
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 9:21 AM)

VPIP = 20 = nit

nice work congrats.
Heh, I really don't feel nitty, it's weird. I can't even think of spots to open up more without it being highly exploitable. I don't know how people do it.
QUOTE (Naismith @ Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 10:10 AM)

Who would've thought someone so dumb could be a winning player? Nice work, sir!
P.S. Stop IM'ing me when I'm A) dropping 2500 dollars or

about to pass out.
1. I'm brilliant.
2. Stop dropping $2500.
3. Get on my sleep schedule.
4. Make me luckier.
Acid_Knight
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 10:05 AM
Your stats are a tad nitty, but nothing too bad.
Just run better FTW.
Temporary Nuts
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 10:26 AM
Go Giants

... i feel dirty having to root for them *shudders*
Acid_Knight
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 10:56 AM
NYG FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God, I'm probably going to be angrier than Nasmith after a 1-Hour LHE session after the Giants game....
tskillz187
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 11:10 AM
I hate the Giants even more than the Cowboys. Fuck em.
Naismith
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 12:07 PM
Go Cowboys!
I can't wait for when Dallas humiliates Favre next week.
Temporary Nuts
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 12:16 PM
QUOTE (Naismith @ Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 3:07 PM)

Go Cowboys!
I can't wait for when Dallas humiliates Favre next week.
i really mean this in the friendliest way possible... DIE
Naismith
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 12:32 PM
QUOTE (Temporary Nuts @ Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 12:16 PM)

i really mean this in the friendliest way possible... DIE
I hope Favre has his knee shattered and then the world suddenly, instantly realizes, "Hey, wait a minute...this guy has been mediocre to miserable over the last five years. Why do we keep singing his praises?"
That's the world I want to live in.
tskillz187
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 1:23 PM
Favre is God and will beat the Patriots by himself in the Super Bowl.
That effort by the Chargers was miraculous. I can't even believe it. What a hard hitting injury filled game. I feel like they just let the Patriots a bye week going into the bye week before the Super Bowl.
Temporary Nuts
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 1:27 PM
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 4:23 PM)

Favre is God and will beat the Patriots by himself in the Super Bowl.
That effort by the Chargers was miraculous. I can't even believe it. What a hard hitting injury filled game. I feel like they just let the Patriots a bye week going into the bye week before the Super Bowl.
O_O
i agree 100% with tskillz...
does that make me a life donkż
fdsafdsa
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 4:56 PM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Sunday, December 16th, 2007, 4:22 PM)

HOW ABOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
tskillz187
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 4:59 PM
Wow, that was pretty crazy too. NYG D is great now, you're welcome for taking Philly's coaches. Anyways, I tried to root for the Cowboys but I couldn't do it and actually felt dirty rooting for the Giants. Thank god I get to root for Favre next week.
NoBBiR
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 4:59 PM
Jason Garrett is officially the worst play caller I've ever seen in the 2 minute drill.
I used to want him to stay and not take a job in Atlanta or somewhere else, but now I could care less. 4 plays from the 25 yard line to win the game. Call two short passes, and then two into the endzone, and basically ignore Jason Witten, the best tight end in football.
I'm physically ill right now.
Andromeda
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 5:03 PM
my prediction is Packers vs. Patriots in the Super Bowl, Pats take the win for 19-0
NoBBiR
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 5:04 PM
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 4:59 PM)

Wow, that was pretty crazy too. NYG D is great now, you're welcome for taking Philly's coaches. Anyways, I tried to root for the Cowboys but I couldn't do it and actually felt dirty rooting for the Giants. Thank god I get to root for Favre next week.
Are you serious? The Giants D played like crap until the last 5 minutes of the game. The Cowboys played like garbage throughout the second half though. We'd gain like 9 yards and then get a stupid penalty, and then gain 15 yards and get a stupid ass holding call.
If the Giants play like they did today, the Packers are going to score like 63 points, because unlike the sloppy ass Cowboys, Favre will actually move the ball.
NoBBiR
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 5:10 PM
QUOTE (Temporary Nuts @ Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 12:16 PM)

i really mean this in the friendliest way possible... DIE
Me too, I'm officially a Packers fan. I'm dying to watch him kill the Patriots in the Super Bowl and then retire.
I ****ing hate the entire Cowboys coaching staff at the moment though.
Temporary Nuts
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 5:14 PM
The Cowboys beat themselves... as much as I hate them I'd have preferred to see them lose at their best...
A couple receivers bother to catch the ball and that game is easily 38-21
cwik
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 5:33 PM
QUOTE (Andromeda @ Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 5:03 PM)

my prediction is Packers vs. Patriots in the Super Bowl, Pats take the win for 19-0
way to go out on the limb there.
My pick is a Houston Oiler vs Los Angeles Xtreme Super Bowl, with Micheal Jordan as MVP.
tskillz187
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 5:34 PM
I think they all played bad with the exception of Marion "beast mode" Barber. Romo was sloppy, the line just let him get crushed for the whole 4th quarter and all the WRs were subpar.
Temporary Nuts
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 5:38 PM
QUOTE (Temporary Nuts @ Thursday, September 20th, 2007, 2:40 PM)

