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NoBBiR
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007, 2:47 PM
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Wednesday, October 31st, 2007, 10:48 AM) *
Does it count as offense when he knocks TO out of the game?

(I am much less confident in the Eagles this week than I am coming off, but I still stand by them splitting with the Cowboys this season)


Bye week preparaments.

Dawkin's won't be a factor after Marion Barber punches him in the face like he has been continually doing the past 3 weeks straight.
No_Neck
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007, 3:03 PM
avatar change again, this is what I look like in southpark form

and yes I stole the idea from David.
tskillz187
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007, 5:45 PM
QUOTE (NoBBiR @ Wednesday, October 31st, 2007, 3:47 PM) *
Bye week preparaments.

Dawkin's won't be a factor after Marion Barber punches him in the face like he has been continually doing the past 3 weeks straight.


I like Barber a lot. Bdawk will yank his shoulder outta socket though.
No_Neck
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007, 6:01 PM
GOD DAMN RIVER, WAIT WHAAAAA smile.gif

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $36.70
CO: $19.35
Button: $17.75
SB: $36.60
Hero: $55.30

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with 8 icon_suit_diamond.gif A icon_suit_diamond.gif
UTG folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: J icon_suit_diamond.gif 2 icon_suit_diamond.gif T icon_suit_diamond.gif ($2, 4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO checks, Button checks.

Turn: J icon_suit_spade.gif ($2, 4 players)
SB bets $1, Hero raises to $4, CO folds, Button raises all-in $17.25, SB folds, Hero calls.

River: T icon_suit_club.gif ($37.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $37.5)


Results:
Final pot: $37.5
Hero showed 8d Ad
Villian mucks 9x9d
mtdesmoines
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007, 6:21 PM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Wednesday, October 31st, 2007, 6:01 PM) *
GOD DAMN RIVER, WAIT WHAAAAA smile.gif


I never survive a turn and river like this.
You run good.
NoBBiR
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007, 6:39 PM
QUOTE (mtdesmoines @ Wednesday, October 31st, 2007, 6:21 PM) *
I never survive a turn and river like this.
You run good.


Yeah, I think someone bought some flippers because that's absurd.

Where do you find these people. You have to be making this stuff up.
NoBBiR
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007, 6:40 PM
LoL @ forum name changaments smile.gif
Naismith
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 12:53 AM
Andy (12gameparlay) and I finished first and second in a Razz tourney tonight. LOL. What a stupid game that is.
mln_falcon
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 4:09 AM
QUOTE (Naismith @ Wednesday, October 31st, 2007, 8:11 PM) *
Third hand at a 1-2NL 100 max table.

I'm on the BB with about 120 or so. I have 8c7c. The entire table limps.

Flop:

A-8-7 rainbow.

I overbet the pot. The button minraises/is all in for 40. The SB calls. I stick it over the top. The SB (who has me covered) calls.

Guess their hands.


AK and either 56 or 54
mtdesmoines
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 5:15 AM
QUOTE (Naismith @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 12:53 AM) *
Andy (12gameparlay) and I finished first and second in a Razz tourney tonight. LOL. What a stupid game that is.


Some people are hold'em card racks. I am a RAZZ card rack.
I once ran $50 to $475 in 45 minutes on a razz table.
All I did was cap every bet -- et, voila! -- I win.
Zach6668
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 6:04 AM
I <3 Andy and his silly southern game he tried to teach us.
krup24
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 6:24 AM
QUOTE (Naismith @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 4:53 AM) *
Andy (12gameparlay) and I finished first and second in a Razz tourney tonight. LOL. What a stupid game that is.


awesome

the best the ESPN ever did was air that HORSE tourney now the 1/2 and 2/4 games on stars are even more donktastic. I've made about $400 in 2 days playing ABC HORSE.
No_Neck
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 6:32 AM
QUOTE (krup24 @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 10:24 AM) *
awesome

the best the ESPN ever did was air that HORSE tourney now the 1/2 and 2/4 games on stars are even more donktastic. I've made about $400 in 2 days playing ABC HORSE.



interesting, since I have been whipping 6 max I have grown bored just making money hand over fist. Maybe I will try this smile.gif
krup24
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 6:39 AM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 10:32 AM) *
interesting, since I have been whipping 6 max I have grown bored just making money hand over fist. Maybe I will try this smile.gif


i would mix a table in. o8, stud8, and razz are easily the worst. i kinda lay low in LHE cause I hate it. and stud is stud.
No_Neck
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 6:41 AM
QUOTE (krup24 @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 10:39 AM) *
i would mix a table in. o8, stud8, and razz are easily the worst. i kinda lay low in LHE cause I hate it. and stud is stud.



I only one table now. I think I have made more money than 4 tabling the same stakes... odd huh?
krup24
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 6:43 AM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 10:41 AM) *
I only one table now. I think I have made more money than 4 tabling the same stakes... odd huh?


very. do you have ADD?

