There's a few of us in the club.

4:20 baby luckily I am at home so I can celebrate another week in the books.

www.pokerevsoftware.com

Lets you know whether you are making or losing sklansky bucks. Useful program. Very useful.

Wow this is like 1/2 way down the page. Wtf.

Now you can have a custom title, you should make it like BAW bump specialist or something.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($147.05)
MP ($93.50)
Button ($135.90)
SB ($25.60)
BB ($120.70)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K, Q.
Hero raises to $4, 3 folds, BB calls $3.

Flop: ($8.50) A, T, 6 (2 players)
BB bets $4, Hero calls $4.

Turn: ($16.50) J (2 players)
BB bets $8, Hero raises to $24, BB calls $16.

River: ($64.50) 9 (2 players)
BB bets $27, Hero raises to $90, BB calls $61.70 (All-In).

Final Pot: $241.90

Results in white below:
BB has 6s 6d (three of a kind, sixes).
Hero has Kc Qd (straight, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins $243.20.

Ensuing chat:


Acid_Knight: thank you
JulienTIV: lol
JulienTIV: had 66
Acid_Knight: i see that
Acid_Knight: like i said, thank you
JulienTIV: u r such a donkey
JulienTIV: unbelievable
Acid_Knight: you bet $4
Acid_Knight: lol
JulienTIV: never heard of pot odds?
JulienTIV: u have 4 outs dumbass
Acid_Knight: never heard of implied odds?
Acid_Knight: OH
Acid_Knight: sit down!

He left immediately after this hand.

You wouldn't say anything live, right?

What are you talking about? Berating people live is the best thing you can do for action, and not just from the person you're berating.

I say be an asshole to everyone and be happy with the idiot calls it creates.

Are you kidding? If I have anything to say to anyone at a table, I walk away and mumble about it to myself somewhere away from the table. I never do that when playing live.

Ask my friend Jason. We played the 5/10 together A LOT and he would berate people and if I was sitting next to him I'd just tell him to STFU and stop telling them how badly they played.

I only even said that because he had already mocked a few of my earlier plays and I kinda wanted to get him back. Mostly financially, but I liked the needle too.

omg the tables are juicy tonite

of course that means i lose 6 buyins 5 to suckouts one to tilt then i smoke a bong and win 5 back

donkeys are out tonite

don't you have to put him on a huge hand for this to apply. i don't think u have much implied odds on that flop too often. then again i am high

Combination, I think. If he's got a huge hand, we've got big implied odds. If he doesn't have the ace or a big hand, we can probably take the pot away on the turn. I doubt Acid makes this call OOP.

Exactamundo.

Frailty, thy name is Bodog!

Bodog 1/2 9 max

Stacks
Hero ~200
villain covers

2 folds.

Villain calls $2.00. Hero raises to $9.00 with Q Q . 5 folds. Villain calls $7.00.

Flop
Q 3 4
Villain checks. Hero bets $11.00. Villain calls $11.00.

TURN
4
Villain bets $20.00. Hero calls $20.00


RIVER
K
Villain bets $30.00. Hero raises $58.00 to $88.00. Villain goes all in $704.23. Hero goes all in $69.00.
Villain shows A 2 a Pair, Fours

November Sucks

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $50.25
CO: $9.45
Button: $62.35
Hero: $66.20
BB: $39.45

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with 7 9
2 folds, Button calls, Hero calls, BB checks.

Flop: 8 7 3 ($1.5, 3 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $1, Button calls, Hero calls.

Turn: 9 ($4.5, 3 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $3.5, Button calls, Hero raises to $15, BB folds, Button raises to $50, Hero raises all-in $64.7, Button calls all-in $10.85.
Uncalled bets: $3.85 returned to Hero.

River: Q ($72.35, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $129.7)


Results:
Final pot: $72.35
Hero showed 7h 9h
Villain has TJ




Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $50.25
UTG+1: $18.65
CO: $81.95
Button: $18.10
SB: $35.65
BB: $157.20

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with T A
Hero raises to $2, 3 folds, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: 5 T T ($4.5, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3, SB calls.

Turn: J ($10.5, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $5, SB calls.

River: 7 ($20.5, 2 players)
SB bets $10, Hero raises to $25, SB raises all-in $25.65, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $71.8
SB showed 7d 7c
Hero mucks Tc As

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $46.20
UTG+1: $122.70
CO: $12.25
Hero: $49.25
SB: $86.45
BB: $52.05

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with 8 9
UTG calls, 2 folds, Hero raises to $2, SB calls, BB folds, UTG calls.

Flop: 4 8 8 ($6.5, 3 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $5, SB folds, UTG raises to $12, Hero calls.

Turn: J ($30.5, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks.

River: 7 ($30.5, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $20, UTG raises all-in $32.2, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $94.9
UTG showed 4h 4s


Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $29.05
Hero: $73.25
CO: $55.80
Button: $21.10
SB: $52.70
BB: $45.40

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with A Q
UTG calls, Hero raises to $2.5, 4 folds, UTG calls.

Flop: J T 7 ($5.75, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $4, UTG calls.

