I wrote something. I didn't read the thread though mostly.

FYP

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BORED AT WORK CREW!

Give me the best movie title for this picture that you can think of:

I will start us off with a few (no, these are not mine - I wish they were!):

the fat and the furious
Gone in 60 second helpings
herbie: fully loaded
Too Fast Too McFlurry-ous
Speedless in Seattle
the hills have fries
A Streetcar Named Deep Fryer
the chronicles of hernia
Chariots of Fries
Casino Royale With Cheese
Lard of the Wings
Die Lard : With a Vengeance
Fat Times at Fridgemont High
the breakfast, lunch & dinner club
Who's eaten Gilbert Grape?

fat and fatter

the little engine that couldn't

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There should be a law requiring work to tell you at least 24 hrs in advance if they're going to have you on call at 7 a.m. on a Saturday...


fuck that, 72 hours

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I was gonna say, that's too awesome for you to have come up with on the spot!

Speed Racer!

[ponders] Babe, pig in the city?

Headed out to meet up with Zach and Mikeysong and others and get drunk and play poker. Hopefully I'll have something fun to report back with!

Hopefully it's equally entertaining as the last topic you posted. Please play like a maniac against mikey again

Umm, i'ts 2:45 am. I'm home. Slightly drunk still. I think I lost 65BBs or so playing 2/4 HORSE at Planet Hollywood. More on this tomorrow.

In all fairness, it was pretty much capped at 5 bets preflop and on many streets post flop, so it was VERY expensive to miss a draw or get outdrawn.

Zach flopped the nuts on me in a pot where I put in 5 bets blind preflop and had 67o and the flop as J66 and he had JJ and the turn and river were both tens.

So sick. He'll hold over me forever. I'm going to bed now.

Muwhahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahah.

Details please.

Are they just generally all around bad, or do they have a clue in at least one game?

They were all FCPers.

Oh.

In that case, I'd have a chance at breaking even, with a 1% chance of winning, in O8.

I'm assuming it was a "private" game, because HORSE is not normally run at PH?

Basically private, but a few non FCPers joined because it was spread "publically". It was a fun game though.

-$2650

That would be a blast, BTW.

Nice job setting it up.

this thread sux.

el?

Your "hi" posts have turned much meaner.

Thanks for the contribution

lol @ that horse game and mikeysong calling my raise in razz when i showed A,2,4,5. lol

$2/$4 drunken FCP HORSE.

OMG.

how's iowa?

where's iowa?

I took the day off from poker today, but accidently sat down for a quick session. This dude here doubled through me after I chipped him down to a pretty short stack. The next four or five hands, I raised/re-raised preflop and he said, "Now, now. I'm leaving if you keep doing that. I'm only staying because you're so bad." This is the next hand:

Seat 6 - JFarrell ($197.62 in chips)
Seat 4 - The Mighty And Honorable Naismith ($365.50 in chips)
JFarrell - Posts small blind $1
The Mighty And Honorable Naismith - Posts big blind $2
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to The Mighty And Honorable Naismith [Ad 10s]
JFarrell - Calls $1
The Mighty And Honorable Naismith - Raises $8 to $10
JFarrell - Calls $8
*** FLOP *** [Ac Ah 10c]
The Mighty And Honorable Naismith - Bets $12
JFarrell - Calls $12
*** TURN *** [Ac Ah 10c] [Jh]
The Mighty And Honorable Naismith - Bets $34
JFarrell - Calls $34
*** RIVER *** [Ac Ah 10c Jh] [3c]
The Mighty And Honorable Naismith - Bets $236
JFarrell - All-In $141.62
The Mighty And Honorable Naismith - returned ($94.3 : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
The Mighty And Honorable Naismith - Shows [Ad 10s] (Full house, aces full of tens)
JFarrell - Mucks
The Mighty And Honorable Naismith Collects $394.74 from main pot

I hate when that happens!

Also, what'd he call you down with?

ladies

how many points you giving today?

I wasn't going to take action today because the weather is to tough, lets set it at 20.5.

Yeah, Nate's read is correct. The dude had queens.

how the hell do you put him on exactly queens???

This is what happens with the Army (now Big Table in the Back?) meets up in Vegas. Also drunken debauchery.

take it you aren't making it today for the game? I f**king hate snow.

HOW ABOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

I run better than god at Army HORSE. Drunken debauchery happens wherever we meet up.

that too

I'm going to hang myself.

Props to the Eagles for injuring half of my team though.

*edit out retarded comment*

Bleh, rough game, hope ur center's alright.

Westbrook is amazing.

McNabb is the worst QB in the league.

Bdawk! Never talk shit about the Eagles and its blitz when you've played about 20 games in the league. Keep Jess Simpson at home, Romo looked like trash. Oh, TO is about 2 more days away from a huge blow up. And it's gonna be funny because 2 of the 3 ints were forced passes to TO.

Cannot wait for Team Obliterator to eff up this season for the Cowboys. I'm rootin for the Packers to represent the NFC.

Standard. Last week it was "I put away all of the Eagles stuff." Now every Eagles fan is crawling out of the woodwork.

Easy recovery next week.

Welcome to Philadelphia. It's that way every week

8 degrees about right now. We had a couple inches of ice a couple weeks ago. I could walk across the yard and it felt like someone had preserved the lawn in clear plastic, because I was walking about one inch above the tops of the grass. Then we got 6 inches of snow on top of that. Which was nice. Then that snow got covered by another 2 inches of ice, which kind of broke up the monotony, of course. Then we got some more snow. They say it's going to ice Tuesday or so. Then snow Thursday and maybe do a little of both again on Saturday. So it's all good.

HAHAHAHAAH.

I've watched every single week they've played and post in the NFC east thread more than anyone. Yes I've been in the woodwork all season. Bitter Cowboys fans, meh. It's only gonna get worse with TO.

Goooo Redskins.

(Sorry, Matt.)

TO is not going to blow up. The guy wants a Superbowl, and this wasn't our superbowl yet.