QUOTE (No_Neck @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 10:01 AM) *
Belichick has been working on this since the schedule was released. We will be ready.


from another thread

he better start working on Dec 9th
No_Neck
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 7:04 AM
QUOTE (krup24 @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 10:43 AM) *
very. do you have ADD?
from another thread

he better start working on Dec 9th



yeah, not diagnosed or anything but I self medicate so it balances well. I think actually it has more to do with I have really been focusing on table selection. Which has helped.

He will start working on the Steelers on Sunday at 11:00pm I am sure.
Temporary Nuts
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 7:09 AM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 10:41 AM) *
I only one table now. I think I have made more money than 4 tabling the same stakes... odd huh?


Not at all icon_biggrin.gif
mtdesmoines
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 7:09 AM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 7:04 AM) *
1. yeah, not diagnosed or anything but I self medicate so it balances well. I think actually it has more to do with I have really been focusing on table selection. Which has helped.

2. He will start working on the Steelers on Sunday at 11:00pm I am sure.



1. I self-medicate, too. I'm not sure what I'm treating, but I self-medicate.

2. Ha ha. *Tuck Rule.
NoBBiR
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 8:18 AM
Is it bad that I do not win, and at the same time lose equally 1 tabling or 4 tabling?
Zach6668
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 8:23 AM
I just ate 18 inches worth of Italian BMT from Subway.
mtdesmoines
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 8:30 AM
QUOTE (Zach6668 @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 8:23 AM) *
I just ate ... from Subway.



My advice is to redact your post thusly.
No_Neck
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 9:26 AM
QUOTE (Zach6668 @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 12:23 PM) *
I just ate 18 inches worth of Italian meat.



hanging out with Roberts eh?
Andromeda
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 9:45 AM
QUOTE (Zach6668 @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 12:23 PM) *
I just ate 18 inches worth of Italian BMT from Subway.




oh, I've heard of this - it's the Raymer diet right?
Zach6668
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 10:17 AM
Sub of the day deal... $2.99 for a 6 inch, lol, so I got 3.
Acid_Knight
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 10:28 AM
QUOTE (Andromeda @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 10:45 AM) *
oh, I've heard of this - it's the Raymer diet right?

Yeah, working like a charm. I've met him and he's even bigger in real life than he looks like on TV.
Naismith
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 10:32 AM
QUOTE (Naismith @ Wednesday, October 31st, 2007, 2:11 AM) *
Third hand at a 1-2NL 100 max table.

I'm on the BB with about 120 or so. I have 8c7c. The entire table limps.

Flop:

A-8-7 rainbow.

I overbet the pot. The button minraises/is all in for 40. The SB calls. I stick it over the top. The SB (who has me covered) calls.

Guess their hands.


The answer to this apparently very uninteresting mystery...

The button, who entered the pot as the sixth limper had AA. The SB had KK.
tskillz187
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 10:34 AM
QUOTE (Naismith @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 11:32 AM) *
The answer to this apparently very uninteresting mystery...

The button, who entered the pot as the sixth limper had AA. The SB had KK.


Meh, when the hands don't make any logical sense it's not fun guessing.

What the hell does Je suis mean Acid? I think it says Jesus is Variance's Bitch.

Or something about Cobalt's titties
dms26
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 10:43 AM
QUOTE (Naismith @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 2:32 PM) *
The answer to this apparently very uninteresting mystery...

The button, who entered the pot as the sixth limper had AA. The SB had KK.



running 22 and you lose the side pot too?
Naismith
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 10:52 AM
QUOTE (dms26 @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 11:43 AM) *
running 22 and you lose the side pot too?


Would've been worth it for the entertainment of the hand. I thought I was drunk and mis-remembered the preflop action.
CobaltBlue
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 11:27 AM
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 1:34 PM) *
What the hell does Je suis mean Acid? I think it says Jesus is Variance's Bitch.

'Je suis' is French for 'I am' and is pronounced 'zhuh swee'.
Acid_Knight
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 12:11 PM
QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 11:34 AM) *
What the hell does Je suis mean Acid? I think it says Jesus is Variance's Bitch.

Didn't you take French for like 1 year in the 7th grade?

Anyway, I dumbed it down for you. No worries.
No_Neck
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 12:28 PM
QUOTE (Acid_Knight @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 4:11 PM) *
Didn't you take French for like 1 year in the 7th grade?

Anyway, I dumbed it down for you. No worries.



We need more french people around the forum. They know how to live, wine, cheese, and cream sauces FTW!!!
Acid_Knight
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 12:36 PM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 1:28 PM) *
We need more french people around the forum. They know how to live, wine, cheese, and cream sauces FTW!!!

You're a positive variance hog!
No_Neck
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 12:39 PM
QUOTE (Acid_Knight @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 4:36 PM) *
You're a positive variance hog!


as long as I keep 20bb/100 you can call me whatever you want smile.gif
tskillz187
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 1:20 PM
QUOTE (Acid_Knight @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 1:11 PM) *
Didn't you take French for like 1 year in the 7th grade?

Anyway, I dumbed it down for you. No worries.


Nah, Spanish for like 4 years I guess.

Yo soy > Je suis
simo_8ball
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 6:16 PM
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1649845

On a scale of 1-10, how bad is this?

I should stop letting curiosity dictate my reads. I try to convince myself he has AK just because I want to call.
Zach6668
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 6:48 PM
I Am Drunk At Home
low content
Acid_Knight
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 8:29 PM
QUOTE (simo_8ball @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 7:16 PM) *
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1649845

On a scale of 1-10, how bad is this?

I should stop letting curiosity dictate my reads. I try to convince myself he has AK just because I want to call.

12

Oddly enough, it turns into a -16 if you river him, so go figure.
CobaltBlue
Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 8:34 PM
QUOTE (simo_8ball @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 9:16 PM) *
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1649845

On a scale of 1-10, how bad is this?

I should stop letting curiosity dictate my reads. I try to convince myself he has AK just because I want to call.

Yeah...seriously...cut that out. He could even be "overplaying" TT and you're beat. =P

(This coming from a donkey who raised a donkbet and called a decent all-in in a $200 tourny yesterday with AT on a QT9 two spade flop...he had 99.)
krup24
Friday, November 2nd, 2007, 5:10 AM
QUOTE (simo_8ball @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 10:16 PM) *
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1649845

On a scale of 1-10, how bad is this?

I should stop letting curiosity dictate my reads. I try to convince myself he has AK just because I want to call.


Its pretty bad not horrible i'd say an 8.

I would not try to convince yourself of holdings at this level though even though your ability dictates otherwise.
Temporary Nuts
Friday, November 2nd, 2007, 5:52 AM
QUOTE (simo_8ball @ Thursday, November 1st, 2007, 10:16 PM) *
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1649845

On a scale of 1-10, how bad is this?

I should stop letting curiosity dictate my reads. I try to convince myself he has AK just because I want to call.


It's ok, we all make mistakes. Just learn from your parents and don't have a kid.
No_Neck
Friday, November 2nd, 2007, 6:47 AM
Lord please give me the strength to make it to the weekend.... Anyone have any big plans this weekend? Besides seeing the Pats dismantle the Colts on national TV.
krup24
Friday, November 2nd, 2007, 7:20 AM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Friday, November 2nd, 2007, 10:47 AM) *
Lord please give me the strength to make it to the weekend.... Anyone have any big plans this weekend? Besides seeing the Pats dismantle the Colts on national TV.


I'm gonna watch the Colts cover and paint my bedroom. I may stop at Bed Bath and Beyond but I don't know if I'll have time.
No_Neck
Friday, November 2nd, 2007, 7:25 AM
QUOTE (krup24 @ Friday, November 2nd, 2007, 11:20 AM) *
I'm gonna watch the Colts cover and paint my bedroom. I may stop at Bed Bath and Beyond but I don't know if I'll have time.



haven't you learned about betting against the Pats yet?
krup24
Friday, November 2nd, 2007, 7:29 AM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Friday, November 2nd, 2007, 11:25 AM) *
haven't you learned about betting against the Pats yet?


no, obv

I will requote and respond the same on sunday
Zach6668
Friday, November 2nd, 2007, 8:33 AM
QUOTE (krup24 @ Friday, November 2nd, 2007, 11:20 AM) *
I'm gonna watch the Colts cover and paint my bedroom. I may stop at Bed Bath and Beyond but I don't know if I'll have time.

Got a fun little Saturday planned?
Andromeda
Friday, November 2nd, 2007, 8:42 AM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Friday, November 2nd, 2007, 10:47 AM) *
Lord please give me the strength to make it to the weekend.... Anyone have any big plans this weekend? Besides seeing the Pats dismantle the Colts on national TV.




supposed to go to a bowling party saturday night with Sarah's karate class...we'll see how that goes, I hope I don't get beligerently drunk...
No_Neck
Friday, November 2nd, 2007, 9:13 AM
QUOTE (Andromeda @ Friday, November 2nd, 2007, 12:42 PM) *
supposed to go to a bowling party saturday night with Sarah's karate class...we'll see how that goes, I hope I don't get beligerently drunk...



that doesn't seem to be a good idea with your back issues does it?
Andromeda
Friday, November 2nd, 2007, 11:54 AM
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Friday, November 2nd, 2007, 1:13 PM) *
that doesn't seem to be a good idea with your back issues does it?




actually I just got back from the doctor and have a clean bill of health! Well, sort of - I don't have to go back cause my back has healed for the most part. I'll still feel some minor stuff for a week or so but I'm pretty much back to normal...which is pretty much the same as before except without pain haha
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