Winner.

I love Cobalt's posts, and he seems like the decentest of people.

So I say this in fun.

It's not like he was wasting his time at football practice. Or basketball practice. Etc.

Prefaces to ripping on someone are weaksauce! Man up and rip him right off the bat.

OK, FMP

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Burn!

I think you were out of line though, I like Cobalt.

booked.

139, 6"3

Ok, cwik vs Cobalt @ weight gain

Acid_Knight vs Naismith vs No_Neck vs Krup vs Tskillz (man up bitch!) @ weight loss.

Let the betting begin?

I don't ever recall playing "Does" before last summer...and I really think Ahson was mistaken on some rules that he taught us.

Also, for the record, taking two shots of 151 and then running half a mile is not recommended.

i kinda wanted to be fat for the rest of the month and start in Feb. i just went shopping and didn't buy food that will keep me above the yellow line. im gonna eat my kielbassi and kraut then hop on the scale and see where i stand.

OMG I am going to miss processed meat.

I stopped for food at the Kentucky Taco Hut. I saw a man with a ghetto bluetooth headset (a ski mask with a regular cell phone stuck in it). It was hard not to laugh.

Since when do the Power Rangers endorse Full Tilt? Did one of them win a big tournament?

I dunno what you're talking about David? The football guy is the avatar you get if you in a FTOPS event. The 10mil guaranteed is probably for all of the tourneys put together, not the main event.

But I'm not sure if that's what you're inquiring with the arrow?

quick glance, it looks like a power ranger not a football player.

agreed 100%

Ahhhh... joke just went over my head.

wow i'm surprised so many people on ft

it's been so long since i played there they used to have 12K during peak. i guess maybe thats why i always frown upon it. well i kinda hate the cartoon avatars are they still there or do they have some other backgrounds without them?

nate i just thought of a new movie that is kinda off the radar

The Reaping with Jennifer Garner

very good, thriller-mystery type movie

They can be turned off.

how hard is it to put on 10lbs of muscle? Will diet play a large roll in this, or is it mostly just physically working out?

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FCP)

MP2 ($159)
MP3 ($62.15)
CO ($28.50)
Button ($42.50)
Hero ($49.50)
BB ($78.90)
UTG ($22.50)
UTG+1 ($50.60)
MP1 ($57.85)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A , A .
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.50, 1 fold, MP2 raises to $2.5, 3 folds, Hero raises to $6.5, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls $6, MP2 calls $4.

Flop: ($20) K , 2 , 9 (3 players)
Hero bets $15, UTG+1 calls $15, MP2 calls $15.

Turn: ($65) 6 (3 players)
Hero bets $28 (All-In), UTG+1 calls $28, MP2 folds.

River: ($0) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $121

UTG+1 shows 7 9

NH sir.

This is pretty god damn hard to do. I can't imagine struggling to put on weight, so I can just give you advice on what I do and that should help gain it!

1. Eat before you go to sleep
2. Only eat like 2 meals a day, but make them gluttoness.
3. As little activity as possible. I'm talking always make the girl be on top, that's how little activity you should be doing.
4. Deep fry everything.
5. Increase risk for all health problems

Did he have a tiger for an avatar, by any chance?

Lame hand of the day

Absolute Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Absolute-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

SB ($6.95)
BB ($29.20)
UTG ($22.02)
Hero ($23.90)
CO ($13.32)
Button ($56.06)

Preflop: Hero is MP with , .
UTG calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.25, 1 fold, Button calls $1.25, 1 fold, BB calls $1, UTG calls $1.

Flop: ($5.10) , , (4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $3.25, Button raises to $32.5, BB folds, UTG folds, Hero calls $19.40 (All-In).

Turn: ($50.40) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($50.40) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $50.40

Results in white below:
Hero has Ts Th (full house, tens full of kings).
Button has Kh Tc (full house, kings full of tens).
Outcome: Button wins $60.25.

Most fun hand of the day

Absolute Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (5 handed) Absolute-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

Button ($10.72)
SB ($48.35)
Hero ($23.85)
UTG ($6.95)
MP ($34.60)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, Button calls $0.25, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: ($1) , , (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, Button checks.

Turn: ($1) (4 players)
SB bets $0.5, Hero calls $0.50, UTG folds, Button calls $0.50.

River: ($2.50) (3 players)
SB bets $1.25, Hero calls $1.25, Button raises to $5.25, SB folds, Hero calls $4.

Final Pot: $14.25

Results in white below:
Hero has Kh 8s (two pair, aces and eights).
Button has 3c 6c (two pair, aces and sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins $14.25.

Actually this hand was pretty fun too...

Absolute Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (3 handed) Absolute-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

SB ($47.97)
BB ($18)
Hero ($33.45)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
Hero raises to $1, SB calls $0.90, 1 fold.

Flop: ($2.25) , , (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.75, SB calls $1.75.

Turn: ($5.75) (2 players)
SB bets $3, Hero raises to $8, SB raises to $20, Hero calls $12.

River: ($45.75) (2 players)
SB bets 25.22 , Hero bets $10.7 (All-In).

Final Pot: $35.05

Results in white below:
SB has 9h Th (high card, queen).
Hero has 6s As (straight, seven high).
Outcome: Hero wins $56.45.

dunno he donked 4 buyins then bye bye

I used my LAGtard image to double up through a guy with KT by raising all-in with AK in a 3-way limped pot. $110 into $6. Pretty fun.

r u on full tilt?

On Bodog currently.

I don't have much money on FT.

how many people on bodog right now?

I don't see the number reported.

HAHA, I actually laughed out loud. But I was thinking about being a bit healthy, with the year year and all.

Obv the best way to do it is be healthy, but it will be more difficult. If there's money on the line, follow my strategy and add copius consumption of alcohol, on the stretch run buy some steroids so you can keep more water weight etc.

If you wanted to go the healthy route, I would actually take my fewer meals but gluttoness advice. You likely have super high metabolism and eating many small meals helps increase. Also, putting on weight by adding muscle is difficult, granted muscle is heavier than fat, muslce burns more calories/day than fat, so your caloric intake needs to be higher.

I would just lift, buy some whey protein, and eat a calorie heavy diet. Eat lots of beef, poultry, and fish. Those all are high in protein, same with shrimp, and some others. Protein will build the shit out of muslces, but basically all my friends that I know have never wanted to gain weight, it's more like shed fat add muscle. So my diet plan might not be accurate.

The truth is I never really considered it before, but I am heavily leaning towards steroids right now.

I know a bunch of dudes on steroids. I've never taken them, but you can get stuff you don't even need to inject. It's pretty insane, plus you'll def put on weight. Obv there are a ton of negatives, but I don't think taking steroids is that bad, but only take 1 cycle.

Alright I'm in.

Anyone wanna do a roid prop bet with me? It will be fun! Off the top of my head I can think of some fun categories:

1) Largest head
2) Smallest testicles
3) Most back acne
4) Most home runs
5) Most beaten girlfriend

When it is over, we can all go out and get new haircuts!

FYP

lol @ most home runs.

getting my fat ass off the computer and going to wheeling island for some live poker and blackjack. can't wait. haven't played live in probably 4 months.

Girls love my new haircut. And if they don't.... Fuckin Skanks.

Anyone that wants free money betting on the Jags at +13 is a pretty good bet IMHO.

I can't bet on the Jags because of more moral reasons.

Discuss.

nice.

For Matt:

Oolong

That link is not working, but I'm just gonna go to wiki and check it out.

fmp



I had some extra https for some reason.

Amazingly talented bunny!

Who had the Oolong avatar back in the day?

Rob "Faketree". Ren and I just call him HoneyBunny.