well it is now. ty conklin for pres.

That's just because you're a nit.

I didn't see it because I suck at using my Tivo

GOOOO BUCS!!!

(I was a New England Patriot fan that went to HS in New York. I HATE THE GIANTS)

double postaments.

Have you ever seen me play? I'm anything but nitty.

>>>>>>>>>>>

That is all.

So I just started taking a new multi-vitamin a couple days ago, and now my piss is neon yellow. Is this something I should be concerned about?

If it's fluorescent you can start worrying.

Actually that would be pretty cool.

Common.

Eat a pound of asparagus for added impact.

I'm just saying, if you like limit, you're a nit

you're at home and if you just kick two extra points, they're kicking the FG for the tie and taking you into OT in the playoffs at your place.

Mmmmmmmm, Cowboy hungry.... Giant taste gooooooooood. I would have prefered to play the Bucs though, I wanted to end Garcia's career.

It's so much fun being a Bucs fan. Make the playoffs every other year and go down in the first round. Weeeeeeeeeeeee

No one has heard from Jay for a while...

Anyone think he just ended it, instead of putting up with the LHE punishment?

News of my poker retirement is somewhat exaggerated:


Bodog 10/20 NLHE (6-handed)

Cobalt $2130
Button $4500

Cobalt is UTG w/ 9 9 .

Pre-flop:
Cobalt raises to $70, MP calls, 1 fold, Button re-raises to $299, 2 folds, Cobalt calls, MP folds

Flop ($698): A J 9 (2 players)
Cobalt checks, Button bets $400, Cobalt shoves for $1831, Button insta-calls, Cobalt thinks "Oh Shit" until seeing AQo

Turn: K

River: 3

Final Pot: $4357

Wheeee.

Marginal call pf at best. donk.

Can I get a loan?

Wow...since when do superthreads occur outside of OT?

ok.....im just curious....is this like the hideout in the strat section?

this has to be.

i only knew this thread existed thanks to cobalt linking me.

then theres those douche bags in the shitty day thread in general....

Probably played this wrong on every street.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: ITH Forums)

CO ($13.30)
Hero ($10.40)
SB ($28.35)
BB ($9.75)
UTG ($17.50)
MP ($10.35)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
2 folds, CO raises to $0.35, Hero calls $0.35, SB calls $0.30, 1 fold.

Flop: ($1.15) , , (3 players)
SB checks, CO bets $0.8, Hero calls $0.80, SB folds.

Turn: ($2.75) (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $1.7, CO calls $1.70.

River: ($6.15) (2 players)
CO bets $10.45 (All-In), Hero calls $7.55 (All-In).

Final Pot: $21.25

Results:
CO has 6s Ah (straight flush, ace high).
Hero has Ac 9h (straight flush, king high).
Outcome: CO wins $24.15.

OMG did anyone watch American Gladiators? I feel like im 15 again. Genius to put that show back on the air.

totally awesome, brought back some childhood memories for sure!

I saved an old lady's life last night - what did everyone else do this weekend???

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i went to the steeler game. got a script of prozac after it. smoked myself retarded on sunday and obv watched gladiator. my favorite gladiator is wolf.

Found out $650 is missing from my epassporte account and watched the Bucs lose on Sunday. But I crushed the HORSE tables this weekend. Now I need the Buckeyes to beat LSU tonight.

I watched the first half of gladiators last night, what a great idea to bring back the show. I guess they played a bunch of old episodes on ESPN Classic and it got really good ratings so that's why they brought it back.

I texted him. I got congratulatory texts admitting the superior play of the Giants.