Realistically...
Broncos - Cowboys final score 24-14 Broncos.
What I want to see...
Packers - Pats rematch... the same result as last time would be wonderful
premature w00t
dms26
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 6:03 PM
QUOTE (Nikki_N @ Saturday, January 12th, 2008, 4:23 PM)

No way Oolong has a wiki page, that's awesome.
RIP
Acid_Knight
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 6:13 PM
GIANTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Temporary Nuts
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 6:31 PM
QUOTE (Acid_Knight @ Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 9:13 PM)

GIANTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you had your support... time to lose now
No_Neck
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 6:42 PM
Who would have guess Payton would choke and Eli would shine?
Acid_Knight
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 6:50 PM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 6:42 PM)

Who would have guess Payton would choke and Eli would shine?
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Temporary Nuts
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 7:09 PM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 9:42 PM)

Who would have guess Payton would choke and Eli would shine?
If by some off chance the giants won the superbowl...
i don't think i'll be able to endure the ensuing commercials
NoBBiR
Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 7:16 PM
QUOTE (Temporary Nuts @ Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 5:14 PM)

The Cowboys beat themselves... as much as I hate them I'd have preferred to see them lose at their best...
A couple receivers bother to catch the ball and that game is easily 38-21
That's why I feel like I want to die right now. Crayton played like he wasn't getting paid. And I absolutely want to break Roy Williams neck right now. The guy makes me wonder what he did that made turn into a complete bum. I'm longing for the day he gets cut so I can burn his jersey, he just makes me sick now.
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 5:34 PM)

I think they all played bad with the exception of Marion "beast mode" Barber. Romo was sloppy, the line just let him get crushed for the whole 4th quarter and all the WRs were subpar.
I really wish the rest of my team played with the emotion that Marion did. The guy is an absolute animal on the field, but everyone else plays like they already made their money this year, so it's time to rest.
krup24
Monday, January 14th, 2008, 4:54 AM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 9:42 PM)

Who would have guess Payton would choke and Eli would shine?
Peyton didn't choke the Indy D choked.
But yeah Eli is like a new man but that will change next week hopefully in the snow.
Acid_Knight
Monday, January 14th, 2008, 7:23 AM
QUOTE (NoBBiR @ Sunday, January 13th, 2008, 7:16 PM)

I really wish the rest of my team played with the emotion that Marion did. The guy is an absolute animal on the field, but everyone else plays like they already made their money this year, so it's time to rest.
Yeah, I was not so silently rooting for something debilitating to happen to him at the bottom of a pile so that he could stop killing us.
Also, your icon is a bit screwed up. You need the Pats to win AND the Packers to win before your little avatar can come true.
No_Neck
Monday, January 14th, 2008, 7:54 AM
I am eating Oatmeal and blue berries for breakfast

Also there is 6 inches of snow outside.
Good thing I work from my couch
tskillz187
Monday, January 14th, 2008, 8:35 AM
I have like 2 errands to run all day. I might not get them done because I'm lazy.
krup24
Monday, January 14th, 2008, 8:39 AM
Well i did play some live poker this weekend which was really nice for a change. I jumped into a 1-2 NL game at the Wheeling Island Casino. All I can really say is that the play is awful, so awful that I can nearly guarantee $1000-$1500 profit a week if I played there daily.
I bought in for the max $300. Table was 2 women sitting with less than $100. One Guy on my left with a healthy stack who looked like he was competent (which i later found out wasn't true). One guy who looked like the guy from west coast choppers who was super aggressive.
Almost every pot was limped by 7-8 players which made me start limping several speculative hands. For about an hr i didn't win but two small pots then I hit a big one.
6 limpers to me in CO I look down at AKs and raise to $17 (a bit bigger than standard) and I get 6 callers, one limper folded and one blind called. Flop AK8 rainbow. Checked to me I bet $60. Two callers. Turn 2. I bet all in have both covered and both call. One player shows A9o other A5o. Both drawing dead. I scooped a ginormous pot.
Another pot I won was I raised 78s on the button after 5 limpers. Flop 7-6-Q rainbow. I c-bet get one caller. Turn 7. I CRAI and pick off a shortstacks Q4s.
Now this hand should really put into perspective how bad these players are. 3-4 Limps and 1 raise to $15 w/ TT and get 5-callers. Flop 9-J-3. Bet and all in before me, i obv dump it and shortie in the blinds calls. Other two get their money in on the turn 4. Players flip 89o, 69o, 79o. River is 5 and the 8 kicker takes down about a $300 pot where i had the best hand.
I saw it all. All in shoves with 3 outs. QQ limped about 5x preflop and c/calling when a king hits. A9o calling 3-bets preflop and shoving on a TJA flop with 2 spades. Seriously the play was probably the worst I have ever witnessed. You don't have to do anything but play ABC poker and you will clean up constantly here.
mtdesmoines
Monday, January 14th, 2008, 8:39 AM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Monday, January 14th, 2008, 7:54 AM)