Turn: K ($13.75, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $10, UTG raises all-in $22.55, Hero calls.

River: K ($58.85, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $58.85)


Results:
Final pot: $58.85
UTG showed Kd Jd
Hero showed As Qc


Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $50
CO: $62.25
Hero: $49.25
SB: $47.95
BB: $39.85

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with 3 6
UTG folds, CO calls, Hero raises to $2, 2 folds, CO calls.

Flop: A 5 J ($4.75, 2 players)
CO bets $1.5, Hero calls.

Turn: 9 ($7.75, 2 players)
CO bets $4.5, Hero calls.

River: 8 ($16.75, 2 players)
CO is all-in $54.25, Hero calls all-in $41.25.
Uncalled bets: $13 returned to CO.

Results:
Final pot: $99.25
CO showed 7d 9d


The cash out curse is real people.

FYP

The first and last hands should've been folded

Damn I need to go play on Bodog.

I agree. Meh I think the first one is a pretty standard fold.

The second one I think is pretty close.

In the 2nd one, you hand looks 100% like a flush draw. The flush gets there and he overbet shoves for like 3.5x the pot. You have basically the lowest possible flush. I think that's a pretty standard fold as well.

yeah but I do a good job at making sure I am playing against idiots... against most people I 100% agree.



EDIT: ExhibitPokerStars Game #13182964890: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/11/11 - 18:18:53 (ET)
Table 'Capricorn II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: chrisinspain ($55.05 in chips)
Seat 2: liuna78383 ($251.80 in chips)
Seat 3: natethegreek ($51.75 in chips)
Seat 4: beargood ($48.20 in chips)
Seat 5: fab91 ($53.75 in chips)
Seat 6: homanga ($57.85 in chips)
fab91: posts small blind $0.25
homanga: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to natethegreek [Ah 8d]
chrisinspain: calls $0.50
liuna78383: calls $0.50
natethegreek: folds
beargood: folds
fab91: calls $0.25
homanga: raises $2.50 to $3
chrisinspain: calls $2.50
liuna78383: calls $2.50
fab91: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh 5h 4d]
homanga: bets $5
chrisinspain: raises $5 to $10
liuna78383: folds
homanga: calls $5
*** TURN *** [Qh 5h 4d] [3c]
homanga: checks
chrisinspain: bets $11
homanga: calls $11
*** RIVER *** [Qh 5h 4d 3c] [6s]
homanga: bets $33.85 and is all-in
chrisinspain: calls $31.05 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
homanga: shows [As Kd] (high card Ace)
chrisinspain: mucks hand
homanga collected $110.60 from pot
homanga said, "oops?"
natethegreek said, "did you break it?"
chrisinspain leaves the table
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $113.60 | Rake $3
Board [Qh 5h 4d 3c 6s]
Seat 1: chrisinspain mucked [Th 9h]
Seat 2: liuna78383 folded on the Flop
Seat 3: natethegreek folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: beargood (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: fab91 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: homanga (big blind) showed [As Kd] and won ($110.60) with high card Ace
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how'd you run @ Foxwoods Nate?

as usual, no one showed up on Saturday...doesn't ANYONE want to play poker???

one big hand three hands in,

I three bet AK preflop guy calls, I check raise him allin on an A high flop and he calls with AQ.

Made a set of threes, but won the minimum because I out in a healthy check raise on the flop on the driest board in history. I should have called and then checked raised the turn and he would have been pot commited.

After that I got rivered in a $130 pot by the dreaded A high flush draw.

Had to fold 44 preflop when it went raise, reraise, allin preflop. The flop was A44 and I would have had a big hand.

For the rest of the night I would flop top pair, I would bet the flop and the turn, the flush draw would hit and someone would push and I would fold.

Ended up $20 down on the night after be up $200 at my peak.


It was fun meeting Mark and Nutzbuster and Gilbertology though. all really cool dudes.

PokerStars Game #13185430360: Tournament #66049339, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/11/11 - 20:31:15 (ET)
Table '66049339 157' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: RogerLeJet (13774 in chips)
Seat 2: badbeaterxxx (13455 in chips)
Seat 3: CurlysueII (3317 in chips)
Seat 4: natethegreek (11175 in chips)
Seat 5: jbe100m1 (3375 in chips)
Seat 6: bobtowner (18220 in chips)
Seat 7: kenlo35 (3715 in chips)
Seat 8: obsulete (10520 in chips)
Seat 9: muddpuddle41 (7210 in chips)
kenlo35: posts small blind 100
obsulete: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to natethegreek [Qh Qs]
muddpuddle41: folds
RogerLeJet: folds
badbeaterxxx: calls 200
CurlysueII: folds
natethegreek: raises 800 to 1000
jbe100m1: raises 800 to 1800
bobtowner: folds
kenlo35: raises 1915 to 3715 and is all-in
obsulete: calls 3515
badbeaterxxx: folds
natethegreek: raises 7460 to 11175 and is all-in
jbe100m1: calls 1575 and is all-in
obsulete: calls 6805 and is all-in
obsulete said, "hope i beat you all!!"
*** FLOP *** [7c Kc 5d]
*** TURN *** [7c Kc 5d] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [7c Kc 5d 6d] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
obsulete: shows [Js Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
natethegreek: shows [Qh Qs] (a pair of Queens)
natethegreek collected 13610 from side pot-2
kenlo35: shows [3c 3h] (a straight, Three to Seven)
kenlo35 collected 1020 from side pot-1
jbe100m1: shows [Ac Qd] (high card Ace)
kenlo35 collected 13700 from main pot
BILLS2PULL is connected
icurabluffer is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 28330 Main pot 13700. Side pot-1 1020. Side pot-2 13610. | Rake 0
Board [7c Kc 5d 6d 4s]
Seat 1: RogerLeJet folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: badbeaterxxx folded before Flop
Seat 3: CurlysueII folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: natethegreek showed [Qh Qs] and won (13610) with a pair of Queens
Seat 5: jbe100m1 showed [Ac Qd] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 6: bobtowner (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: kenlo35 (small blind) showed [3c 3h] and won (14720) with a straight, Three to Seven
Seat 8: obsulete (big blind) showed [Js Jc] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 9: muddpuddle41 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


for the chip lead in the 20k GRRRR at least I got half.

when I get back from VA, we are playing heads up - no more pussing out on me lol - let's do it big too...since no one shows up on Saturdays that gives me some extra $ to put on my bankroll

Oh yeah, where are all those Giant fans?

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS?

All I gotta say is....I need to phucking get NFL Network by 11/29

You're from Binghamton. WTF are you doing rooting on the Cowboys?

Packers vs. Cowboys in Big D. I personally don't think it's going to be as good of a game as a lot of people. I think maybe 35-21 Dallas with GB getting a garbage score. Dallas' D is starting to really show up over the last couple of weeks.



I'm actually originally from near Philadelphia, which makes even less sense

Now I don't like you on principle. Mostly for the same reason that I'm a Giants fan and I don't like tskillz during football season cause he's a hardcore Eagles fan.

okay dudes, I'm off to VA for a week to visit the in-laws - see you all later!

I know of a game in Richmond.

Have fun.

Harris and Woodson are going to maul TO.

under the radar at 7-2, quietly and officially the #2 seed thanks to adam vinateri

Yeah what the hell was that? Mr Clutch missed a clutch kick...

Mr. Clutch missed what was essentially an extra point. Where's the idiot kicker comment now?



BBFIDTS

bump. Today has been crazy, I was up till Midnight playing a stupid donkament, only to get crippled with 100 left. DAMN AA it NEVER WINS!!!

He should've just played it like a man and shoved that flop. FD and a gutter and he check/calls all of his chips off on the turn? Morons!

I was wondering that, I insta closed the table and didn't get the hand history, I thought he might have picked up the flush on the turn or something.

He just called with the flush draw and a gutter.... Blah

He can't trap if he shoves.

Oh, right, yes. How could I forget. He KNEW he was rivered the nut straight after missing his FD.

Yeah, Nate. The flop was like K9x with 2 spades and he had QTss.

I don't like you.

Period.

That's how hardcore I am.

My feelings are hurt.

God dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I lost my fantasy football game this week by 0.07 points. That is eqivalent to 4 yds passing, 1.4yds rushing, or any other statistic in the league. SOOOOOOOOO TILTED!!!!!!!!

Because of that loss I'm currently in 6/10, if I won I'd be in 2/10. UGHHHHHHHHH.

Now this week is hell for me, I have 6 legit WRs and know I'm going to start the wrong ones. So who would you start, you get to pick 3 (I'll leave Javon Walker out because he probably won't play).

Andre Johnson, Deion Branch, Greg Jennings, Brandon Marshall, DJ Hackett. We start 3WRs in my league.

Marhsall, Jennings, Hackett if other two don't play

Marshall, Jennings, Branch if he plays

Marshall, Jennings, Johnson if he plays

Jennings, Johnson, Branch if both play

It's really tough for me because Marshall gets more "looks" than Jennings. He consistently gets 7-10 receptions a game and we play a 1/2 point per reception. Jennings gets TDs like crazy, but he doesn't usually go off for more than 4 catches. I wouldnt be surprised for Jennings to get me 2 catches for 27 yds.

Now Hackett has scored in both games that he's been back and I'm worried that he might overtake Branch even if Branch is healthy.

I'm definitely starting A Johnson. But I can see reasoning for starting any of the other 4. Any reasoning behind who you like most, or does anything change knowing that it's .5/rec league?

Points for receptions is sooo ghey. I had a league like that once back when the raiders passed every down. It was .5 for a completion too. Friggin Rich Gannon could beat a whole team by himself.

QB does not get points for completions. Only the WR gets points. I kind of like it because it evens things out between RB and WR and doesn't make it such a RB dominated league. What people don't really understand though is that so many WRs put up comparable numbers that RBs still are most valuable, so there is my value in the league.

That being said I'm now 5-5 and want to die.

Uh, yeah, so...

BUMP.

Try bumping this with some content like...

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