$5 on stars?

hi

yeah I'm sure the bigger schools love shoving 300 people into a room, turning on a video and charging them 200 per credit hour.

ho

Jordan needs to quit Chrozzo-ing out this thread dammit.

I can't bet $5 on stars. I have no money there and I'd be insane to take no spread, I'm trying to find a sportsbook that is taking action on the FIBA championship but can't find one. If anyone finds one let me see it, because if the spread is in my ARG's favor ~25> I'd bet a decent amount on it.

pinnaclesports has lines for todays games, but not USA/Argentina yet.

I bet against the US Ryder cup team last year, easiest win ever.

This info is GOLD. Thank you, now lets hope for a 25+pt spread. A loss to Brazil tonight for Arg would help the cause, but I like them too much to root for that

Hows everyone doing today? I am actually doing work at work.... THIS SUCKS

I went to class today for an hour, went and played threeway limit rotation games at a friends and broke even for 3 hours, and then went to a 3 hour lab about igenous rocks. My day was pretty gay.

We played Stud, Stud8, Razz, and LO8. I lost most of my money playing stud8 because I kept getting dealt 234 and have 4-7 street come 4KA3 and losing to trips and straights. I think the only game I made any money in was LO8 because I made two wheels. However, I think playing all of these games at once is very good for the poker mind. You have to keep readjusting your game every few hands and it is a lot of fun.

I woke up at 7am to return a girl back to her dorm. I then did HW til 830, fell back asleep til 1pm, bought books ($500 worth), and parking pass ($60). Then I went to class for 1.5 hours, then I went to another class for 1/2 hour realized I was in wrong class and went to the correct one for 2.5 hours.

Now I'm going to crack a few beers, get wasted and hope to have different girl to return somewhere tmrw morning.

Man, college is way cooler than work though.

Yea college>work obv.

I even hate college because I feel like I'm wasting my time (though I know I'm not), but regardless, it's still 200000000x better than a job.

The main highlight of college for me is beer pong. You could say I have some l337 skillzzzzzzz

hi

Amen

I would go back and do college again in a heartbeat. Work was exciting for about a year now I just hate it. Enjoy it while you can.

"Work was exciting for about a year"
In a summer job before my 2nd year at university and work was exciting for all of 5 minutes when I realised I had signed my summer away to a mixture of boredom, despair and anger.
Currently going through the despair phase, only 3 weeks to go but that seems like forever.

You've gotten so lazy. Where are the real posts?

FYP

Don't pretend this isn't what you meant to type!

Obv typo.

Go to the Argentina v USA game tonight.

Do it.

I'm bored, but I don't 'work', per se.

Am I still allowed to post here?

hi im moving today

NO

I am working for the Chief Colo/rectal surgeon at one of the top rated hospitals in the world. You would not believe the crazy people that call this number.

And yes he is a doctor of the poop chute.

Interesting. I have poop-chute problems, myself.

lol bum surgery.

how many gerbil calls do you get?

The unemployed are always welcome in our conversations

Honestly, how many people call about having something removed from the pooper? example; as said, gerbils.

well we had an emergency rectal something or other. SHIP IT

I'll bet TSkillz has to call a lot.

I think I'm done with the tskillz gay jokes.

I think

Awww that makes me

I'm not "unemployed". I tell people I am "self-employed".

You're a professional entertainer. People come to your table to be entertained playing poker. You entertain them.

But yeah, there's a fine line between professional poker player and unemployed bum.

Here's to staying on the right side of it!

freelance journalist works too

Weaksauce on the easy gay joke, I need more effort.




That sounds like drug dealer. Just tell em you play poker.

Edit: And start responding to the Argentina v USA bball game, get excited about it. The line is effing 28. Cover city.

you are an Absolute gaming slave

Joke:

How do you get the professional poker player off your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

lol I've heard that one before.

Do you also tell them you live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!?

Are you kidding?

Vans are expensive.

I am so unbelievably bad at poker.

I am the worst poker player on earth.

I should not be permitted to sit at a poker by the US government for my own protection.

YAY!!! story time.

Which story do you want?

The one where I pushed all in over the top of the tightest player on earth with 8-2 offsuit on a Q-8-4 board after he check-raised me on the flop for over 60 percent of my chips? Maybe that push is better when I put him squarely on a low pair or KQ or AQ preflop?

Or the hand where I stacked off with 4-6 after it went raise, re-raise, all in preflop?

I will now go drown myself.

Just working on your image right?

its all about the metagame.

I have a sinking feeling that you were the intial raiser, a 2nd player reraised you and a 3rd went all in, which you happily instacalled

You're wrong. I didn't instacall.

Aww, why not?

Also, I sat through a 3 hour Geology lab last night and was considering which, of several, would be the best way to kill myself?

Ideas?

If you're going to kill yourself, the way to go is gather every dollar you can scrounge up, including liquidating all assets. Go to Vegas, pick any 50-50 game, put it all in play. If you win, you have something to live for. If you lose, grab every chip in the well and run. If you get surrounded, yell that you have a gun and keep running.

That'd be fun.

If I was gonna kill myself I'd do something crazy on my way out. I'd probably tailgate an Eagles game and sacrifice my life for a perfect season.

The retro B kinda bothers me, Zach. That's where the horseshoe belongs.

So far I have Naismith winning the in the "'How should NoBbiR kill himself because he hates Geology?' Super Sweepstakes."

Speaking of geology...I HAS A MOUNTAIN: