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Andromeda
so instead of actually being able to do my actual JOB today, my boss deemed it necessary to have me assist another department because they had a bad weekend...

I was actually looking forward to a full day of work but I guess now I will be sitting on my ass upping my post count on FCP - WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
tskillz187
QUOTE (Andromeda @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 8:35 AM) *
so instead of actually being able to do my actual JOB today, my boss deemed it necessary to have me assist another department because they had a bad weekend...

I was actually looking forward to a full day of work but I guess now I will be sitting on my ass upping my post count on FCP - WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


You got a ways to go. Good luck.
tskillz187
QUOTE (NoBBiR @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 1:00 AM) *
TO is not going to blow up. The guy wants a Superbowl, and this wasn't our superbowl yet.


Did you see him on the sidelines? He's ready to blow. God I hate TO. I hate the other Cowboys because they are rivals. I hate TO because he's a huge douchebag.

I don't even hate Barber, I like him. He can be an Eagle.
No_Neck
QUOTE (Andromeda @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 10:35 AM) *
so instead of actually being able to do my actual JOB today, my boss deemed it necessary to have me assist another department because they had a bad weekend...

I was actually looking forward to a full day of work but I guess now I will be sitting on my ass upping my post count on FCP - WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!



god I don't miss that place at all. the people were awesome but god that job sucked. What is everyone's worst job?

I think mine was either farm hand or delivery truck driver that drove mail between post offices. The farm hand job started at 3:00am and ended at like noonish... the delivery truck gig was 4am to 8am and then 3pm to 7pm it was burtal.
Andromeda
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 10:58 AM) *
god I don't miss that place at all. the people were awesome but god that job sucked. What is everyone's worst job?

I think mine was either farm hand or delivery truck driver that drove mail between post offices. The farm hand job started at 3:00am and ended at like noonish... the delivery truck gig was 4am to 8am and then 3pm to 7pm it was burtal.



agreed...

I gotta say that working in the call center here was my worst job - what I do now is awesome though and I didn't have to leave the company. Although I'll probably be looking for a new job next year...they don't seem willing to pay me enough to stay.
Jadaki
QUOTE (David_Nicoson @ Sunday, December 16th, 2007, 11:32 AM) *
This is what happens with the Army (now Big Table in the Back?) meets up in Vegas. Also drunken debauchery.


Our HORSE games were 4/8... and Dustin was crushing the table that day. Only way I won in that game was bluffing, and I did it a lot.
Jadaki
QUOTE (dms26 @ Sunday, December 16th, 2007, 6:59 PM) *
I run better than god at Army HORSE.


So true...
Jadaki
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 12:07 AM) *
HAHAHAHAAH.

I've watched every single week they've played and post in the NFC east thread more than anyone. Yes I've been in the woodwork all season. Bitter Cowboys fans, meh. It's only gonna get worse with TO.


Were not bitter, were laughing at bitter Eagles fans (are there any other kind) who declared conference dominance before the season began.

Westbrook is sick though, really really sick. He could sport a blue star on his helmet.
dms26
QUOTE (Jadaki @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 11:26 AM) *
So true...



The guy playing blind helped a little bit, its nice to scoop a 30+ bet pot in O8 with TPTK.
mtdesmoines
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 7:58 AM) *
What is everyone's worst job?


I've worked in a lot of jobs, some of them very difficult physically, but nothing is as difficult as working in a place where insanity rules. I once worked where the two people up my reporting line between me the CEO were massive paranoids who were also hopelessly addicted to anti-depressants. They were so emotionally unstable that you never knew from minute to minute which personality you were going to get, and they each had about five. No shit. One of them would sign four different names according to her mood. Some days she was Debbie, others, Debra, still others, Deb, and you really had to watch out when D.H. was around, cause D.H. was a just a bitch. The other one was just as bad, but he was unintentionally funny because he looked like a 70's porn star. But who can blame them? The average tenure in their jobs over the ten years prior to them was around 11 months. LOL. People were tossed away there like empty gum wrappers. That was also the place where I got written up for showing up late to work at 8:07 a.m. on Friday when I had already accumulated 62 hours for the week by Thursday night. That was two days after the CEO said he wanted me to be "his man." That brought D.H. out of her shell for about a month. Coincidence? LOL. No. Anyway, I lasted 11 months and thought it was a miraculous run at the worst job ever.
Jadaki
QUOTE (dms26 @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 10:31 AM) *
The guy playing blind helped a little bit, its nice to scoop a 30+ bet pot in O8 with TPTK.


You had to bring that up...

Even playing blind I don't see how TPTK scoops that big of a pot in a split game. I'm still baffled by that hand.

Then again, Dave was probably wanting to strangle me for how I played QQ at the 1/2 game later that night.
dms26
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 10:58 AM) *
god I don't miss that place at all. the people were awesome but god that job sucked. What is everyone's worst job?


Construction in Florida during the summer. I did it for a couple months before I left for college. It was brutal in the afternoons. And my "boss" was a 140 lb high school dropout with roid rage, he stopped showing up a few weeks before I left and took a bunch of the owner's tools.
dms26
QUOTE (Jadaki @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 11:35 AM) *
You had to bring that up...

Even playing blind I don't see how TPTK scoops that big of a pot in a split game. I'm still baffled by that hand.

Then again, Dave was probably wanting to strangle me for how I played QQ at the 1/2 game later that night.


I was almost embarrassed that I won the whole pot.


Was that at MGM? I hate those tables.
Jadaki
QUOTE (dms26 @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 10:41 AM) *
I was almost embarrassed that I won the whole pot.
Was that at MGM? I hate those tables.


We played HORSE at Caesars Palace, they opened the table up for us. The 1/2 game we played later that night (after dinner at Little Budda) was at MGM. I didn't really care for either of their tables.
dms26
QUOTE (Jadaki @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 11:52 AM) *
We played HORSE at Caesars Palace, they opened the table up for us. The 1/2 game we played later that night (after dinner at Little Budda) was at MGM. I didn't really care for either of their tables.



yeah I meant the 1/2 game. The marble edges on the tables at MGM were really annoying, especially since they wouldn't let me keep my cards on it. It felt like I couldn't really protect my cards. I think I exposed my cards 2 or 3 times folding because the felt wasn't level with the marble, I couldn't wait to get out of that place.
No_Neck
anyone want some action on tonights game??? I want to take the Vikings...


Minnesota Vikings -10.5 Chicago Bears
Acid_Knight
QUOTE (CobaltBlue @ Sunday, December 16th, 2007, 11:17 PM) *
Goooo Redskins.

(Sorry, Matt.)

The Giants suck so bad sometimes it makes me wonder if I should find a new team to root for.

Not even kidding.
No_Neck
QUOTE (Acid_Knight @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 12:35 PM) *
The Giants suck so bad sometimes it makes me wonder if I should find a new team to root for.

Not even kidding.



last night was pretty sad sad.gif what was Eli 22-52 or something like that?
tskillz187
QUOTE (Acid_Knight @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 10:35 AM) *
The Giants suck so bad sometimes it makes me wonder if I should find a new team to root for.

Not even kidding.


We don't want you.
Jadaki
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 11:37 AM) *
last night was pretty sad sad.gif what was Eli 22-52 or something like that?


You see how many passes his receivers dropped though? Even when they were wide open they were just dropping everything. If I was Eli I would be sick to my stomach today thinking about it.
mtdesmoines
QUOTE (dms26 @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 8:57 AM) *
yeah I meant the 1/2 game. The marble edges on the tables at MGM were really annoying, especially since they wouldn't let me keep my cards on it. It felt like I couldn't really protect my cards. I think I exposed my cards 2 or 3 times folding because the felt wasn't level with the marble, I couldn't wait to get out of that place.

That's why the IP rocks. You have enough room for a four course meal, your cards, a backpack, two beers and you can sit a hooker on either side of you.
Andromeda
how do I change the text under my avatar??? I don't want to be a Poker Forum Nut icon_frown.gif
dms26
QUOTE (Andromeda @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 1:14 PM) *
how do I change the text under my avatar??? I don't want to be a Poker Forum Nut icon_frown.gif



post 718 times today and I'll tell you how.
dms26
QUOTE (mtdesmoines @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 1:03 PM) *
That's why the IP rocks. You have enough room for a four course meal, your cards, a backpack, two beers and you can sit a hooker on either side of you.



After hearing this, Zach and Naismith's story and Acid's sig I'm scared of that place.
Acid_Knight
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 9:37 AM) *
last night was pretty sad sad.gif what was Eli 22-52 or something like that?

I haven't checked the box score. I know that he was 2-10 at the start when the skin's QB was 0-8.

Tskillz- I wouldn't become an Eagles fan if you paid me. A lot.
Acid_Knight
QUOTE (dms26 @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 10:19 AM) *
post 718 times today and I'll tell you how.

bubble_lol.gif
Andromeda
QUOTE (dms26 @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 1:19 PM) *
post 718 times today and I'll tell you how.



don't tempt me icon_cool.gif
dms26
QUOTE (Andromeda @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 1:34 PM) *
don't tempt me icon_cool.gif



+1
No_Neck
QUOTE (dms26 @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 1:39 PM) *
+1


you would think that after 17k posts you would pass up the shot at a +1
Acid_Knight
QUOTE (Andromeda @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 10:34 AM) *
don't tempt me icon_cool.gif

That would be amazing. I think you should go for it. Just start spamming the off topic threads.
Acid_Knight
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 10:40 AM) *
you would think that after 17k posts you would pass up the shot at a +1

How the hell do you think you get to 17k posts?

There's no reason to let up now!
krup24
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 10:58 AM) *
What is everyone's worst job?


Wendy's when i was 16 for 2.5 months

I only worked there because my gf did. Lived with my dad who had my and i'm only child so I had all the cash i needed. I was fired because my gf cheated on me (that dirty little whore). I found out about it before I was going to work a 7-11 shift and she was already at work.

I was on the grill that day and she was at the back drivethru window taking the money. I had every intention to not come back to that place after that shift. I clocked in, put on my apron, walked to back window and confronted her. She didn't deny it and I knew it was true as it came from 7 reliable sources. So I conjured up the absolute biggest loogie I have ever mustered and hocked it directly in her eyeball. She started to cry and I went to the grill. Then 5 minutes later she said something and I chucked two all beef patties into her hair. I then clocked out and never went back. My check for that week was around 3 bucks.
No_Neck
How about the smartest play I have seen this season with Westbrook playing down on the 1 yard line.

I dunno how many people make that play....
Acid_Knight
QUOTE (krup24 @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 10:43 AM) *
Then 5 minutes later she said something and I chucked two all beef patties into her hair. I then clocked out and never went back.

I hope this gets the respect that it is due.
Andromeda
I love that he makes the point of saying they were all beef
krup24
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 1:44 PM) *
How about the smartest play I have seen this season with Westbrook playing down on the 1 yard line.

I dunno how many people make that play....


Actually I was more impressed that in an ego driven, touchdown happy sport that someone would ever pass on a TD, ever. I give him mad props.

I also know 2 people who lost there fantasy ff playoff games with Westbrook by 4 and 3 points. So yeah they like want his head.
No_Neck
I just played $225 dollars worth of tournaments on Pokerstars and made a amazing $50 WEEEEEEEEE
tskillz187
I feel like I don't surf this forum efficiently. Is there any way to look at topics I've posted in other than going to seach - forum members - tskillz187 - all forums?

I like the old "view my posts" so I could keep up with every topic I was in easily. Maybe I'm just missing it.
tskillz187
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 11:54 AM) *
I just played $225 dollars worth of tournaments on Pokerstars and made a amazing $50 WEEEEEEEEE


But you won the $50.

That's all that counts.
No_Neck
QUOTE (krup24 @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 1:50 PM) *
Actually I was more impressed that in an ego driven, touchdown happy sport that someone would ever pass on a TD, ever. I give him mad props.

I also know 2 people who lost there fantasy ff playoff games with Westbrook by 4 and 3 points. So yeah they like want his head.


yeah that FF thing sucks, I hated Westbrook (mostly because of Tskillz icon_suit_heart.gif ) but now I think I have to like the guy forever.
dms26
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 1:40 PM) *
you would think that after 17k posts you would pass up the shot at a +1



I really think that's one of the first times I've ever done that. But 90% of my posts have about as much content as +1.
Andromeda
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 1:54 PM) *
I feel like I don't surf this forum efficiently. Is there any way to look at topics I've posted in other than going to seach - forum members - tskillz187 - all forums?

I like the old "view my posts" so I could keep up with every topic I was in easily. Maybe I'm just missing it.



If you go to your member profile, you can view all the threads you've posted in, started, etc.

if that's what you're looking for...
dms26
QUOTE (krup24 @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 1:43 PM) *
Then 5 minutes later she said something and I chucked two all beef patties into her hair. I then clocked out and never went back. My check for that week was around 3 bucks.


At least it wasn't a Spicy chicken, she doesn't deserve that much.
Jadaki
QUOTE (dms26 @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 1:32 PM) *
At least it wasn't a Spicy chicken, she doesn't deserve that much.


But a spicy chicken in the eye would have been more painful than two all beef patties in the hair.
No_Neck
FINAL TABLE










of an 18 man turbo....


second for $81 dollars.... back on pace...
No_Neck
hey Krup what was in the post from General Strat I saw you posted in it but I think it was deleted.
Acid_Knight
QUOTE (Jadaki @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 11:47 AM) *
But a spicy chicken in the eye would have been more painful than two all beef patties in the hair.

Yes, and the sharp, crispy edges and spicy goodness would do so much damage.
TheWanderer
That makes two of us.
NoBBiR
QUOTE (Jadaki @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 9:45 AM) *
You see how many passes his receivers dropped though? Even when they were wide open they were just dropping everything. If I was Eli I would be sick to my stomach today thinking about it.


"*Cry cry cry cry* Blah Blah Blah, I don't want to play for the Chargers. Blah Blah, they're so bad, blah blah *cry*, I just want to play for the Giants because they're so good, blah *cry*."

That queerbait deserves everything that he got and continues to get in NYC. His brother is fifty times the quarterback, and man, that he is.

"NO, PLEASE! I DONT WANT TO PLAY WITH THE BEST RUNNING BACK AND ONE OF THE BEST TIGHT ENDS IN THE LEAGUE! I'D RATHER GET SACKED EVERY PLAY AND HAVE A CORP OF RECEIVERS THAT CAN'T CATCH."

QUOTE (krup24 @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 10:43 AM) *
Wendy's when i was 16 for 2.5 months

I only worked there because my gf did. Lived with my dad who had my and i'm only child so I had all the cash i needed. I was fired because my gf cheated on me (that dirty little whore). I found out about it before I was going to work a 7-11 shift and she was already at work.

I was on the grill that day and she was at the back drivethru window taking the money. I had every intention to not come back to that place after that shift. I clocked in, put on my apron, walked to back window and confronted her. She didn't deny it and I knew it was true as it came from 7 reliable sources. So I conjured up the absolute biggest loogie I have ever mustered and hocked it directly in her eyeball. She started to cry and I went to the grill. Then 5 minutes later she said something and I chucked two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, with a side of chili and a Xtra large Frosty. into her hair. I then clocked out and never went back. My check for that week was around 3 bucks.


FYP. Btw, why are they called Frosty's and served in a drink cup? They are clearly thawing soft ice cream.
NoBBiR
QUOTE (dms26 @ Monday, December 17th, 2007, 11:29 AM) *
I really think that's one of the first times I've ever done that. But 90% of my posts have about as much content as +1.


+1.
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