Of course, that might've been like his suicide note, but I dunno.

an old lady stopped @ my house last night around 5pm, didn't speak english - when she was trying to explain what was happening, it sounded like she said that she was locked out of her house and wanted to sleep at my place. I was like ???, uhh no sorry, I can't help you. So she left...about an hour and a half later, she's back asking for help again. I notice she's carrying around a cordless phone so I figure she's gotta live around the area and I tell her that she should call the police so they can help her - she asks me to do it for her since she doesn't speak english, so I do. I tell them what is going on, I have no idea who she is and I've never seen her in the neighborhood before, the operator speaks spanish so she talks to the lady, turns out she got dizzy, got up, left her place, and now doesn't know where she is or where she lives. When I get back on with the operator and give them my address to send a ambulance over, it turns out the # I was calling from (her cordless phone) is the phone for the house next door - I had never met this lady because she never leaves the house. So I bring her inside to sit down and I know that my landlord upstairs knows who she is so we go get her, and my landlord calls the lady's son. So my gf and my landlord take her home, the lady thanks me for getting her sorted out (several praise the lords and whatnot). Our other neighbor up the street is fluent in spanish and goes to help her out and once they get her in her apartment, she doesn't remember that she was gone and she doesn't remember that it's her apartment, even after them showing pictures to her to show it was her place.

So I saved an old lady last night cause she would have froze to death if I didn't help her. We're still a bit nervous cause she could've still gotten up after everyone left and wandered around but I think a few of the neighbors stayed up to "keep guard". The son is now going to put her into a home so she doesn't do this again. Serious case of Alzheimers...it was sad but I was glad she was okay.

January 6, 2008 - good deed for the year completed lol

yeah but what happens if she doesn't come back an hr later

anyways well played, karma for you

then I have a crazy story about how some weird old lady showed up on my porch and thought she needed to sleep over at my house




it was an eye-opening experience in many ways - I'm glad that we found out who she was and got her home. After that, I feel like I want to learn Spanish.

There goes the neighborhood!






Nice work Matt, last time I came to your house I met the craziest old lady ever. Must be a lot of them out your way.

hey nate how is the new site going?

i haven't seen any sick graphs lately

I have made $3.48 after this month, I have had AA 11 times and am down $278 dollars. So lets say I am running below expectation but thats cool, with bonus and rakeback I am up.

I switched to PLO for a little while... man do people play that bad.

What, you think you're folding the second nut straight flush ??

Umm, he can absolutely fold there.

Meh ... stacks ... pot ... It's PF, the FLOP and TURN he should have folded. Not the river. There's a lot of boats that pay us off here.

This is our Batcave, our Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, our Fortress of Solitude if you will.




This is the thread to end all threads, sir.

I'm pretty sure that any boat puts in a small turn raise. He basically plays the hand as Ahx face up.

I'm not saying that he should definitely fold here, but he certianly can.

i hope you can pay the water bill

I might.

Luckily this time I wasn't quite the moron i was and banked my great run in October.

Also I just got my Epassporte Visa in the mail today. Now I am straight ballin' I can get my monies out of an ATM, or just use it at a store!!!! Sigh the good old days, you could go from Stars to Neteller to ATM in like 5 minutes.

What do people in Pittsburgh call ATMs? I can't remember.

And February 3rd I have $300 coming to me


EDIT: MAC machine you crazy SOBS!!!!

Don't leave in any money sitting around in your epassporte account for longer than .00001 seconds.

yes i was gonna say this as well. they have been having a large amount of hackers draining them.

How much of that do you think is people's computers getting hacked versus Epassporte itself getting hacked? I bet most people that post on this forum have some sort of Trojan horse on other virus on their computer.

I take serious steps though to make sure my computer is safe (well not really if a government agency or some highly skilled hacker decided he is getting into my computer I am toast but that isn't going to happen)

Also I only put money in there if I intend on doing something with it.

im not sure i have just heard that accounts have been getting compromised with a high regularity.

I do know that they switched a lot of the security stuff lately. Thanks for the heads up. I will always keep a minimum of money in these sites since having $1500 locked up in Neteller for 18 months.

I hadn't logged into Epassporte in months and I have antivirus software so it's got to be someone hacking into them. I've never had a problem with online banking ect.

Why are online banks always compromised... that's bad news.

Where's my wolfpack at?