I don't like Eli or the Giants, I just thought it was silly how bad his receivers played.

This session is going well for me.

-8 buyins in 500 hands.

PLO is fuuuuuuuuun

This looks terrible but it's just too funny:

http://www.battlereports.com/users/ColinTa...py_holidays.jpg

Yeah, but the tables are ginourmous.

I leave for vacation in 2 days and I'm gonna be in Northern Cali for the rest of the month.


am I bored at work? Absolutely - what exactly can you ask someone to do that is leaving for the rest of the month???

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Seriously. They're like a putting green.

was something about air jordan's for sale.

FYI for the spicy chicken lovers. I don't have access to them as they are stored above the sandwich station with the sandwich makers.

also these burgers were not frozen or raw they were 1/2 way cooked and I chucked them with the spatula.

He could just get a bot to put in "freepost" everywhere... it's been done before

bump so we are 7 days from Christmas and I haven't done any shopping yet

Bah, forgot about xmas.

two words: gift cards.

You're welcome.

seriously, that's what I do every year - not cause I'm lazy though, cause I have to fly across the country and I would rather bring clothes than gifts.

actually I know what everyone is getting I just gotta go out and get it. As soon as my pokerstars check arrives that is...


EDIT: also in an unrelated note I just worked out for the first time in two months and I am already insta-sore. Tomorrow I probably won't be able to move.

1. Barely disguised brag post.

2. I can't go more than 48 hours w/o a workout.

I really want to make sure I exercise at least 4 times a week in 2008

and it wasn't really a brag so much as a beat post as I am broke in real life

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (4 handed) Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: ITH Forums)

Hero ($14.55)
UTG ($4.95)
Button ($5.95)
SB ($13.25)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
1 fold, Button calls $0.10, 1 fold, Hero checks.

Flop: ($0.25) , , (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

Turn: ($0.25) (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

River: ($0.25) (2 players)
Hero bets $0.1, Button calls $0.10.

Final Pot: $0.45

Results in white below:
Hero has Qc 8d (flush, king high).
Button has Kh Kc (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $0.45.

Fuck it. I'm wide awake and have nothing to do for like 35 days. I'm about to play live poker for the first time in like 3 months. Hopefully pulling a 20ish hour session, hopefully have hands to report here when I get back.

GL me.

These are the two stupidest sentences I have ever read.

I leave for Cali in 24 hours WOOHOO!!!

Your going, going back,back to Cali,Cali.

-BIG

lol


Matt safe travels...

By my calculations, he should be broke by now...

How'd it go?

lolz he should be sleeping for a while.

last day to be bored at work until January 3rd. i love 2 week offaments.

Alright guys gather round funny story last night....

So I am playing poker until the weee hours of the morning. If you guys don't know I am a stoner I smoke a large amount of reefer on a daily basis. So I was playing and smoking this is probably 1-2 in the morning. I literally have a pipe in my hand when I hear the door bell. Now the doorbell at this hour is not good news last time this happened one of my best friends passed away. Anyway they are ringing the doorbell kind of frantically as I sit out my tables and get up.

So I get to the door and open the door. There are 4 uniformed police officers at my door. I had a moment of OMG I AM GOING TO JAIL!!!! He says Hello can we come into your apartment... Since I had a 2 foot bong on the table I said "Sorry why do you want to come into my apartment?" Well he said there is a missing child from the apartment upstairs (my landlord adopted two trouble youth) and basically had to stone wall him. He kept pushing though and I obv had no choice he wasn't coming into my place. Finally after about 10 minutes of this (which is a really long time) the landlord came downstairs and the police officer went with him.

Wow though was my heart pumping... I think I am going to give up the illegal drugs for a while.

WTF, that sucks...

don't you also have a state trooper who lives 2 houses down or something too?


talk to you when I get back - I will not take no for an answer of you pussing out to play some poker with me! Gotta break in my new clay chip set

Oh, and No_Neck Smokes Reefer shocker!!!

+1

sorry man quitting my job + christmas = nate playing 10+hours of poker per day for the rest of the month.

wow

if you were smoking near the time though you know they had to smell it in the apt and on you. i would be careful. maybe limit yourself to 12 bong rips a day or something.

wait you quit your job? is that in this thread?

HMMMM i thought I posted it in here but it could have been somewhere else. Yeah I quit, it involved telling cancer patients after waiting three months for surgery that they were going to have to wait another month because the Surgeon needs to go to a public speaking announcement. Also you would not believe the amount of money people make from speaking. One place paid this dude 75k plus all expenses paid weekend in Manhattan for ONE TWO HOUR SPEECH!

Anywho couldn't deal with that so I just kind of quit... my boss was cool with it, I wasn't the first... Anywho with my run at 6 max NL I got enough funds. I just wish neteller was around waiting for checks suck.



I don't think the cops smelled anything because of the cigarette smell that overwhelms this house. (my gf smokes menthols BAH!)

well thankfully I'll be in CA for the rest of the month so no excuses for january

we don't have to play for money, I just want to play - besides, you could play on credit and still take all my money...just keep bluffing me off pots with A high when I have a flush

crazyness. are you planning on playing professionally? also if you cash out more than 1K you get it via fed ex in like 2 days. it usually only takes 3-5 days for smaller checks though for me.

yeah the menthol could cover it up. up that to 24 rips a day.

yeah I dunno it usually shows up quick, I have been waiting for this for almost 7 days (5 business days)

I am going to try to play "professionally" because I don't have anything else to do but I don't really have the roll for it yet. I am hoping I can build up enough in Dec so I don't have to get a job in January. LOL I have $600 in rakeback... so if I can stay on pace for the rest of the month (going to be hard with Xmas) but I will have enough that I can live off rakeback for January and build up my roll.

And you claim not to go back through the thread to keep up with what'd going on

Meh, I'm pretty broke right now, so I'm playing 1-2nl. Last time I went up it was $100 max but they have since changed and have $200max available (if you want to play in that game, which I obv do). I didn't bring enough cash to play in this and feel comfortable but I obv sat anyways.

I ended up playing from 2am-noon. I won $75 lol. I'm pretty tired right now and can't really evaluate how I played. I spewed in one hand pretty bad, I got pushed out of 3 different pots where I had the same hand as villain. They were all pretty spewy which is standard, but I didn't seem to get in the big pot and hold.

I had KK v K9 all in on a K92 flop, yay! Then I lost 99 v JQ all in on a Q97 flop, so that was pretty meh. I also doubled through with QQ v JJ aipf. But a lot of my chips went away on 3 different pf reraises with AK where I missed each time and got like 3-4 callers. Those were the pretty big hands...

I had KK twice, QQ 3 times, and AK 3 times, but I probably ended up barely ahead in those hands and other than that it was pretty dry. I was definitely labeled as super nit, which was kind of cool.

Anyways I'm gonna try and put in about 20 hours/wk for the next 4-5 weeks playing there, so hopefully I can mimic Royal and run up to like 10k (not very realistic). I think I might keep the 2am-noon schedule too, bars close at 4am so you get a nice drunk game going until about 5-6am and then it gets shorthanded for about 2-3 hours which I think I have a much bigger edge in. So who knows....

nate how r u getting rakeback on stars? VPP bonuses?

I actually have switched to an undisclosed fish tank My roll is currently in check form coming from Stars which is why I am kind of broke... I did however win a million seat and turn that into $270 real dollars with some FPP's so who knows maybe I will keep some money on there.

BTW the FPP sats on Stars are suuuuuper soft they have a 400 point rebuy that people play with one bullet... it is sooo great.

Has anybody in here seen the Bill Fillmaff videos?

lol yeah they are pretty funny/ pretty annoying depending on how many you have seen.

Very true, the first one had me dying...

then I realized all of them were the exact same formula.

I think I've only seen one, so it's still funny to me.

NOTHING BEATS POCKET ACES!!!

Except for three jacks, you donk!


ZOMG KING JACK NOT SUITED! YOU CAN MAKE 2 KINDS OF FLUSHES!!!


I CAN'T LOSE TO KDEVIL AGAIN. HISTORY NEVER REPEATS ITSELF

Very cool song.



Me, too. Going to St. Louis tomorrow night for the Steeler/Rams game. Then I'm going to piss away two weeks doing whatever.



LOL, no you won't give them up.



Yeah. They definitely will be back. You can bet they've run your info a couple times.

justmethinkingoutloudbutwoulditbeannoyingifistartedpostingallofmylong-windedstrategyadviceinthisformatwhereidon'tusespacesorpunctuationorgrammar

justwonderingokthanksbye

I think this is the next step for you, seeing as your content has been on a downward spiral. You migth as well just go all out.

FYP

Hmm, was this Atlantic City, Foxwoods, or Donking Stone?

0-3.

Seneca Niagara Casino. It's on the American side of the Falls. About an hour and 20 minutes from me, Tstone is like 2 hours and 20 minutes. I have 3 $1 Turning Stone chips though, which tilts the hell out of me and will force me to go back.

ah.

I lol'ed at the TS chips - I hate going there too, lol.

I also need to get to Foxwoods...