I am eating Oatmeal and blue berries for breakfast

Also there is 6 inches of snow outside.
Good thing I work from my couch

QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Monday, January 14th, 2008, 8:35 AM)

I have like 2 errands to run all day. I might not get them done because I'm lazy.
Frickin pros
No_Neck
Monday, January 14th, 2008, 8:42 AM
Alright FCP, I have a confession that you might have guessed, I am a fat ass.
305 pounds, which is by far the heaviest I have ever been. This online poker/holidays thing has really made me gain weight at a crazy rate. I just got on the scale, I am looking to lose 25 pounds in 10 weeks. Then we are going to have to set up another challenge.
I am going to hop on the scale Monday morning for the next 10 weeks and post my weight in an effort to shame myself into eating right.
I went through and got rid of all non healthy food in my house so that won't be a temptation, and I stopped smoking reefer, so I won't be getting the late night munchies.
Anywho when are we doing this pool?
mtdesmoines
Monday, January 14th, 2008, 8:44 AM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Monday, January 14th, 2008, 8:42 AM)

Alright FCP, I have a confession that you might have guessed, I am a fat ass.
305 pounds, which is by far the heaviest I have ever been. This online poker/holidays thing has really made me gain weight at a crazy rate. I just got on the scale, I am looking to lose 25 pounds in 10 weeks. Then we are going to have to set up another challenge.
I am going to hop on the scale Monday morning for the next 10 weeks and post my weight in an effort to shame myself into eating right.
I went through and got rid of all non healthy food in my house so that won't be a temptation, and I stopped smoking reefer, so I won't be getting the late night munchies.
Anywho when are we doing this pool?
I need to get in this, too.
230.
Shooting for 205 for now.
Andromeda
Monday, January 14th, 2008, 9:07 AM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Monday, January 14th, 2008, 11:42 AM)

Alright FCP, I have a confession that you might have guessed, I am a fat ass.
305 pounds, which is by far the heaviest I have ever been. This online poker/holidays thing has really made me gain weight at a crazy rate. I just got on the scale, I am looking to lose 25 pounds in 10 weeks. Then we are going to have to set up another challenge.
I am going to hop on the scale Monday morning for the next 10 weeks and post my weight in an effort to shame myself into eating right.
I went through and got rid of all non healthy food in my house so that won't be a temptation, and I stopped smoking reefer, so I won't be getting the late night munchies.
Anywho when are we doing this pool?
I really want to get in on this one but I need to get healthy first - my sprained ankle is healing nicely but now my ears are clogged. I hate 2008 :/
edit: oh, I'm 243lbs, would LOVE to get down to 180lb area but would settle for 200.
No_Neck
Monday, January 14th, 2008, 9:10 AM
QUOTE (Andromeda @ Monday, January 14th, 2008, 12:07 PM)

I really want to get in on this one but I need to get healthy first - my sprained ankle is healing nicely but now my ears are clogged. I hate 2008 :/
sorry to hear that dude. Get better soon. Did this get you out of work today?
EDIT: all you tossers better enter my skipament in general
Skipament
Andromeda
Monday, January 14th, 2008, 9:30 AM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Monday, January 14th, 2008, 12:10 PM)

sorry to hear that dude. Get better soon. Did this get you out of work today?
thanks, I hope I'm getting it all out of the way...I can't deal with being sick/something wrong for an entire year.
sadly, no - when I sprained my ankle I still went into work cause I had a report deadline that I couldn't miss and then I went in today cause well...if I don't go in, nothing gets done. My boss was cool enough to tell me I could leave whenever though. I figure I'll tough it out until about 2:30ish.
Acid_Knight
Monday, January 14th, 2008, 9:34 AM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Monday, January 14th, 2008, 8:42 AM)

Alright FCP, I have a confession that you might have guessed, I am a fat ass.
305 pounds, which is by far the heaviest I have ever been. This online poker/holidays thing has really made me gain weight at a crazy rate. I just got on the scale, I am looking to lose 25 pounds in 10 weeks. Then we are going to have to set up another challenge.
I am going to hop on the scale Monday morning for the next 10 weeks and post my weight in an effort to shame myself into eating right.
I went through and got rid of all non healthy food in my house so that won't be a temptation, and I stopped smoking reefer, so I won't be getting the late night munchies.
Anywho when are we doing this pool?
I am sitting at 247. In 10 weeks, I want to weigh 225, which is a reasonable goal. I'm all about making a bet here or just generally shaming myself/others into losing weight.
I think that we shoudl all get on a scale on Monday morning and post weights in the thread. Also, let's make a bet!
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